I don't know what football had to do with it.

That's Ludacris who famously sang "Move Bitch."

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Man, why does every black actor gotta rap some?

People who decide to stop with their grocery cart in the middle of a choke point at the grocery store and are completely unaware of their soundings.

I feel like there will be a line drawn after which a certain age group will not understand this meme.

Then we must edumacate them!

lotsa people who are either entitled, have no spatial awareness, or both.

I don't know, all I know is I'm the best one.

For the downvoters, these are lines from a Childish Gambino song.

Yeah, let’s see you try doing German ballads better than The Hoff, you pussies.

/s

For the uninitiated:
https://youtu.be/yT5rqKMaHAg

I call them "bonus obstacles" and see how far I can ram their cart

(In my mind)

I can guess it's the guy who sang "move bitch get out the way" but I don't recognize them. 25yo btw

35yo here, Same

50yo here, same

I just roll my cart at them at sustained speed and utter a strong yet non-aggressive "EXCUSE ME". It works. It helps that I'm a man with a strong voice.

A total stranger in NYC decided to help us out when I was pushing my husband's wheelchair across the street towards the ubiquitous clump of ramp-standers on the sidewalk. They were ignoring my polite "Excuse me" but when he bellowed "WATCH YER BACK!" they parted like the sea before Moses. It wasn't just his volume or accent, suddenly it was about THEM and their safety! I've used it ever since, and it never fails. I make no visible attempt to stop or slow (while of course being alert for helpless old people or small children) and use plenty of volume and urgency because, after all, I'm warning them of danger.

And I do the accent. It's part of the magic.

"Hi Betty, how are yooou?! Lets stand here and blab for five minutes, while everyone has to scoot akwardly around us."

I once heard someone call Ice T "A tv influencer" and yeah he deserves it but man did that sting the aged soul.

That's not even too bad, the amount of times I have rolled up to 2 stoped cars going opposite directions in a neighborhood that stopped for a chat blocking up the whole road is insane. Stop behind for 10 seconds to be kind, then start laying on the horn. Now I'm getting 2 middle fingers like I'm the dickhead 🤬

My inner fantasy is to yell "BEEP BEEP, MOTHERFUCKER!" and commit to a collision course with their cart.

But in my area it's mostly just old people who are doing their best.

90yo here, y'all kids need to get crunk

just say "sorry" instead "excuse me", so when you bump into them 1s later, you can just walk on with out stopping to apologizing since you already did.

There was a whole fight at the store near me with someone used bear spray and sent all sorts of people to the hospital over that

25 and 50 not knowing, I guess, but you should know who Ludacris is.

Y'all never seen a fast and furious movie?

Congratulations on learning the incantation for a new magic spell!

I loved those albums when I was in high school.

But I'm glad both DG and I have grown beyond them. They're a little much now.

You can't just go around calling out my wife like that.

No... I guess it was too fast, too furious

crickets

🥁

I'll be here all week

especially the ones on thier phones. or they get mad if you try to move thier cart out of the way to get something in the same section they are.

What? Tourists are generally disliked, even if they dont block paths, no?

Why should i know that? I've heard the name before, but thats it

Ah, that movie, for better or worse, defined my whole generation of guys in highschool. Could swing a dead cat without running into some dude obsessed with tuning his car.

Thankfully, I was nowhere near rich nor "cool" enough to even contemplate owning a car. For me it was my parents' beat up '92 Chrysler Sundance.

Why would I have?

Did you start with a polite toot?

Heard the name. But I don't watch music. Currently my favorite band is Shinedown. I have NO IDEA what any of them look like.

I think if a bear stopped their cart in a choke point in front of me, I would probably just find a different aisle

Always a polite double toot, upon being ignored I decide to make their conversation more difficult in an attempt to encourage them to move along 😊

Look I'm just an idot that can't find something but if I notice I'm blocking the way I move. Also lately I noticed that I got so used to living with anxiety that I basically have tunnel vision constantly when I'm outside and get 90% dumber and less aware of my surrounding ironically both hyper focuse on if someone stares at me but oblivious to anything else.

I don't know. I don't know you.

Don't get me started. Guy and wife block entrance to aile. I say excuse me and squeeze threw. Guy says "you in hurry?" I turned and said "you don't own the aile." Go get my item and left took 20 seconds. His wife oblivious to what going on around her was standing in front of the rows of two liter Coke products going "should I get Coke or Diet Coke." And by time I got my items and left she was still deciding. So if I did it her husband way he expected me stand there for over who knows how long for wife to decide get the item and then move? Fuck you and that.

Ah shit, here we go again

"Are you in a hurry?"

The proper response is "Yes. Move."

The less of my free time I waste at the grocery store the better.

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People that do this with their car

900-year-old here, how did my sarcophagus get to the British museum of history?

Because it's pure '90s Cinema. You uncultured swine!

I have yet to ran into anyone’s car, but I will say beep beep when I forget to say my (real) words and people do generally get the idea.