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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#52 · Quote Reply

But you can't have pea soup stone cold, and pea soup is the highest plane of soup

Of course I can? I've pulled pea soup out of the fridge and eaten it straight

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#53 · Quote Reply

What about drinks?

Cold or room temperature. I make an exception for drinks. I'm not a person that needs their drink to be cold. Coffee and tea tho? Always cold

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Bipauler sh.itjust.works Bipauler@sh.itjust.works
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#54 · Quote Reply

Cold cans of chili beans at 2 am 🫩 fuck the haters

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CerebralHawks lemmy.dbzer0.com cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-08-18
#55 · Quote Reply

What about iced coffee? People love that stuff, and she’s prolly no different.

My wife likes iced coffee, too. I've tried it, I don't hate it... but it isn't for me. Not knocking those who do like it. I just prefer hot.

There's also cold brew, but I'm not sure if cold brew is meant to be drank cold, or if it's just brewed cold and it gets heated up. I imagine the former. That's probably fine too.

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#56 · Quote Reply

Cold cans of chili beans at 2 am 🫩 fuck the haters

Yesss! Sibling! :3

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#57 · Quote Reply

I think you're tasting a different flavor profile than the rest of us because for instance sugar is less tasteable cold. But that's okay, you enjoy your food whatever way you like it! Also, your way is much easier to deal with than someone who wants their food piping hot. Any delay can overcook or burn their food. Not you! Make ahead, put in fridge, come back anytime between 20 minutes and 24 h...

That's pretty much me, yeah!
My dad has to have piping hot food and I hate him for it. He always forces me to eat hot pizza straight from the oven and I always burn my tongue. He's awful...

To be fair, he's a lifelong soldier (78 now). I guess being in the military does make you appreciate hot food...but keep your preferences to yourself, old man 😭

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#58 · Quote Reply

Cold pizza makes me want to vomit. I think most things taste better heated, but I think most people go too hot (my mouth burns easily and nothing has managed to fix that (techniques people recommend, just burning the shit out of my mouth repeatedly (yay, pealing skin constantly!), etc.)).

Nooooo, what? Cold pizza is the best! Pizza is one of the things I literally have to have cold. I hate hot pizza, straight from the oven...not sarcasm

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#59 · Quote Reply

You like your saturated fat stick to your teeth hard. That's fine. Serious question though, how do you stand eating anything high in saturated fat? Or with proteins in liquid that congeal? Or shit waiting for your food's hot emulsions to separate?

I just...do? Put it in my mouth or scrape it up with a spoon. Don't care, cold is always my preference. Won't eat hot food, not even warm...as I've said

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#60 · Quote Reply

Stupid question... What do you do with pizza? Isnt melted stringy cheese enjoyable? Why am I asking, I know the answer already. Take my upvote and go

Isnt melted stringy cheese enjoyable?

For most people, probably. Not for me.

Pizza? Always cold

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#61 · Quote Reply

I used to get ripped on for eating Chunky soup from a can on construction sites. The caveat it, during winter you need warm food to get your body temp back up, but spring to fall, fair game.

The caveat it, during winter you need warm food to get your body temp back up

No I don't. My preference for stone cold food never changes. Not even during winter, idgaf

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#62 · Quote Reply

I just had a lovely meal of tortellini and the thought of it Stone Cold sounds gross. By the way I could not get the speech to text to write Stone Cold without capitalizing it. Which I kind of like.

Lol, stone cold tortellini are a classic for me. No matter if they're from a plastic bag (boiled in water) or in a can (pre-cooked with sauce), I always have them stone cold. Don't even care, it's just better

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#63 · Quote Reply

In case you ever want to try eating warm food again, try putting a stone next to the food in the oven. That way the food will be stone cold and warm at the same time.

At that point, I'd just rather eat the hot stone. And I like neither hot food nor stones...

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kolmaskommentoija sopuli.xyz kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2026-06-14
#64 · Quote Reply

This is not an insult. Have you taken any tests to see if you may be autistic? If not, you should.

I enjoy my food cold as well, and I am diagnosed as autistic. So you might be onto something.

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SchmidtGenetics lemmy.world SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-05
#65 · (edited) Quote Reply

The caveat it, during winter you need warm food to get your body temp back up No I don't. My preference for stone cold food never changes. Not even during winter, idgaf

I’m not gonna have hypothermia on the job, sorry. Same sorta reasoning as not wanting to burn your toungue. It’s for your (my) safety.

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farmgineer nord.pub farmgineer@nord.pub
Joined: 2026-04-25
#66 · Quote Reply

Nooooo, what? Cold pizza is the best! Pizza is one of the things I literally have to have cold. I hate hot pizza, straight from the oven...not sarcasm

Just the opposite for me. Coagulated grease makes me gag

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BaraCoded literature.cafe BaraCoded@literature.cafe
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#67 · Quote Reply

Well, I guess you're a lot into salads and meals that were lovingly prepared then put in the fridge for later (and ice cream). Some food must be cooked before consumption, so be sure to cook what must be cooked not to fall ill, even if they require to cool down before you find them to your taste.

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Funkt4st1c lemmy.world Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-30
#68 · Quote Reply

Weird, definitely, but im not much better. I prefer everything to be room temp. 1-2 mins in the microwave, or sitting on the counter for 10+ minutes after cooking.

I think you maybe have an aversion to bitter tastes or something. I, also unfortunately, love bitter foods

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ns1 feddit.uk ns1@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-17
#69 · Quote Reply

Definitely unpopular. In a strange way I kind of agree about not wanting to burn your mouth, that's horrible and not worth it. I'll sometimes sit and wait for several minutes for my plate to cool if it's steaming hot, even when I'm hungry and other people around me are eating. But there's always a point where it's obviously safe and still nicely warm which is much better than being cold.

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Shartyfartblast piefed.zip Shartyfartblast@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-06-11
#70 · Quote Reply

Nah. I like all food cold :3

French fries? I cannot eat them when they even approach room temperature

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#71 · Quote Reply

French fries? I cannot eat them when they even approach room temperature

Absolutely. Stone cold fries

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Fluke feddit.uk Fluke@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-07-01
#72 · Quote Reply

Actually, yeah, I do that a lot. My bf yells at me for putting hot lasagna in the fridge for hours at a time...

As he should. You're heating everything else in the fridge, making the fridge work far harder than usual and thus vastly accelerating both the fridge and it's contents' demise.

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#73 · Quote Reply

As he should. You're heating everything else in the fridge, making the fridge work far harder than usual and thus vastly accelerating both the fridge and it's contents' demise.

Yup. True.
...I still do it tho 😆

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#74 · (edited) Quote Reply

Erm, so do you have issues with extremes? Because burning your tongue should not happen often and that remains true even if you were eating food hot every time. What you describe as inevitable is something that happens to me like three times a year, only is bothersome for a couple days, and is thoroughly my own fault when it does happen.

Edit: you've caused me think at length about the difference in cold vs hot foods and it's got me alternating between gag reflex and mouth watering. Weird.

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#75 · Quote Reply

The caveat it, during winter you need warm food to get your body temp back up No I don't. My preference for stone cold food never changes. Not even during winter, idgaf

You clearly don't work in the absolute freezing cold like this person does...

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#76 · Quote Reply

Actually, yeah, I do that a lot. My bf yells at me for putting hot lasagna in the fridge for hours at a time...

putting hot lasagna in the fridge for hours at a time...

Deranged. You could literally cause food to spoil early doing this.

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#77 · Quote Reply

putting hot lasagna in the fridge for hours at a time... Deranged. You could literally cause food to spoil early doing this.

Yep. I am indeed deranged. You think I don't know that?

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#78 · Quote Reply

Yep. I am indeed deranged. You think I don't know that?

Apparently because every information source available will tell you to never do that and you seem proud of doing it?

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#79 · Quote Reply

Apparently because every information source available will tell you to never do that and you seem proud of doing it?

Do I seem proud of doing it? Cause I'm not, that's for sure. I'm just dumb

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-14
#80 · Quote Reply

How do you "let something cool down" further than room temperature? You can't really let something just sit still and cool more than the ambient temperature, so you must use some form of cooling element, like ice cubes or something.

Or this is bait, I honestly can't tell.

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#81 · Quote Reply

How do you "let something cool down" further than room temperature? You can't really let something just sit still and cool more than the ambient temperature, so you must use some form of cooling element, like ice cubes or something. Or this is bait, I honestly can't tell.

How do you “let something cool down” further than room temperature?

Fridge

Not bait

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
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#82 · Quote Reply

I think this wins the comm. Even more than the BJ post

Coincidentally, OP shared in that post that she enjoys giving blowjobs.

I kind of imagine her mouth being super cold now, which ruined that mental image for me a little bit. 😂

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
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#83 · Quote Reply

How do you “let something cool down” further than room temperature? Fridge Not bait

Ah yes. But how come it gets warm in the first place? You put it in the fridge after cooking I guess? You don't eat the raw ingredients, right? That would be even more astonishing 😅

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#84 · Quote Reply

Ah yes. But how come it gets warm in the first place? You put it in the fridge after cooking I guess? You don't eat the raw ingredients, right? That would be even more astonishing 😅

You put it in the fridge after cooking I guess?

Yes...sometimes
I'll be honest...yes, sometimes I do eat "raw" ingredients. Not ones that are actually dangerous to eat, but just yesterday, I found a pack of pre-cooked, vacuum-sealed ramen noodles in dad's fridge. I should've boiled them to heat them up...but they were pre-cooked, okay? So, umm...I just unpacked them, took out the solid slab of cold noodles and started biting into that...
Not bad at all, I must say! Good snacc, would eat again :3

By now, you should have realized, I am NOT normal

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myyass lemmy.world myyass@lemmy.world
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#85 · Quote Reply

But then how can you tell what the Rock is cooking?

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-14
#86 · Quote Reply

You put it in the fridge after cooking I guess? Yes...sometimes I'll be honest...yes, sometimes I do eat "raw" ingredients. Not ones that are actually dangerous to eat, but just yesterday, I found a pack of pre-cooked, vacuum-sealed ramen noodles in dad's fridge. I should've boiled them to heat them up...but they were pre-cooked, okay? So, umm...I just unpacked them, took out the solid slab of ...

Hey, what is normal these days. Enjoy your food, and surround yourself with people who don't judge.

I think it's freaking weird, but I wouldn't unfriend you over this thing. This thing wouldn't hurt our theoretical friendship. Eat how you wanna eat. Bon appetit!

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Miisha ♀️ lemmy.blahaj.zone Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-25
#87 · Quote Reply

Hey, what is normal these days. Enjoy your food, and surround yourself with people who don't judge. I think it's freaking weird, but I wouldn't unfriend you over this thing. This thing wouldn't hurt our theoretical friendship. Eat how you wanna eat. Bon appetit!

Friendship? 👀
Matrix, by any chance? 😆 (the messenger/protocol, not the movie)

Thank youu :3

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Evotech lemmy.world Evotech@lemmy.world
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#88 · Quote Reply

Possibly the worst opinion here

Upvoted

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phlegmy sh.itjust.works phlegmy@sh.itjust.works
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#89 · Quote Reply

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agent_nycto lemmy.world agent_nycto@lemmy.world
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#90 · Quote Reply

Apparently because every information source available will tell you to never do that and you seem proud of doing it?

My brother in Christ this is a place for unpopular opinions don't be upset to see people post their unpopular opinions and also stand by their opinions it's literally the point of this whole community

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agent_nycto lemmy.world agent_nycto@lemmy.world
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#91 · Quote Reply

That's pretty much me, yeah! My dad has to have piping hot food and I hate him for it. He always forces me to eat hot pizza straight from the oven and I always burn my tongue. He's awful... To be fair, he's a lifelong soldier (78 now). I guess being in the military does make you appreciate hot food...but keep your preferences to yourself, old man 😭

Tism can run in the family

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agent_nycto lemmy.world agent_nycto@lemmy.world
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#92 · Quote Reply

This is like the inverse of Hot Grapes

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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#93 · Quote Reply

My brother in Christ this is a place for unpopular opinions don't be upset to see people post their unpopular opinions and also stand by their opinions it's literally the point of this whole community

My brother in Satan don't assume you know my feelings. I can find something horrifying in an abstract sense without being upset

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Mouselemming sh.itjust.works Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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#94 · Quote Reply

That's pretty much me, yeah! My dad has to have piping hot food and I hate him for it. He always forces me to eat hot pizza straight from the oven and I always burn my tongue. He's awful... To be fair, he's a lifelong soldier (78 now). I guess being in the military does make you appreciate hot food...but keep your preferences to yourself, old man 😭

Unless he's shoving it in your mouth he can't force you. If he does, that's physical abuse. If it's verbal bullying, say something like "I don't want to ruin everyone's meal with this arguing. I'll see you all later" and leave the room. If it's a restaurant just don't say anything, sit quietly with your slice cooling on your plate and let him embarrass himself by ranting at you in public.

You can just have salad for dinner

If the pizza is homemade, try "I can appreciate your cooking better if I haven't burned my taste buds and I'm eating it at the temperature I prefer." If it's delivery, meet the guy outside and set your slice aside to cool.

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TexNox feddit.uk TexNox@feddit.uk
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#95 · (edited) Quote Reply

So when did you find out you had autism?

Or Arfid at least.

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srasmus fedia.io srasmus@fedia.io
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#96 · Quote Reply

Objectively and demonstrably wrong. Excellent post.

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AwesomeLowlander sh.itjust.works AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
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#97 · Quote Reply

I'm actually quite similar! I don't willingly eat or drink anything more than a few degrees above room temp.

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agent_nycto lemmy.world agent_nycto@lemmy.world
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#98 · Quote Reply

My brother in Satan don't assume you know my feelings. I can find something horrifying in an abstract sense without being upset

"my brother in Christ" is a meme phrase. Also it's not saying you're literally Jesus's brother.

I'm just saying you're criticizing someone for doing the point of the community, that's kinda dumb.

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#99 · Quote Reply

"my brother in Christ" is a meme phrase. Also it's not saying you're literally Jesus's brother. I'm just saying you're criticizing someone for doing the point of the community, that's kinda dumb.

There would be no way I would not know that about the Christ phrase... I joked back.

You're criticizing me for just participating in the intended manner. When you post an unpopular opinion, you get backlash to it. Most of it is good natured. Not sure why you've chosen to assume mine isn't. Not to mention what I was actually taking some issue with here was the volunteered info that OP puts steaming hot shit into the fridge.

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✺roguetrick✺ lemmy.world roguetrick@lemmy.world
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#100 · Quote Reply

I just...do? Put it in my mouth or scrape it up with a spoon. Don't care, cold is always my preference. Won't eat hot food, not even warm...as I've said

I get you, in just wondering specifically if you don't like those foods. Namely fatty beef, bacon, butter emulsions, hearty velvety soups, cheese sauces

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DJKJuicy sh.itjust.works DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#101 · Quote Reply

Upvote for an actual unpopular opinion. Well done.

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