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TotallynotJessica lemmy.blahaj.zone TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-10-30
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Cris_Citrus (he/him <3) piefed.zip Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-26
#2 · Quote Reply

Uhhhhh... I must have missed the eating cardboard and dirt memo...
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sp3ctr4l lemmy.dbzer0.com sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-04-10
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

To quote a person literally named Plant:

The ground is rich from tender care,

Repay, do not forget (no, no!)

Dance in the dark of night,

Sing to the morning light!

Something something tend your gardens well, something something, lol.
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Berengaria_of_Navarre lemmy.world Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-08-18
#4 · Quote Reply

I do eat a lot of box to be fair.i also munch rugs.
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TotallynotJessica Moderator TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-10-30
#5 · Quote Reply
Berengaria_of_Navarre wrote:
I do eat a lot of box to be fair.i also munch rugs.

If only I had a box that others could use
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Ricky Rigatoni piefed.zip RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-14
#6 · Quote Reply

I don't know enough about the correlation between being queer and having a pica diagnosis to dispute this so I will take it as fact.
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Berengaria_of_Navarre lemmy.world Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-08-18
#7 · Quote Reply
TotallynotJessica wrote:
If only I had a box that others could use

Don't be sad, pumpkin! I'm sure we can find something to do 😉
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DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it] lemmy.ml DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-02
#8 · Quote Reply
Cris_Citrus (he/him <3) wrote:
Uhhhhh... I must have missed the eating cardboard and dirt memo...

the second best time to start is now
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Cris_Citrus (he/him <3) piefed.zip Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-26
#9 · Quote Reply
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it] wrote:
the second best time to start is now

Does potting soil count, or does it have to be actual dirt? I already have potting soil...
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DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it] lemmy.ml DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-02
#10 · Quote Reply
Cris_Citrus (he/him <3) wrote:
Does potting soil count, or does it have to be actual dirt? I already have potting soil...

i think that'll do :3
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Cris_Citrus (he/him <3) piefed.zip Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-26
#11 · Quote Reply
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it] wrote:
i think that'll do :3

Okay cool, I'll get to shoveling it in my mouth

Gonna cry a lot but like I dont wanna let the queer community down 🥹
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