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m_‮f discuss.online m_f@discuss.online
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Sibbo sopuli.xyz Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-06
#2 · Quote Reply

That's exactly how it would work in a video game.
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gandalf_der_13te feddit.org gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org
Joined: 2026-08-01
#3 · Quote Reply

instant regret
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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
#4 · Quote Reply

TBF, the pig should have a cigarette/cigar, too.
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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
#5 · Quote Reply
Sibbo wrote:
That's exactly how it would work in a video game.

Too much Just Cause for you. 🤣
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AMillionMonkeys lemmy.world AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#6 · Quote Reply

Today on Mythbusters
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NigelFrobisher aussie.zone NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-08-07
#7 · Quote Reply

Pigs are definitely the most messed up thing we eat, as they’re smarter than dogs.
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Sibbo sopuli.xyz Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-06
#8 · Quote Reply
NigelFrobisher wrote:
Pigs are definitely the most messed up thing we eat, as they’re smarter than dogs.

They are also smarter than some humans.
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ToastedRavioli midwest.social ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-04-26
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NigelFrobisher wrote:
Pigs are definitely the most messed up thing we eat, as they’re smarter than dogs.

And tastier
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drolex sopuli.xyz drolex@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-13
#10 · Quote Reply
NigelFrobisher wrote:
Pigs are definitely the most messed up thing we eat, as they’re smarter than dogs.

Well, they also are chaotic evil beings. I once saw a pig eat a whole live duck who was bathing in its water.

In the countryside, numerous warnings of never letting a baby near a pig.

Shit animals in my opinion, deserve to be dynamited. Maybe not eaten.
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FatVegan leminal.space FatVegan@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-11-05
#11 · Quote Reply
drolex wrote:
Well, they also are chaotic evil beings. I once saw a pig eat a whole live duck who was bathing in its water. In the countryside, numerous warnings of never letting a baby near a pig. Shit animals in my opinion, deserve to be dynamited. Maybe not eaten.

Haha same.

I hope you get eaten by a pig.
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drolex sopuli.xyz drolex@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-13
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FatVegan wrote:
Haha same. I hope you get eaten by a pig.

I hope you get eaten by a pig.

Unlikely. I'm relatively famous among pig circles for carrying massive amounts of C4 in case the situation gets tense. They call me Colonel Oink'Neill for this reason.
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_stranger_ lemmy.world _stranger_@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

They need to rearrange those charges to blast inward and upward or they'll never get a good bacon rain. As is, the hill guy is going to get face blasted by raw pork mist at best.
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demonsword lemmy.world demonsword@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#14 · Quote Reply
Sibbo wrote:
They are also smarter than some humans.

some even make distinct careers as policemen
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