Shark Bait ooh ha ha 🤣. They could just be watching what I call people TV.

"Look, the naked apes are mating again!"

i feel like fish react to human sex pheromones. of course there's nothing scientific about this, but fish multiply a ton if you put their aquarium in an active bedroom (from experience of visiting my partner who had small fish)

chills

Let me introduce to you a brand new dance, I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance. It's not complicated, it's not too hard. You don't even have to be a hip hop star.

https://youtu.be/dDj7DuHVV9E

Depending on the type of small fish, that’s just what they do.

Ive kept aquariums throughout my places for decades, the fish in the bedroom tanks breed about the same as any other tank, assuming I have the same kind of fish in both.

But if your partner had/has live-bearing fish (guppies, mollies, platies, sword tail, endler’s) those pop out babies like crazy. They can throw up to 30/month/female. Most of the babies will get eaten, unless its guppies which don’t eat their own young. They breed out of control very quickly.

Fish. Pay attention. To the moon!?

Backstream Boys.

We surrendered our singular gold fish because it poop too much. Our local pet center has great aquarium filtration.

We have a smaller, but still large fish tank. It has a dedicated pump filter thingy. This person seems to be using a number of sponge filters. I'm not this fish person of my household, but maybe it's an issue with ammonia. It's bouyant, so water quality might be better at the bottom.

Fish may appear weak and lay at the bottom of the tank.

Hey, look, Howard's being eaten

https://youtu.be/CLRi9PamZ3I

My first thought was that they were MST3K-ing the nekkid apes.

I came here to say something similar. Mystery Science Aquarium 3000.

Nah this doesnt look like distressed fish. They are probably sleeping. Our goldfish would always sleep in the same spots, and float next to each other line up kinda like this, usually in the corner of the tank. We also had a blind dojo loach who would decide to get a case of the zoomies and ram right into them and bowl them over like a reverse bowling alley.

Goldfish are super social. This looks like nap time to me.

Fleetwood Mackerel.

this guy has not seen an ocean

Neither should these fish.
If i am not mistaken, they are fresh water fish.