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Mustachius_Grumpius thelemmy.club Mustachius_Grumpius@thelemmy.club
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Keep Honking! I have a clown fetish and am very close!

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ieightpi lemmy.world ieightpi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-26
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In all honesty, I really hope they do have a car horn fetish. Car rides in major cities must be orgasmic.

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yuri pawb.social yuri@pawb.social
Joined: 2023-07-14
#3 · Quote Reply

i have a similar bumper sticker from an extra fabulous comics kickstarter. iirc it says “please don’t honk, i have a goose fetish and i will crash into you killing us both”

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plantfanatic sh.itjust.works plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-05-25
#4 · Quote Reply

In all honesty, I really hope they do have a car horn fetish. Car rides in major cities must be orgasmic.

? What major cities have constant honking? Is that actually a thing? Or just an American thing.

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ieightpi lemmy.world ieightpi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-26
#5 · Quote Reply

? What major cities have constant honking? Is that actually a thing? Or just an American thing.

Before I answer what country your from? I'm from the Chicago region.

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plantfanatic sh.itjust.works plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-05-25
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

Before I answer what country your from? I'm from the Chicago region.

Your northerly neighbor. I’ve been to a few US cities as well.

All the tropes I’ve seen are about a few American cities, usually not portrayed in other countries.

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ieightpi lemmy.world ieightpi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-26
#7 · Quote Reply

Your northerly neighbor. I’ve been to a few US cities as well. All the tropes I’ve seen are about a few American cities, usually not portrayed in other countries.

its pretty common is highly dense cities, Chicago, NY and LA. I wouldn't be surprised if Toronto has it in certain areas. But i can't say for sure since ive never been and you northern neighbors are much more pleasant than a lot of US folks haha

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Farid startrek.website abfarid@startrek.website
Joined: 2023-08-15
#8 · Quote Reply

Is that a Camaro?

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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#9 · Quote Reply

There is no such thing as a clown fetish and I refuse to believe otherwise.

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Rai lemmy.dbzer0.com Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-01
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its pretty common is highly dense cities, Chicago, NY and LA. I wouldn't be surprised if Toronto has it in certain areas. But i can't say for sure since ive never been and you northern neighbors are much more pleasant than a lot of US folks haha

What a crazy concept! I hear a beep like five or six days I have to drive somewhere in the city closest to me. It’s a fairly large city.

I hear a beep every zero evers around where I live. Maybe five or six times in the twenty years I’ve been here.

I can’t imagine hearing a car horn often like that! Maybe I’d get used to it?

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felykiosa sh.itjust.works felykiosa@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-11
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There is no such thing as a clown fetish and I refuse to believe otherwise.

Well.... Yeah wtf is this... Clown fetish... How absurd is this... Would be wild if this existed...hopefully no one have it....

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AzuranAurora piefed.ca AzuranAurora@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-12-24
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its pretty common is highly dense cities, Chicago, NY and LA. I wouldn't be surprised if Toronto has it in certain areas. But i can't say for sure since ive never been and you northern neighbors are much more pleasant than a lot of US folks haha

I've been to Toronto numerous times and have never heard a single honk. Even when our hotel is directly next to the perpetually-clogged Highway 401. People are so used to traffic jams in Toronto that they know honking won't make it move any faster.

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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Well.... Yeah wtf is this... Clown fetish... How absurd is this... Would be wild if this existed...hopefully no one have it....

https://youtu.be/vsIyphGp0Vc

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Funkt4st1c lemmy.world Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-30
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Well.... Yeah wtf is this... Clown fetish... How absurd is this... Would be wild if this existed...hopefully no one have it....

That clown is conventionally attractive

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Cliff lemmy.world Cliff@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-31
#15 · (edited) Quote Reply

What a crazy concept! I hear a beep like five or six days I have to drive somewhere in the city closest to me. It’s a fairly large city. I hear a beep every zero evers around where I live. Maybe five or six times in the twenty years I’ve been here. I can’t imagine hearing a car horn often like that! Maybe I’d get used to it?

Maybe I’d get used to it?

"How often does the train go by?" - "So often you won't even notice it."

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RepleteLocum lemmy.blahaj.zone RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-02-14
#16 · Quote Reply

Bro should not come to the EU. I drive the speed limit and have never been honked at.

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plantfanatic sh.itjust.works plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-05-25
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its pretty common is highly dense cities, Chicago, NY and LA. I wouldn't be surprised if Toronto has it in certain areas. But i can't say for sure since ive never been and you northern neighbors are much more pleasant than a lot of US folks haha

Do people in the US not realize that honking accomplishes nothing? Were used to the traffic, why honk?

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datavoid sh.itjust.works datavoid@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-02
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Your northerly neighbor. I’ve been to a few US cities as well. All the tropes I’ve seen are about a few American cities, usually not portrayed in other countries.

Back when I was living in downtown Calgary the honking was incessant, due to a handful of different protests (Palestinians really work the horn)

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plantfanatic sh.itjust.works plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-05-25
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Back when I was living in downtown Calgary the honking was incessant, due to a handful of different protests (Palestinians really work the horn)

I can see for protests as that’s all you can really do is make noise, but DT Calgary is otherwise normally quiet. I live there myself.

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rethnor lemmy.zip rethnor@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-04-08
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You know what's weirder than seeing this in the wild? Knowing that some one created it.

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boobookittyfrick lemmy.zip boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-07-29
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