I have a picture of a cute little rainbow baphomet.

I just said "Uhh no thanks, I have to go now." And walked away like homer melting into the hedge.

She texted me a bunch after that but I just ignored them.

She tried to buy me Taco Bell and she tried to kiss me. She took me back my hotel room. I wanted nothing to do with that crazy shit.

I figured the museum would be saner the next day as her daughter was to join us. She didn't answer, I shrugged and went.

She texted me the day after. I just blocked her. So it goes.

It's about as descriptive as an astrology sign. Self-fulfilling prophecies are a helluva drug

Edit: Sorry, meant to respond to the person above.

I had someone, who I had gone on two dates with (maybe it was one, idk. It was a long time ago), apologize that she couldn't date me anymore because she just adopted a cat that had the same name as me. That was a weird one because she seemed very interested until that. Probably dodged a bullet. Lol.

The great thing about these apps is how easy it is to unmatch. They could have gotten out of that any time they wanted. (This is all assuming it's real anyway. Although who'd make up that name?)

I got "The Mediator" or something and my boss got mad at me for being an "arty farty hippie". Apparently the correct answer was to be "The Analyst" like my coworkers

every Russian woman I have dated has really backwards ideas about gender roles and they also disapproved of my lack of heavy drinking

That's very sad.

As someone with an Arrow to the knee since basically before tinder existed i thought that's just efficiency in flirting nowadays haha

Thanks fam