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deadmyk lemmy.zip deadmyk@lemmy.zip
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cattywampas lemmy.world cattywampas@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-30
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I hope he does.

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ThePantser sh.itjust.works ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-19
#3 · Quote Reply

His lies are as big as the ocean

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CaptDust sh.itjust.works CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-05
#4 · Quote Reply

This will help the economy significantly

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cub Gucci lemmy.today vivalapivo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-15
#5 · Quote Reply

Good. We'll rename it to T-ocean, Atlantic to G after Gibraltar, Indian to B after Bangladesh, Arctic to L - from Russian Ledovity and Southern to Q-ocean

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burgermeister sh.itjust.works burgermeister@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-10
#6 · Quote Reply

Aladeen Ocean

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Tolookah discuss.tchncs.de Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-12
#7 · Quote Reply

Good. We'll rename it to T-ocean, Atlantic to G after Gibraltar, Indian to B after Bangladesh, Arctic to L - from Russian Ledovity and Southern to Q-ocean

Wait until people take trans-trump flights

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ulkesh piefed.social ulkesh@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-02
#8 · Quote Reply

And millions in America and literally the rest of the world will ignore this just like all the other stupid bullshit he’s tried to rename. And when he’s dead, the only people who will remember are comedians and the assholes who still think he’s Jesus.

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Zephorah discuss.online Zephorah@discuss.online
Joined: 2025-07-01
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Narcissistic Personality Disorder is exhausting. Cluster B always is.

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Jankatarch lemmy.world Jankatarch@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-12
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And millions in America and literally the rest of the world will ignore this just like all the other stupid bullshit he’s tried to rename. And when he’s dead, the only people who will remember are comedians and the assholes who still think he’s Jesus.

Google maps will remember.

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Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ lemmy.ca RodgeGrabTheCat@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-09-10
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𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 lemmy.world Witchfire@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-07
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Good. We'll rename it to T-ocean, Atlantic to G after Gibraltar, Indian to B after Bangladesh, Arctic to L - from Russian Ledovity and Southern to Q-ocean

I'm ok renaming it T Ocean if the other one can be E Ocean. Gotta represent both dolls and action figures here

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Mk23simp lemmy.blahaj.zone Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-20
#13 · Quote Reply

So, now instead of a transatlantic flight we'd take a transtrump flight? :P

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cub Gucci lemmy.today vivalapivo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-15
#14 · Quote Reply

Wait until people take trans-trump flights

This joke is better than mine

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digdig piefed.social digdig@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-10-10
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Maybe he should rename the Florida Everglades to Trump Swamp. It seems more fitting for him.

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ThanksObama sh.itjust.works ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-04
#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

Maybe he should rename the Florida Everglades to Trump Swamp. It seems more fitting for him.

That's too nice of a place to name after home. How about a beautiful new sewage treatment plant instead?

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digdig piefed.social digdig@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-10-10
#17 · Quote Reply

That's too nice of a place to name after home. How about a beautiful new sewage treatment plant instead?

It probably wasn't my best choice. It's just every time he renames a body of water all I can think about is Swamp.

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SourDragon lemmy.world SourDragon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-21
#18 · Quote Reply

Has Google Maps changed it yet?

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RockBottom feddit.org RockBottom@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-03-15
#19 · Quote Reply

The Epstein Files are still the Epstein Files, right? Not Trump Files, not Files of America?

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Major_Tsiom fedia.io Major_Tsiom@fedia.io
Joined: 2026-02-10
#20 · (edited) Quote Reply

That would be a good test of fealty for Google and Apple. Anyone who goes along with something as shit-off stupid as that is mindless.

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Seaguy05 lemmy.world Seaguy05@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-08
#21 · Quote Reply

And I bet they all clapped and laughed like the poorly educated they are.

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Pratai piefed.ca Pratai@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-02-12
#22 · Quote Reply

Dude is going to try and rename earth. I guarantee it.

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Pratai piefed.ca Pratai@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-02-12
#23 · Quote Reply

Google maps will remember.

As will apple.

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Wirlocke lemmy.blahaj.zone Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-01
#24 · Quote Reply

He wants everyone to talk like smurfs but with his name.

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Fusselwurm feddit.org Fusselwurm@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-03-13
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And I bet they all clapped and laughed like the poorly educated they are.

virtue signalling, with the virtue being unconditional loyalty to the leader.

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lemmylump lemmy.world lemmylump@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-14
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I'll call it trump ocean the day he and all his pedo protectors are rotting at the bottom of it.

The OceanGate is wide open motherfuckers.

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glitch1985 lemmy.world glitch1985@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-09
#27 · Quote Reply

Dude is going to try and rename earth. I guarantee it.

We probably should rename it since he is the one who created it right?

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opus86 lemmy.today opus86@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-04-11
#28 · Quote Reply

That'll fix those gas prices.

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Malica lemmy.zip Malica@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-27
#29 · Quote Reply

I thought he had said "America" again? Is this the second time he's brought this up this week?

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Ilovethebomb sh.itjust.works Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-08
#30 · Quote Reply

Satire is dead, it's now impossible to tell the difference between the most bizarre thing someone can imagine, and something the president of the United States actually did.

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bertlewirth lemmy.world bertlewirth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-15
#31 · Quote Reply

So, now instead of a transatlantic flight we'd take a transtrump flight? :P

there's a train in Australia called the Indian Pacific, so if he changes the pacific ocean to trump ocean, it'll be the indian trump lol. that'll ruffle his feathers, give how much he despises brown people.

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athatet lemmy.zip athatet@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-09-12
#32 · Quote Reply

The Epstein Files are still the Epstein Files, right? Not Trump Files, not Files of America?

They absolutely should be called the trump files.

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athatet lemmy.zip athatet@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-09-12
#33 · Quote Reply

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Half slurs are still slurs.

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punkAss lemmy.dbzer0.com punkAss@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-10-04
#34 · Quote Reply

Trump ocean is a cesspool

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Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ lemmy.ca RodgeGrabTheCat@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-09-10
#35 · Quote Reply

Half slurs are still slurs.

True, my apologies.

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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
#36 · (edited) Quote Reply

He has as much ability to change the name of the ocean as I do

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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
#37 · Quote Reply

Satire is dead, it's now impossible to tell the difference between the most bizarre thing someone can imagine, and something the president of the United States actually did.

He actually said "I could say the stupidest things and you'd all clap"

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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
#38 · Quote Reply

Google maps will remember.

Pepperidge Farm will remember

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