transcription: when you piss off your girlfriend and she decides to drain you dry tonight

In what universe does this ever happen? In real relationships, piss off your girlfriend, and you're not getting laid for at least a month.

Relationships are vast and extremely different from each other. Saying any kind of relationship is the "real" kind, is a moral judgment. And do you really want to believe that the "best" relationship is one like that? That sounds miserable.

Some relationships are built on good communication, and a common understanding that no matter what happens, you're always on the same team, and other gay shit like that.

In these relationships, it's so easy to get mad about something (because you're human and it's easy and normal to get pissed off, from big things as well as small), and still feel like the other person neither is malicious, nor needs "punishment" for it, because you talked about it, and truly were understood. Therefore, you can take the pressure off in other, more... Productive ways haha

Isn't that a better relationship to consider "real"?

Yeah, I think by "real" they just meant "not made up for a horny image post"

Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhh... Doesn't really make a difference to my point.

I don't know if you also mean to say "This horny image post can never happen in reality", as I think they meant, but if you do... Yeah, kinda sad.

Our (positive) imagination represents our ideals, and if you think this is desirable, you can just strive to become it.

Don't let your memes be dreams. This hornypost's scenario has happened in reality before, and it can happen again.

Make up sex is really good. However it can become an issue when one party starts picking fights for the sex. That wasn't a great relationship.