Katie Diarrhea

lettuce will win

Pretty sure her boat will be leaving the port fairly soon

I wonder who blackmailed who to get this job. Or maybe Trump knew her from his Epstein days

She said she was an attorney too, but extremely likely, is not. She went to law school, but no one has records of her being able to practice law in any state. I bet they never checked, lmao.

But asked on Tuesday where she passed the bar exam, Trump looked back at his new press secretary and asked her, “Which state?” “When I moved to China,” she said.

She is not listed with the State Bar of California, where she lives. She also does not appear on the state’s list of attorneys under her maiden name. An attorney with an identical name who does appear on the state’s list works for the Department of Child Support Services.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/katie-zacharia-attorney-trump-press-secretary-b3066166.html

I am going to bet on her to be honest. There is a solid chance they just dont do many or any more press breifings. Or if they do any more she only takes questions from places like ONN or whatever right wing grifter is there.

She thinks Trump won in 2020.

.6 scaramuchis at best

Is it Taylor Farms lettuce?

She probably thought that graduating law school meant she was a lawyer and only recently learned that the Bar Exam is a thing. She's the kind of lawyer who advised Michael Scott that yelling "bankruptcy" is declaring bankruptcy.

Scaramucci wasn't fired because of incompetence in the press room, though. He was fired because he started calling journalists and spilling the beans about internal disagreements. Reading at a fourth-grade level definitely isn't a problem as far as Trump is concerned lol.

Sure but if she confuses her husband with her pedophile boss on her opening; how tight do you think she'll keep those secrets?

It's been recalled for causing zacharia.

Agreed. Competence has nothing to do with job security here. Look at the Dept of “WAR!”. Hell, also check out Education and Homeland Security while you’re at it. The only measure is fealty. Plus, in v.1.0, they stopped having regular press conferences somewhere around year 2 or 3, if memory serves.

I also wonder how old her husband is. Probably 40 years older

I didn't have to know anything other than she was Trump's new Press Secretary to know what she looked like (his daughter).

Why are you so interested in compentcy and qualifications? We are back to cronyism / the spoils system. It worked really well for people that were unskilled grifters in the past. It's high time those people had another day in the sun.

“When I moved to China,” she said.

My bar license lives in China, you wouldn’t know it.

Wh00p there it is

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I say she goes the full mooch.

So, she shares his reading level? He doesn’t feel so lonely, I guess?

If the person is a woman and in his administration it is a safe bet that she is young, blonde, pretty, and crazy.

She knows about the bar. She just can't pass it.

Cabbage won already!

🥬 wins!

One thing's for sure, her replacement will be young, blonde, pretty (to him), and crazy.

Well, that aged like milk.

This hasn't aged well lol.

I forgot to save this and had to scroll back to congratulate the cabbage.

very close

correct

🥬🏆