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BLU3TATO!
lemmy.eco.br
BLU3TATO012@lemmy.eco.brJoined: 2026-10-07 |
Don't forget Temple OS
uhhhh temple os
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dylanTheDeveloper
lemmy.world
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-09 |
Don't forget Temple OS
written in holy C |
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dylanTheDeveloper
lemmy.world
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-09 |
The people here are arrogant as fuck.
They ran out of people to berate on Stack Overflow |
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blackshirt
lemmy.world
blackshirt@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-06-05 |
Most of them dont even understand themselve
A lot of them dont even undersand |
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blackshirt
lemmy.world
blackshirt@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-06-05 |
'Is this a windows computer' 'No this is a dell computer'
oh mine is a "dy" |
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furry toaster
lemmy.blahaj.zone
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-01-04 |
I swear I saw a comment around here that said "the average user does not want bloatware like systemd on their computer" and I just kind of wonder if we are all living on the same planet sometimes.
I live in debianland |
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furry toaster
lemmy.blahaj.zone
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-01-04 |
The average user installs fucking TikTok on their computer
and plays candy crush unironicly |
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furry toaster
lemmy.blahaj.zone
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-01-04 |
Nah that dude is just a post Unix purist about to launch into a 3 hour talk about how Plan 9 is (not was) the future.
GNU Hurd OS is the future though |
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Bluewing
lemmy.world
Bluewing@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-10-25 |
I always think about the effort to create a bear proof trash can in Yosemite that gave us the phrase “there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and the dumbest tourist”.
It's easy enough to design and even build a bear proof garbage can. So long as you are OK with locking out 90% of the users. |
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Skullgrid
lemmy.world
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-29 |
That sounds like my ex colleague. He could not comprehend people typing non numbers into his input boxes on his little application and I had to break thing à down for him. He actually got upset over it. "It asks for a positive, integer value. What's unclear about that? Why would you type text in?" sigh
Oh honey... |
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OR3X
lemmy.world
OR3X@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-16 |
This feels like it was made by someone who was bored during their shift at the help desk lol |
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ClownStatue
piefed.social
ClownStatue@piefed.social Joined: 2025-05-13 |
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
If history is any lesson, the universe will win. |
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myyass
lemmy.world
myyass@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-02 |
Yeah but you're probably using a custom Linux distro (I forgot what it's called now) to investigate either a Windows or a Mac system because that's what everyone else has, and you're not investigating yourself.
I'll be finding out in the next few weeks hehe |
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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
The one preinstalled on their computer. The one preinstalled on their phone. The one preinstalled on their smart TV. ???
Insecure kitchen appliances. |
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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
My dad has been running Linux Mint for almost 10 years now and he doesn't know that LibreOffice isn't "Linux."
We have the same dad? |
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iluap
lemmy.world
iluap@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-07 |
Most of them are unaware of what an OS is even.
For real! I'm still unable to explain what an OS is to my 14-yo daughter. I tried several analogies but I always have the impression she says she gets it just to shut me up so she can carry on watching Tiktok videos. |
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da_cow (she/her)
feddit.org
cows_are_underrated@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-06-22 |
It's first in the last few years we've begun seeing somewhat stable gaming distros for Linux, which doesn't require a ton of fiddling for every single game. Yet kernel level anti cheat is still an issue, so if you want to play some of the big PvP games. There's a lot of inconvenience to get them rolling
I would say the bigger inconveniences lies within being able to play the big PVP games. Linux not running LoL is a win for everyone. |
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da_cow (she/her)
feddit.org
cows_are_underrated@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-06-22 |
In reply to an earlier post
You can emit the |
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Aerosol3215
piefed.ca
Aerosol3215@piefed.ca Joined: 2026-01-12 |
In reply to an earlier post
I once had a user all me to "install the latest version of the internet on her computer". My first thought was "that's gonna take a hot minute..." She was referring to wanting the latest version of internet explorer, of course, but it didn't stop my "take everything literally" brain from going on a humorous aside imagining downloading the entire internet to this users machine. |
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EvilHankVenture
lemmy.world
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
In reply to an earlier post
It's a feedback loop, if you make the universe idiot proof people don't feel the need to stop being idiots. |
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Kangae_Hishiryo
scribe.disroot.org
Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orgJoined: 2026-04-13 |
For real! I'm still unable to explain what an OS is to my 14-yo daughter. I tried several analogies but I always have the impression she says she gets it just to shut me up so she can carry on watching Tiktok videos.
New generations are dumber than any other gen! /s |
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Avicenna
programming.dev
Avicenna@programming.dev Joined: 2025-11-07 |
uhhhh temple os
bask in its glory |
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Bytemeister
lemmy.world
Bytemeister@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
oh mine is a "dy"
New HP logo is indeed infuriating. |
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Bytemeister
lemmy.world
Bytemeister@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
In reply to an earlier post
I don't even |
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fibojoly
sh.itjust.works
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-15 |
uses the word "integer" in a communication with the user Oh honey...
Right? The guy was a 40yo engineer. A real nerd's nerd. This might explain that :,D |
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nullspace
lemmy.world
nullspace@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-06-05 |
I use my own custom made OS called PenOS that doesn't even really work or do anything useful, but it does spam the word PENIS across your screen forever. |
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Arthur Besse
lemmy.ml
cypherpunks@lemmy.mlJoined: 2022-01-17 |
i used https://marshdeer.github.io/xkcd2501-generator/ to remake it: (posted here in !linuxmemes@lemmy.world) |
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Pratai
piefed.ca
Pratai@piefed.ca Joined: 2026-02-12 |
They ran out of people to berate on Stack Overflow
lol. Sounds about right. This post was what made me filter this community out of my feed. It’s cringey how smug these kids are. |
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‹Hexa«Back›
lemmy.blahaj.zone
HexaBack@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-11-24 |
This feels like it was made by someone who was bored during their shift at the help desk lol
i'm reading this comment while bored at the helpdesk lol |
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Forester
pawb.social
Forester@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-12-06 |
In reply to an earlier post
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Logical
lemmy.world
Logical@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-07 |
In reply to an earlier post
Working as a dev, I have the same experience. The few times I've tried to bring Linux up as a viable option to the OS we're all forced to use at work, and most of us hate using (Win11), there's little to no interest. There's a few Mac users on my team, but that's about it. |
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LaggyKar
programming.dev
LaggyKar@programming.devJoined: 2023-06-17 |
This isn't quite following the format. The "And X, of course." line in the original is an example that's more well known than the preceding examples, something that ponytail thinks is so obvious that it doesn't even need to be mentioned (yet still something that the average person doesn't know about). |
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homosapien
lemmy.dbzer0.com
homosapien@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2026-08-28 |
For real! I'm still unable to explain what an OS is to my 14-yo daughter. I tried several analogies but I always have the impression she says she gets it just to shut me up so she can carry on watching Tiktok videos.
starting from stratch is a good way to learn. Basic circuits, what electricity is, etc. Then you move onto diodes and transistors. Then memory and binary systems. Then assembly, c, etc. Also, have you tried convincing them to move from stuff like tiktok to foss apps like loops? |
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homosapien
lemmy.dbzer0.com
homosapien@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2026-08-28 |
In reply to an earlier post
those are modern techbros now |
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