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ReptilianCleric lemmy.zip ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-02-16
#52 · Quote Reply

That would by definition kill everyone

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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teslekova lemmy.ml teslekova@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-08-05
#53 · Quote Reply

You hear that one of your friends exploded and you’re like “Fuck, he owed me like $50! What an asshole!” Then you find out he used that $50 to buy fireworks that he was going to share with you before the accident.

Damn, he got some good fireworks for 50 bucks if they could vaporise a human body. Good work, Chuck. You will be missed.

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MasutaHarada thelemmy.club MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-07-11
#54 · Quote Reply

History already taught that's not how it works, someone or bunch of people need to make it happen for real, the alternative is natural disasters , old age and sickness or accidents.

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DonkeyStar lemmy.world DonkeyStar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-23
#55 · Quote Reply

Damn, he got some good fireworks for 50 bucks if they could vaporise a human body. Good work, Chuck. You will be missed.

Well, that’s why they were so cheap. And they may have been stolen dynamite, but the police aren’t investigating.

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karlhungus lemmy.ca karlhungus@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-29
#56 · Quote Reply

They're right, though. It's easy to say "make people not want to be billionaires" but outside this comic, it's impossible. We need to address the issues that allow billionaires to exist and pass on their fortunes tax-free. If I received a million dollars, everyone I care about would live a long, happy and healthy life. Elon Musk spent almost $300 million dollars just on the current US midterms ...

It's not impossible. There's wealth taxes, there's guillotines.

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jumping redditor [they/them] sh.itjust.works jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-30
#57 · Quote Reply

I don't think the intention is to take the mechanics of how and why exactly they explode at face value. It's interesting to theorize, but the comic points out that "no one knows why". If it's some supernatural power, it could be argued that they'd be able to discern between normal value and malicious intent. Would still make an intersting thought experiment to come up with some set of rules of ...

the mechanics is exactly the concern that large parts of the middle class andpeople interested in crypto have with wealth taxes, how will the system handle cases where there is no market for an asset but it would typically have value (think memecoins that can be produced by the billions over an hour) or items that the owner has no knowledge of the value but have a high value non the less.

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Bananskal nord.pub Bananskal@nord.pub
Joined: 2026-04-01
#58 · Quote Reply

All of those people have an address. It's just a matter of circulating them.

Several addresses, even. And I believe you can track their private jets.

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k0e3 lemmy.ca k0e3@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-03
#59 · (edited) Quote Reply

Do... do you think a billion is 2 million?

This made me laugh so hard thank you. It reminds me of when I was a kid, I thought 200 came right after 100. Then 300, 400, and so on.

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apparia discuss.tchncs.de apparia@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2026-02-06
#60 · Quote Reply

I'm a bit existentially confused by the anticapitalist webcomic being hosted on Shopify.

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Rothe piefed.social Rothe@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-25
#61 · Quote Reply

All of those people have an address. It's just a matter of circulating them.

And in the grand scheme of things, there actually aren't that many of them.

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explodicle sh.itjust.works explodicle@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-04-11
#62 · Quote Reply

Thought experiment: What currency is it based on? What if a country is experiencing inflation or they don’t use USD? What if their wealth is in crypto? Or painting? How does this Event know the worth of an artwork in real time? What if their worth is based on their knowledge(Like semiconductor trade secrets)? What if they use that knowledge exchange for power? What about the people who are in p...

The family member part is addressed in the comic

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Hirom beehaw.org Hirom@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-03-02
#63 · Quote Reply

Isn't this the plot of a Kingsman movie?

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NightFantom slrpnk.net NightFantom@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-08
#64 · Quote Reply

I don't think this curse/blessing is being fooled by legal loopholes like trusts. If you can control the money and spend it however you like, it's yours, regardless of what name is legally attached to it. So I think the wealthy heir would just immediately die. I assume the magic or divine will can recognize the True Owner of an asset. I assume this also prevents wealth-hoarding by proxy. Imagin...

What happens if the trust always designates a single next-in-line somehow? Does it just instantly kill everyone on earth?

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WorldsDumbestMan lemmy.today WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-12-05
#65 · Quote Reply

Yeah, was not expecting to be bricked up so much today. You can't just post stuff like that anywhere.

Now I'm going to be thinking about this all day.

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WorldsDumbestMan lemmy.today WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-12-05
#66 · Quote Reply

Go the other way. Start at the top and go down to the global mean.

Cmon, we want to watch the worst of them panic.

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blackshirt lemmy.world blackshirt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-05
#67 · Quote Reply

Do... do you think a billion is 2 million?

We're too poor to understand astonomical wealth figures :(

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Flamekebab piefed.social Flamekebab@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-07-25
#68 · Quote Reply

Love the shoutout to Sam Sweetmilk (Starship Goldfish).

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#69 · Quote Reply

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Leon pawb.social Dojan@pawb.social
Joined: 2025-03-20
#70 · Quote Reply

"Teachers were finally paid closer to their worth."

I dunno, I just think the phrasing "closer to their worth" is really funny when the picture being painted is a hopeful one. We can't actually hope that teachers will get a decent pay, even in a better world.

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dylanTheDeveloper lemmy.world dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
#71 · Quote Reply

At the end, everybody exploded because we all became wealthy.

Maybe wealth was all the money we made along the way

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JohnnyEnzyme piefed.social JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-11
#72 · Quote Reply

"Teachers were finally paid closer to their worth." I dunno, I just think the phrasing "closer to their worth" is really funny when the picture being painted is a hopeful one. We can't actually hope that teachers will get a decent pay, even in a better world.

Kinda the point I think. It's not a completely Utopian fantasy, and plenty of the capitalistic (etc) problems that already existed would still be here.

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androogee (they/she) midwest.social androogee@midwest.social
Joined: 2023-06-03
#73 · Quote Reply

Yeah, was not expecting to be bricked up so much today. You can't just post stuff like that anywhere. Now I'm going to be thinking about this all day.

bricked up

Come again?

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AItoothbrush lemmy.zip AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-06-12
#74 · Quote Reply

I wouldnt tell anyone i got superpowers but there woild be signs

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grrgyle slrpnk.net grrgyle@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2024-03-18
#75 · Quote Reply

bricked up Come again?

I think it means they need to eat more fiber

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neukenindekeuken sh.itjust.works neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-04-08
#76 · Quote Reply

I love that even in this made up fantasy world (which is awesome btw), we're still only able to pay teachers "Close" to what they're worth.

Like, lol. Teachers are so fucked from a livable wage standpoint, that it would take 2 made up billionaire apocalypses to give them enough money to be paid what they're actually worth.

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TotallynotJessica Moderator TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-10-30
#77 · Quote Reply

too fucking bad

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#78 · Quote Reply

Cmon, we want to watch the worst of them panic.

I see the appeal

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nilloc discuss.tchncs.de nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-22
#79 · Quote Reply

Several addresses, even. And I believe you can track their private jets.

One of the last bright spots over on Reddit is that they are still tracking his jet every day.

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Simon_Shitewood lemmy.ml Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-04-19
#80 · Quote Reply

That's like not even 2 9/11s

Its not even a day of COVID-19

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NihilsineNefas slrpnk.net NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-06-19
#81 · Quote Reply

https://www.viruscomix.com/page433.html

Additional/further reading from Winston Rowntree

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JohnnyEnzyme piefed.social JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-11
#82 · Quote Reply

https://www.viruscomix.com/page433.html Additional/further reading from Winston Rowntree

Oh, HIGH-FIVE on that! Subnormality is in a brilliant, unique class of its own, and I need to figure out how to post more of them on our comics subs. Which, actually... oh! Oh, oh, oh.

Okay, there's a technique I've been using for some time now at my own community that I think will work nicely. Oh my...

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NihilsineNefas slrpnk.net NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-06-19
#83 · Quote Reply

Oh, HIGH-FIVE on that! Subnormality is in a brilliant, unique class of its own, and I need to figure out how to post more of them on our comics subs. Which, actually... oh! Oh, oh, oh. Okay, there's a technique I've been using for some time now at my own community that I think will work nicely. Oh my...

Always good to see another fan of their work

Recently re-read Shirley Estar Goes To Heaven (In both forms, even if the original comic was VERY early 00's edgy, it was still a DAMN good comic, and the novel rewrite is 10/10 scifi)

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JohnnyEnzyme piefed.social JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-11
#84 · Quote Reply

Always good to see another fan of their work Recently re-read Shirley Estar Goes To Heaven (In both forms, even if the original comic was VERY early 00's edgy, it was still a DAMN good comic, and the novel rewrite is 10/10 scifi)

Recently re-read Shirley Estar Goes To Heaven (In both forms, even if the original comic was VERY early 00’s edgy, it was still a DAMN good comic, and the novel rewrite is 10/10 scifi)

Hang on, hang on, that's also by Rowntree?

TBH, I only check in with Subnormality every couple months, altho I've been reading for... shoot, it must ~20yrs now. oO

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orioler25 lemmy.world orioler25@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-19
#85 · (edited) Quote Reply

There is a particular sort of pessimism that liberals always surprise me with. Something actually magical happens in this scenario, and the best they can imagine is what we currently have, just with some incentive to not get famously rich. No wonder so many of them resort to doomerism, they think it'd take two actual miracles for people to even question a system that produces millionaires.

For anyone who sees this and gets upset because they liked the comic, is this really what you think humans are capable of? Just this?

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JohnnyEnzyme piefed.social JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-11
#86 · Quote Reply

There is a particular sort of pessimism that liberals always surprise me with. Something actually magical happens in this scenario, and the best they can imagine is what we currently have, just with some incentive to not get famously rich. No wonder so many of them resort to doomerism, they think it'd take two actual miracles for people to even question a system that produces millionaires. For ...

ah, I see you survived the latest strike.

XD

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wuffwuffwuff sh.itjust.works wuffwuffwuff@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-07-15
#87 · Quote Reply

Do... do you think a billion is 2 million?

sure, bicycle, bisect, bivalve, bi means two.

right?

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gusgalarnyk lemmy.world gusgalarnyk@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
#88 · Quote Reply

I'm a bit existentially confused by the anticapitalist webcomic being hosted on Shopify.

You do not have to exist outside of a system to critique it.

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orioler25 lemmy.world orioler25@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-19
#89 · (edited) Quote Reply

ah, I see you survived the latest strike. XD

Not sure what that's meant to refer to tbh. People are supposed to get banned for this?

Edit: Oh, I'm supposed to be a Russian bot for criticizing liberalism (the system that smashes babies to create billionaires), and then saying that humanity is capable of more than this. Yeah dude, totally, of the two of us, I'm the most bot-like.

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psycholocomotor_no2 lemmy.blahaj.zone psycholocomotor_no2@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-10-10
#90 · Quote Reply

What liberals imagine instead of helping anyone.

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JohnnyEnzyme piefed.social JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-11
#91 · Quote Reply

Not sure what that's meant to refer to tbh. People are supposed to get banned for this? Edit: Oh, I'm supposed to be a Russian bot for criticizing liberalism (the system that smashes babies to create billionaires), and then saying that humanity is capable of more than this. Yeah dude, totally, of the two of us, I'm the most bot-like.

Ah no, that was more about a recent, infamous bot-strike plantation.

You know... your colleagues. 😀

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Janx piefed.social Janx@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-12-19
#92 · Quote Reply

It's not impossible. There's wealth taxes, there's guillotines.

That's... addressing the issues that allow billionaires to exist.

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orioler25 lemmy.world orioler25@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-19
#93 · (edited) Quote Reply

Ah no, that was more about a recent, infamous bot-strike plantation. You know... your colleagues. 😀

Right, obnoxious as always. Have fun waiting for the miracle that you don't even want to fix things.

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JohnnyEnzyme piefed.social JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-11
#94 · Quote Reply

Right, obnoxious as always. Have fun waiting for the miracle that you don't even want to fix things.

Please don't be an idiot?

Not unlike Alice in Wonderland, it was always just a pipe-dream, mah dude...

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WorldsDumbestMan lemmy.today WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-12-05
#95 · Quote Reply

bricked up Come again?

Will do!

(cmon, I'm exaggerating, but well it is REALLY good news)

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Ugly Bob sh.itjust.works akincisor@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-09
#96 · Quote Reply

My friends always say "You can't just kill them. There will be someone to take their place." The obvious response is kill them too. Eventually, people will stop being so eager to take their place! Though as the comic says, there's always going to be assholes. Limiting how much power they have would be great. I am currently running a game of Vampire predicated on "what if you all just.. took out...

The solution is an income and wealth tax tied to minimum wage. I also like a maximum wage (100% tax beyond) and a maximum wealth (ditto) including unrealized gains both tied also to minimum wage.

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merc sh.itjust.works merc@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-09
#97 · Quote Reply

"one day, like a miracle..." No, you need to make change happen the hard way.

One of the purposes of science fiction and fantasy is to allow us to imagine a different world, without necessarily knowing how get there from here. In this case, we're imagining a post-billionaire world without worrying about how to get there from here.

If that world seems better than the one we have now, we could decide to put a long, difficult plan in place to get to that world.

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merc sh.itjust.works merc@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-09
#98 · Quote Reply

That would be nice but the pessimist in me know people would cap themselves at $900,000,000 and then gift millions of the interest they'd make to political mercenaries who will do their bidding as long as they're on payroll.

Also, people are underestimating how much damage is being done by people who are merely centi-millionares and deci-millionaires. Yes, they have a lot less money. But, there are a lot more of them.

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Ugly Bob sh.itjust.works akincisor@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-09
#99 · Quote Reply

In reply to an earlier post

There are no silver bullets, only lead bullets.

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merc sh.itjust.works merc@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-09
#100 · Quote Reply

In reply to an earlier post

On the pursuit of absurd amounts of wealth. Sure. But, $200m is still an absurd amount of wealth, and wouldn't be affected in this scenario.

Also, if there were no billionaires, someone worth $990m would be the most powerful person around. Right now if someone's worth say $800m they're motivated to get to $1b or more. But, they know that if they get there they'll still have nowhere near the power of Bezos or Musk.

With a hard limit of $1b, centi-millionaires might be even more motivated to hit $990m because there would be nobody more powerful or wealthy than them.

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Valmond lemmy.dbzer0.com Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-11-13
#101 · Quote Reply

The wild thing is you could probably live off only 1 million invested at say 3 percent, a whole life.

Billions? That should be just unlawful.

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