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ColeSloth
discuss.tchncs.de
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-08-18 |
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I don't find tarantulas yucky and have had one as a pet. They aren't smart. They aren't like dogs. You can't teach them anything. The most you can get out of them is that they will learn you're not gonna squish or eat them and be cool with you. You can look this up "on the internet". They aren't even as smart as jumping spiders. So yeah. He right on calling bullshit. Because it is bullshit. |
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GreyEyedGhost
piefed.ca
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-11-30 |
I’ve seen this too, these people are terrifying. Here’s the link to the full body cam. Get ready for a whole helping of crazy eyes https://youtu.be/gRyjqsHNQOU
I skipped on the other videos, but got sucked in by the crazy eyes comment. What a ride! |
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ColeSloth
discuss.tchncs.de
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-08-18 |
Really not fair to the tarantula, who asked for none of this. Tarantula are wildly intelligent. Like, smart dog intelligent.
This is a 100% lie and literally anyone here with a single minute to spare could fact check and learn they aren't very intelligent at all. Nowhere remotely close to a dog or cat, and aren't even known to be the smartest types of spiders. It's kind of sad that 28 people straight just blindly up voted this comment without a single one of them knowing it wasn't true and didn't bother to check. They're super cool, but they're still dumb. |
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TropicalDingdong
lemmy.world
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-29 |
This is a 100% lie and literally anyone here with a single minute to spare could fact check and learn they aren't very intelligent at all. Nowhere remotely close to a dog or cat, and aren't even known to be the smartest types of spiders. It's kind of sad that 28 people straight just blindly up voted this comment without a single one of them knowing it wasn't true and didn't bother to check. The...
Not as dumb as some dogs. |
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ColeSloth
discuss.tchncs.de
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-08-18 |
Like, “sit”, “stay”, and “fetch me a cigarette”?! I want video of this
They aren't. They're pretty dumb. Way dumber than a dog or cat. Learning you aren't a threat to them is about as advanced as a tarantula can get. They aren't even the smartest spiders. |
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TropicalDingdong
lemmy.world
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-29 |
No?
Well I happen to know some pretty fucking dumb dogs. |
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FiskFisk33
startrek.website
FiskFisk33@startrek.website Joined: 2023-08-10 |
the what now? |
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leftzero
lemmy.dbzer0.com
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-08 |
I don't find tarantulas yucky and have had one as a pet. They aren't smart. They aren't like dogs. You can't teach them anything. The most you can get out of them is that they will learn you're not gonna squish or eat them and be cool with you. You can look this up "on the internet". They aren't even as smart as jumping spiders. So yeah. He right on calling bullshit. Because it is bullshit.
Yeah, jumping spiders is where it's at when it comes to intelligence in spiders, and even then only in highly specific ways (i.e., hunting, and calculating jumps), and a significant portion of their apparent intelligence is just them having very good eyesight for a spider; dogs, cats, birds, rats, and even probably bees are still much more intelligent than them. Tarantulas on the other hand aren't much smarter than your average politician or CEO. |
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ayyy
sh.itjust.works
ayyy@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-06-20 |
Really not fair to the tarantula, who asked for none of this. Tarantula are wildly intelligent. Like, smart dog intelligent.
How the heck did you come up with that? |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
To each their own I guess? She has a evil look in her eyes.
dead as doll eyes. |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
She was convicted of gross misdemeanour harassment and misdemeanour domestic assault I guess tarantulas aren't cute enough to warrant an animal cruelty charge :(
if it was a venomous spider that can seriously harm people, it wouldve assault with a weapon. |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
There's a whole video of this floating around on the internet. I usually don't go in for videos that look like the old Cops show, but that one is worth a watch. The woman she was harassing was renting out the basement of the house through Airbnb because she was fleeing domestic violence. Simonetti didn't even own the property. She was illegally subletting the basement. The cops showed up and Si...
a karen in its feral state. |
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Treczoks
lemmy.world
Treczoks@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-09 |
the Hennepin County workhouse the what now?
For a politician it's probably the first contact with real work. |
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pipes
sh.itjust.works
pipes@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-08-04 |
Here is another article on this that I found a little bit clearer in terms of what happened. So basically her tenant asked her to fulfill a basic responsibility that landlords are supposed to handle and she had an absolute fucking meltdown? Honestly the tarantula is the tamest part of it. I hope the tarantula is okay and also that the tenant is okay, not because the tarantula was a real danger ...
This is so much worse than "neighbor". Also, how fun:
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
the Hennepin County workhouse the what now?
some places never really had that veneer that slavery ended. |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
Well I happen to know some pretty fucking dumb dogs.
yeah, i like to go visit the local sheepdog trials. it's always hilarious when the sheep outsmart the dog. or shepherd, really not sure. if all of my encounters with them (and all the stories i got from my second boss, who fled a sheep farm for the city) were consistent with normal sheep behavior, sheep are godsdamned idiots. even more stupid than ducks. |
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Grannymcgrannypants
lemmy.nz
Grannymcgrannypants@lemmy.nz Joined: 2026-08-13 |
I’ve seen this too, these people are terrifying. Here’s the link to the full body cam. Get ready for a whole helping of crazy eyes https://youtu.be/gRyjqsHNQOU
That was fucking insane, like, Jesus christ, don't let this bitch control ANYTHING! |
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phutatorius
lemmy.zip
phutatorius@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-04 |
She's perfect for US Senate except for being about 50 years too young.
And yet 17 years too old for Trump to molest. |
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LifeInMultipleChoice
lemmy.world
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
This is so much worse than "neighbor". Also, how fun: Simonetti "intercepted" groceries ordered by the individual and refused to return them until officers told her to do so
Attempted murder.. yikes |
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PalmTreeIsBestTree
lemmy.world
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-27 |
For a politician it's probably the first contact with real work.
Facts buncha actual welfare queens |
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prole
lemmy.blahaj.zone
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-06-11 |
some places never really had that veneer that slavery ended.
It's Minnesota, so maybe they're just choosing to be honest about it? |
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prole
lemmy.blahaj.zone
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-06-11 |
She's even worse than that, she's a professional parasite. She runs a "home buying firm," which means she routinely fucks people out of an average of $50,000 per transaction. To accomplish this, she uses media (TV, billboards, print, social) to convince homeowners of a lie (they will make the same if not more money using homebuyer services than using the conventional real estate process) by tel...
Ohhh is that what those "we buy homes" signs are all about? |
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prole
lemmy.blahaj.zone
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-06-11 |
For the curious, falling more than a few inches is often fatal due to a burst abdomen.
That seems.... Unworkable in the wild? Are they a purely captive species at this point? |
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prole
lemmy.blahaj.zone
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-06-11 |
I shouldn't be this attracted to such crazy women but here we are
Give it three weeks before she's got an official position at the White House |
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Quetzalcutlass
lemmy.world
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
That seems.... Unworkable in the wild? Are they a purely captive species at this point?
It's just one of the downsides to having an exoskeleton while being so large. They're a big bag of spider soup with a thin, fragile shell, and any cracks in their exoskeleton are permanent until their next molt. Even a tiny wound has a high chance of them bleeding to death, and since they move through hydrostatic pressure, bloodloss also essentially paralyzes them. |
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prole
lemmy.blahaj.zone
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-06-11 |
It's just one of the downsides to having an exoskeleton while being so large. They're a big bag of spider soup with a thin, fragile shell, and any cracks in their exoskeleton are permanent until their next molt. Even a tiny wound has a high chance of them bleeding to death, and since they move through hydrostatic pressure, bloodloss also essentially paralyzes them.
So do they exist in the wild? How? |
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Quetzalcutlass
lemmy.world
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
So do they exist in the wild? How?
By sticking on the ground, mostly. They don't climb and make webs like other spiders, they crawl and actively hunt or ambush prey. The forest floor (with its thick layer of detritus) is also a much better cushion than concrete or rock, so they can more easily weather small falls in nature. |
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prole
lemmy.blahaj.zone
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-06-11 |
By sticking on the ground, mostly. They don't climb and make webs like other spiders, they crawl and actively hunt or ambush prey. The forest floor (with its thick layer of detritus) is also a much better cushion than concrete or rock, so they can more easily weather small falls in nature.
Gotcha |
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remon
ani.social
remon@ani.social Joined: 2024-09-25 |
if it was a venomous spider that can seriously harm people, it wouldve assault with a weapon.
But it was a tarantula. |
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SplitTheUSInFour
lemmy.world
SplitTheUSInFour@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-10 |
Change society. We need to stop letting these people continue their paths of destruction. Things like this should prevent you from ever being able to hold a job again. We just need stronger laws against this kind. A new country would fix this shit so fast. I'd rather be in a place where we celebrate each other and kick out those who choose to oppress others. In my country, this would be cause for deportation. Send the monsters to an island. Idc. It may sound harsh, but our only currency is time and these people continue to rob us of our time. We all have to work to support a system that allows people like this to carry on with a slap on the wrist. |
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darthelmet
lemmy.world
darthelmet@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-12 |
You know, I think headlines like these might be getting to the point where they don't even qualify as onion-like. The Onion headlines are at least clever jokes that make sense when you think about them. This is more like someone playing "yes and" with a bunch of crazy people. |
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kakler bitmap
lemmy.world
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-25 |
Really not fair to the tarantula, who asked for none of this. Tarantula are wildly intelligent. Like, smart dog intelligent.
Hey I love tarantulas (we keep over 60 of them currently) and think they deserve our appreciation and respect. However there isn't any evidence that they are particularly intelligent, and certainly no indication that they are "smart dog intelligent." One could make an argument for jumping spiders tho: https://youtu.be/_QF6kaOAuYg |
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Clasm
lemmy.world
Clasm@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-11 |
And she’s a 32 year old landlord too.
She was illegally subletting the basement, too. There was an ordinance against hosting temp rentals like AirBnB, iirc. |
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TootTootComingThru
lemmy.world
TootTootComingThru@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-08-29 |
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There is zero chance a spider is as smart as even the most mediocre dog. Stop it. |
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Phoenixz
lemmy.ca
phoenixz@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Change society. We need to stop letting these people continue their paths of destruction. Things like this should prevent you from ever being able to hold a job again. We just need stronger laws against this kind. A new country would fix this shit so fast. I'd rather be in a place where we celebrate each other and kick out those who choose to oppress others. In my country, this would be cause f...
The changes that I would like to see
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Seleni
lemmy.world
Seleni@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-23 |
Here is another article on this that I found a little bit clearer in terms of what happened. So basically her tenant asked her to fulfill a basic responsibility that landlords are supposed to handle and she had an absolute fucking meltdown? Honestly the tarantula is the tamest part of it. I hope the tarantula is okay and also that the tenant is okay, not because the tarantula was a real danger ...
Unfortunately I doubt it is. Tarantulas are surprisingly fragile; a throw like that would most likely kill one :( |
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sunbytes
lemmy.world
sunbytes@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
Here is another article on this that I found a little bit clearer in terms of what happened. So basically her tenant asked her to fulfill a basic responsibility that landlords are supposed to handle and she had an absolute fucking meltdown? Honestly the tarantula is the tamest part of it. I hope the tarantula is okay and also that the tenant is okay, not because the tarantula was a real danger ...
From what i saw of her cop-slop episode it wasn't even her property. She was illegally subletting it. Both by the terms of her rental contract and that short term lets were illegal in the city. |
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punkibas
lemmy.zip
punkibas@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-04 |
I’ve seen this too, these people are terrifying. Here’s the link to the full body cam. Get ready for a whole helping of crazy eyes https://youtu.be/gRyjqsHNQOU
Holy fuck! You guys were not lying, what a wild ride! |
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SippyCup
lemmy.world
SippyCup@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-01-26 |
if it was a venomous spider that can seriously harm people, it wouldve assault with a weapon.
It's a tarantula. They're like 8 legged dogs. They want nothing more than to eat small game and cuddle up somewhere warm and safe. As a kid in a day program at a zoo, the handlers would sometimes let us hold them. |
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the_riviera_kid
lemmy.world
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-10 |
That poor spider. |
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jj4211
lemmy.world
jj4211@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
She thought that was a winning interaction to post of herself? |
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Madison420
lemmy.world
Madison420@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
some places never really had that veneer that slavery ended.
Hate to break it to you but slavery did not end in the United States, it outlaws it's use except in the case of lawful detention. Ie. The state and the feds can own people but you nor I cannot.
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Wbear
lemmy.zip
Wbear@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-23 |
also blared loud Christian music Simonetti, a local real estate businesswoman who runs a house-buying firm Jfc this article just gets worse and worse AI slop thumbnail though
Is that why they're not in real girl scout uniforms? And those boxes make no sense. Oy. |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
Hate to break it to you but slavery did not end in the United States, it outlaws it's use except in the case of lawful detention. Ie. The state and the feds can own people but you nor I cannot. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdict...
Look up the word veneer maybe |
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Madison420
lemmy.world
Madison420@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
Look up the word veneer maybe
Well it wouldn't have the veneer of something that never happened. |
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