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Lobsters would probably, on balance, enjoy a meal at Red Lobster
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TheTechnician27
lemmy.world

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Posted: · edited   Subject: Lobsters would probably, on balance, enjoy a meal at Red Lobster Quote
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bizarroland
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bizarroland@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-08
#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lobsters would probably, on balance, enjoy a meal at Red Lobster Quote Reply

A lobster dining at red lobster: "Like, yeah, I get it, it's horrible! But I mean, have you even tried the biscuits?"
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Malica
lemmy.zip

Malica@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-27
#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lobsters would probably, on balance, enjoy a meal at Red Lobster Quote Reply

It's wrong to eat immortal creatures imo
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olejellylegs
lemmy.zip
olejellylegs@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-16
#4 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: Lobsters would probably, on balance, enjoy a meal at Red Lobster Quote Reply
bizarroland wrote:
A lobster dining at red lobster: "Like, yeah, I get it, it's horrible! But I mean, have you even tried the biscuits?"

“Another round of lobsteritas!”

[room full of lobsters all cheer]
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