https://youtu.be/-FtCTW2rVFM?t=45

Fiona being cursed to turn into an ogre at night was a blessing in disguise.

Haha, no problem :)

Biden shit his diaper. It's not Trump's fault.

I would in a heartbeat if just for a day or two, but I suspect it's not allowed?

EDIT: I did it, but I pixelated it. Hopefully I won't get banned for that.

Wing the change you want to see in the world! Respect!

I now have the image of Biden standing behind Trump with his bare back turned towards him, pulling on the back of Orange Mussolinis diaper to take a shit grinning.

SFW depiction of the situation:

I wonder how this person would qualify me touching my junk at the urinal. Since it involves touching an exposed penis, I suppose they would classify urinal usage as "public masturbation" and "sexual harassment" if anyone else is in the bathroom.

Yet the 34 count felon, rapist, traitor, document thief among other likely crimes, was not held in jail at all, just got his silly pic he sells now.

"They stink?" Says Donkey to Shrek.

If they keep jailing people for protesting, we should send in Shrekbots with strapons and tell them to complete the job at any cost.

But, thankfully, they were wise enough to only jail for a day.
Also, be more creative, I know a certain image on the sodium site that would instill grave fear.

But we don't send that... Yet.

Why do you think he wears pants instead of a loincloth?

Shrap-ons was right there dude.

Hell, according to them you're probably already a rapist for writing the word "penis" without getting consent from everyone in the thread.

That was my mother's before it was on a rollodex celluloid print-out. Boy, they don't make them like they used to.

I want a big fat fucking ogre gunt pussy in my face right now, I want to munch on that shit like I'm doing the upholstery on the piece until straight-ass suffocated dead, blue in the face. That would make my life, I think.

Kentucky don't fuck that way I find

Yeah I'd say it's morally bad, even sexual harassment, but also constitutionally protected political speech, in part because it's to an elected member of the government

That is not even close to an appropriate response, bro. Get with the program or get scrambled eggs and get gravy and get badger cream but don't mix your stank Americano Nazi protoantinaturalization movement in with this shit. You have problems, bro. People always tell me I have problems, too. We can be friends! But I don't listen to those people who say I have problems because I know who smacks javelins at the end of the day, y'know?

Onions have balls or something. I haven't seen the movie in a while. Fuck, I was ten. Fuck, I saw it with Kathy's kids. Oooh, that's why I have a Shrek +4 resistance! None of the Shrek memes from early 4chan worked on hypnotizing me because my father's brianizing of me, the most of which allowed me to excedively perceive in higher order angular metrics to marifold back into itself to make the whole characterization of myself a reflection that told me my own way to fancy, and thus I am.

This is my thread people, move along

You take it if you take it right with shrap ons. Thems is the rough ones, if I 'member correctly.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Ger outta his face bro!

These politicians have no idear what power mankind has at our fingertips. The ability to teleotransplace pornography into the enemy's mind has been mastered by myself, as I am a top-secret American unit of protocol of the psychic variety, I stare at goats n shit, y'know? I don't kill them, I just make them ejaculate. It's kinder, I think. More difficult, too. But I surpassed Jedi and now I need to assemble a tea of ace roginators who can handle the role of agency to be as one is an agent as I are. But I can beam tits into Chinese terrorists at a moments notice. We are in WWIII right now. Just follow me and we gun get outta this aight, aight?

Did you read the linked article?

Oh, the sides do orbit, know what I mean, brother?

That bish hot mid type robo pussy. I really just want to bury my face in between some fat ladies thighs. I am all giddy.

Well, I did flash my dong to everyone in the gravy train explicitly to arouse sexual interest, which is the same reason I now turn the subject to testicular torsion. You're gunna feel this. Brace yourself, and bless your heart!

Don't call a dick dicker a fascist. Like, these ain't the same lasagna, hunny

Ogres got them underscrotes, 'member?

That guy's point is over there, dude

Don't finger my mother like that! Take it down the lane

You sure are doinkapotamus

This is reasonable, but therein, I cost taxes, thank you

By god, you're right! Off to the gulag with me.

Dem glasses is shit innit

You okay buddy?

I mean, y'know, I very much wanna munch on some very fresh vaginal cunt, but otherwise I am ok, I suppose.

Sending that Dick pic to anyone seems at the very least borderline harrassment to me. 😛

I DO NOT DO THAT NO THIS IS NOT I WAS JOKING THE WHOLE TIME OFFICER THEY WERE TALKING COCKS AND I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO KFC, I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE CHOICE BETWEEN THIGH AND DRUMSTICK, HONEST TO GOD, I AM THAT TYPE OF [AUTISMO], THEY'RE GUNNA BETRAY ME MOMMY HELP I DON'T WANNA BE A TROLL ON THE FRONT LINES OF WWIII I JUST WANTED TO BE A SEXUAL HEALER AND HEAL ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD NICE AND GOOD AND PRETTYLIKE TO MAKE MOM PROUD. IT ALL MAKES SENSE. I'M JESUS. I AM ACTUALLY JESUS. I NEVER KNEW MY ASS COULD BE STRETCHED TO SUCH LIMITS! I AM THE KLEIN BOTTLE BOTTOM BOY! FUCK YEA! DREAM ACTUALIZED! DOING THE MAGIKARP GRIND GUYS! SEE YOU NEXT FALL SUKKAS LOL JK I LOVE YOU ALL, EXCEPT PHIL. FUCK HIM.

I'm sorry. I thought you were accusing me of sending you a dick pic. I get scared about the FBI. And the fact that you might be a child is downright terrifying. I dread not to wonder what wither wallows and waits there for us in the dawn, enwinded by a new day as dusk pulls us now, but I was uncomfortable and freaked out. I'm sorry. I'm a nutcase. The FBI...no, you don't need to know about that. Sorry. I'm way up my own ass these days, God, save me from myself.

I'm definitely a twelve year old, and have been for decades.

You fukken weirdo, only I get to be the child! No, you diddle me! I'm the baby!

Oh, there are still people like you around? This is straight out of 2016, meaning you're so dumb that you haven't learned a single thing since then.

I think it was sarcasm, as in, it was Biden's fault that trump had shit in his diaper. Like, Biden literally took a shit into trump's diaper, because everything is Biden's fault for the MAGat crowd

its heavily pixelated.

Well, feel free to take credit for it.

Listen, because of you, now I need a cheeseburger. I am thankful you are not some stinky fish.