My cat and I both do the same thing. Being seen is not an option.

I order most of my stuff from ebay or aliexpress so I'm used to weeks long waits. When the package finally arrives I have often already forgot what I ordered.

I just ordered a longsword a week back and the esimated delivery was in 60 days.

When food is ordered.

I don't want be at home all the time so I stopped ordering shit.
I should get rid of prime because fuck billionaires, they can buy their own crap.

WTF? Are you getting an underage child delivered?

I finally managed to convince my partner to get rid of prime and honestly it doesn't make a difference. Free delivery with most stuff over 25 bucks anyway and it's not like overnight shipping was ever an honest promise anyway. The only difference now is when my packages take a few days it's because that's when they were supposed to be delivered. Fucking hell I'd love to stop using Amazon but local retailers make it really fuckin hard.

Some salesman or more likely a canvasser just rang my doorbell and banged on my door. I made eye contact with him through the window while I ate my dinner until he left.

I've never felt so powerful.

Fuck Michael Jackson.

Don't worry, It's been thoroughly dehydrated. Saves lot on shipping.