Yeah, right, and mario is always kidnapped by bowser. /s

I'm fine with it.

Just work colleagues, Samus was rumored to be in a problematic relationship with her boss but that's nonsense.

Came to the comments to say this

That sounds more like a Duke Nukem thing.

Sounds like you need to play some Monster Hunter!

My god, you're right. I would've sworn up and down I never even played duke nukem. This scene is not in good taste lmao

Yeayea! Kojima's such a genius

Omg, I actually love that game series! Thanks to my bro who introduced it to me.

Added to my "List of games I have to play before I die or else I'll go to hell"

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Yes, we know. That's why it's funny. But it still makes the point.

But have you ever seen them make a "zero-suit" version of a male armoured guy?
Don't recall Master Chef or the Doom Marine running around in their skintight underlayers.

Additionally, Samus debuted in a game with no characterisation, and iirc, you only found out she wasn't a man when she stripped down at the end of the game if you did well.

You can make that! it would send a meaningful and unironic message, unlike this meme.

Isn’t Samus a woman? Aren’t these the same character?

That’s the joke.

Yeah, not a lot of living humans in classic DOOM 😛

But if you're looking for shirtless... quadrapeds... it's got tonnes!

Also, it came from Zero Mission.

I guess this is how speedrunning was born

the larger overarching joke here is that in the original Metroid everyone just assumed that Samus was male and the reveal at the end of the game was a huge deal back in 86.' Samus is even referenced as "him" in the games manual.

I had so much cash on me it's not even funny.

Well Duke did.

I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy. eh kills space piretes and doesn't afraid of anything.

I had a 486 66mhz I think it was? Anyway, I turned the graphics up to max and enjoyed a very choppy striptease 🤣

Free demo discs and downloads were everywhere in the shareware days. Maybe you played one of those?

if that means what I think it means...🤭

This scene is not in good taste lmao

Nothing about that game was in good taste, and it was excellent.

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What if the armor had it's own gender. Like male armor isn't armor for males, the armor is male gender. So when you put male armor on a male character that's gay.