The voting doesn't make policy. "Donations" makes policy.

bOtH pArTiEs change their own platforms to accommodate their financiers. They don't actually have any real standards. Ds aren't actually "pro labor". Rs aren't actually "state's rights".

That's all lip service, and ignored immediately when inconvenient.

Don't listen to what they say, that's how they trick you, lying is "easy mode".

Watch what they do.

Those "weird shirt" glory days are dead, let it go. It's going to get a lot worse.

(ETA I'm voting, please vote. Because it's funny)

Susan, you have made my jaded heart feel pity, you're so hideous that I feel guilty for laughing at your expense.

Comedy is a harsh mistress; as we laugh at others, we all do it with some underlying terror, knowing that her baleful eye could always turn upon us. She giveth, and she taketh away.

I personally upvoted because it was a funny cosplay, but I admit I didn't fact-check the tweet and downvote if it was ... misrepresentative of the facts.

Unfortunately most people cheer for Bad Talk About Hated People without a care in the world to its veracity, and when you step in to question the hive, you tend to get stung.

#JDVanceDidntFuckACouchButHeIsACoward

🤨

it's basically ''zero weeks'' either way. child care is expensive.

Vile? How so? Anyone who gives away as much money as she did should be praised.

But melania is often stylish, not always but at least looks like someone looked at her body type and complexion and made reasonable choices based on them. And she has to be at least that much of a POS. And the Kardashian people and so many more.

Madam Dell really stands out, like there is not one good thing I can say about her look. I can't see her shoes, maybe they were nice. I don't understand how. I am not a professional and could have made her look so much better, so much of this uncanny awfulness is bad choices not fundamental to her look.

With darker hair and better makeup (top still not a great color for her, and she ought not darken her eyebrows so much with the blond hair, and still I don't think good surgery but better)

Dear Mrs. Dell;

Ma'am... for someone with access to THAT much money to have chosen the shittiest plastic surgeon ever does somewhat open the door to ridicule, although you have to admit we're not doing it with AI. Face it... like the D.C. "pool guy" - ya fucked up. Maybe find one who knows what he's doing this time and quit shopping the republican nightmare face "doctors". Like Phil. Or Oz. get a real fucking surgeon and spend a lot of money.

And in closing, I say this as an ardent admirer of earlier "you" - politics and religion aside - cuz you were a cutie. Remember when we were building the mountain top pool and most of us were in the hole and you came over to the edge of the pool hole and talked to the boss in a miniskirt (or similar) with no panties? Walked up to the edge of the hole and were talking with the boss (and us). What has since become known as an "upskirt", although we had no intentional part in that. We were ALL watching a miracle - nice! I thought "damn! wife's a babe, excellent computers, a pool build by us... Michael is doing okay!"

Funny - It almost gave the old man a heart attack. He started stuttering. You had him speechless! But what a babe! Yowza!

anyway - they did you wrong. Get with Cruise, Pitt, Jolie, Anniston... they'll steer you in the right direction. Don't talk politics though - they'll kick you out.

Ciao mon bella, and get that kisser fixed for real.

It’s not a real tweet my dude. She never said this.

Susan Dell could be Two-Face in that photo, with all her plastic surgery.

Damn hope you don't cut yourself on that edge

I just assume anything political in the memes or shitpost comms is fake. If it's real it'll eventually pop up in a different place.

Clearly you didn't get the message.

Well, the message is vote. Otherwise you're just being an idiot.

Never said not to vote, but we are definitely living in a fascist dystopia. Vote for the lesser of evils, but make no mistake you are still voting for evil.

Some people acting like idiots seem to think saying the quiet part out loud is wrong.

It's wrong in the sense that there is an active campaign to suppress votes and it uses shit like this to do it. I'm not gonna believe for 1 second someone on here posting this is doing it in good faith. And I'm gonna call it out. If someone gets butt hurt about that then so be it.

Assume it's fake, but chuckle anyway because it's funny.

Evil leaves a mark on one's face

My "open letter", however, is real.

Is this based on a real episode?! It's amazing.