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inari piefed.zip inari@piefed.zip
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iocase lemmy.zip iocase@lemmy.zip
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And the french pigs don't pronounce 70% of the letters in Ouinque, just like the rest of the French language.

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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#3 · Quote Reply

Always love Xavier

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Anchorxiety reddthat.com Anchorxiety@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-04-03
#4 · Quote Reply

Always love Xavier

He will always be Pakalu Papito to me

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DaddleDew lemmy.world DaddleDew@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-08
#5 · Quote Reply

The French call their cops "Les poulets" which means "The chickens"

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Karyoplasma discuss.tchncs.de Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-03
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

A kick in the groin-groin for French pigs.

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HulkSmashBurgers reddthat.com HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-07-03
#7 · Quote Reply

oinkoinkoink!

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gastroglizzy piefed.social gastroglizzy@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-08-26
#8 · Quote Reply

UK pigs be like, "Oink, innit bruv?"

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ikt aussie.zone Eyekaytee@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-17
#9 · Quote Reply

American police are bad! HA HA HA !! lmao!!

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SpruceBringsteen lemmy.world SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-03
#10 · Quote Reply

2000's pirates be like oink.cd

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Boomer Humor Doomergod lemmy.world Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-15
#11 · Quote Reply

The pigs I’ve known personally nibbled on my pants, woke me up at the crack of dawn to be fed, and tasted delicious

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omghi thelemmy.club omghi@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-08-02
#12 · Quote Reply

American police are bad! HA HA HA !! lmao!!

they are. i mean i didn't find this one particular joke humorous either but they are. do you know that? it's important to me that you know that.

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dethedrus lemmy.dbzer0.com dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-03-09
#13 · Quote Reply

UK pigs be like, "Oink, innit bruv?"

I’m so fucking basic. Any combination of “innit” and “bruv” makes me giggle like an idiot.

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Tattorack lemmy.world Tattorack@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-28
#14 · Quote Reply

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TigerAce lemmy.dbzer0.com TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-13
#15 · Quote Reply

Pigs are actually really intelligent and not racist, so comparing police with pigs is offensive to pigs.

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ikt aussie.zone Eyekaytee@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-17
#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

they are. i mean i didn't find this one particular joke humorous either but they are. do you know that? it's important to me that you know that.

do you know that?

Good question let me check:

Am I alive? Yes

Do I live in Australia? Yes

Is American content spread all over Australia like an invasive pest: Yes

We are deeply aware of all your American issues, I even heard you failed to kill a lady the other day? Why? because Americas news is somehow our news as well

I don't care about your police, your healthcare, your gun problem, your school problem, your government problem, I want to look at memes, not a screenshot of a FACEBOOK POST with 500 UPVOTES

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TankovayaDiviziya lemmy.world TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-22
#17 · Quote Reply

Is that Xavier account a satire account? I see it posted all the time.

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notabot piefed.social notabot@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-04
#18 · Quote Reply

UK pigs be like, "Oink, innit bruv?"

"Oi, you can't oink there mate"

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notabot piefed.social notabot@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-04
#19 · Quote Reply

The French call their cops "Les poulets" which means "The chickens"

That's a fowl thing to call them!

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notabot piefed.social notabot@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-04
#20 · Quote Reply

And the french pigs don't pronounce 70% of the letters in Ouinque, just like the rest of the French language.

The extra letters are there to confuse the English, not be pronounced. It's a cunning plan to deal with the silly eenglish knigits!

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ExLisper lemmy.curiana.net ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
Joined: 2025-03-22
#21 · Quote Reply

chrum chrum

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Agent641 lemmy.world Agent641@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-12
#22 · Quote Reply

Australian pigs: Oinc...unt!

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
#23 · Quote Reply

do you know that? Good question let me check: Am I alive? Yes Do I live in Australia? Yes Is American content spread all over Australia like an invasive pest: Yes We are deeply aware of all your American issues, I even heard you failed to kill a lady the other day? Why? because Americas news is somehow our news as well I don't care about your police, your healthcare, your gun problem, your scho...

It is a meme, it's not an actual Facebook post. Most of these are "fake" posts, made to look like they're from fb, twitter, tumblr, 4chan etc.

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
#24 · Quote Reply

Swedish pigs: Öink

(The actual word is "Nöff")

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Ayutsu lemmy.zip AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-09
#25 · Quote Reply

He will always be Pakalu Papito to me

I'm confused is this a new guy using the same picture or did he change his name?

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Caption_Mo reddthat.com Caption_Mo@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-09-22
#26 · Quote Reply

I don't speak French but wouldn't that basically be pronounced "wank"?

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ExLisper lemmy.curiana.net ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
Joined: 2025-03-22
#27 · Quote Reply

Pigs are actually really intelligent and not racist, so comparing police with pigs is offensive to pigs.

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HereIAm lemmy.world HereIAm@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-19
#28 · Quote Reply

Holy shit that's a throwback. He got some really bangers like I I only fuck vegans and Veganism is yummy. Looks like he literally never stopped and keeps churning out a song at least once a week!

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rustinmyeye lemmy.ml rustinmyeye@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-11-22
#29 · Quote Reply

In Quebec, the pigs go roc roc roc

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lesnout27 feddit.org lesnout27@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-08
#30 · Quote Reply

I'm confused is this a new guy using the same picture or did he change his name?

There was a time on the other plattform, where everyone would comment "Fuck Xavier!" on posts like this, so i always thought it's someone who stole the Profile Pic and content, but i don't know for sure. All this happened a long time ago and seems to have been forgotten long since.

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tino lemmy.world tino@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-20
#31 · Quote Reply

non.
It's groin-groin or grouic-grouic

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tigeruppercut lemmy.zip tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-08-20
#32 · (edited) Quote Reply

non. It's groin-groin or grouic-grouic

The Japanese is wrong too; they say buubuu.

The acute diacritic (like used above the ú in the meme) doesn't exist either.

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Pat_Riot lemmy.today Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-09-29
#33 · Quote Reply

do you know that? Good question let me check: Am I alive? Yes Do I live in Australia? Yes Is American content spread all over Australia like an invasive pest: Yes We are deeply aware of all your American issues, I even heard you failed to kill a lady the other day? Why? because Americas news is somehow our news as well I don't care about your police, your healthcare, your gun problem, your scho...

That sounds like a you problem. Why y'all studying us so hard?

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Bongles lemmy.zip Bongles@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-04
#34 · Quote Reply

There was a time on the other plattform, where everyone would comment "Fuck Xavier!" on posts like this, so i always thought it's someone who stole the Profile Pic and content, but i don't know for sure. All this happened a long time ago and seems to have been forgotten long since.

Yes, pakalu papito was the original account that used that picture and generally was funnier. Xavier is a copycat account that sort of just posts existing jokes.

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lenocolomo lemmy.ml lenocolomo@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-06-17
#35 · Quote Reply

I don't speak French but wouldn't that basically be pronounced "wank"?

Proud to be an english speaker.

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lenocolomo lemmy.ml lenocolomo@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-06-17
#36 · Quote Reply

GRUNZ!!!!

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Slovene85 sh.itjust.works Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-03-14
#37 · Quote Reply

Proud to be an english speaker.

Proud to be an english wankah?

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Slovene85 sh.itjust.works Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-03-14
#38 · (edited) Quote Reply

I mean, there are some where it's perfectly fine. Like mosquitos. Or parasitic wasps. ...

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Slovene85 sh.itjust.works Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-03-14
#39 · (edited) Quote Reply

Holy shit that's a throwback. He got some really bangers like I I only fuck vegans and Veganism is yummy. Looks like he literally never stopped and keeps churning out a song at least once a week!

You know who also has awesome bangers? Jesse Welles. He's the modern day Bob Dylan. Everyone should subscribe to him and give him support.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

ETA: And don't forget to subscribe and give support to Robby Roadsteamer as well: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SYNILI1hVOQ

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pseudo jlai.lu pseudo@jlai.lu
Joined: 2023-07-07
#40 · Quote Reply

non. It's groin-groin or grouic-grouic

Merci ! This meme makes me green every I see it.

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pseudo jlai.lu pseudo@jlai.lu
Joined: 2023-07-07
#41 · Quote Reply

The Japanese is wrong too; they say buubuu. The acute diacritic (like used above the ú in the meme) doesn't exist either.

Let's petition for it never be shown again!

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pseudo jlai.lu pseudo@jlai.lu
Joined: 2023-07-07
#42 · (edited) Quote Reply

I don't speak French but wouldn't that basically be pronounced "wank"?

No. "Oin"/"Ouin" is a completly different nasal vowel that I wouldn't know how to write in english.

In this short video, you'll ear it a lot.

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halferect lemmy.world halferect@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-10
#43 · Quote Reply

do you know that? Good question let me check: Am I alive? Yes Do I live in Australia? Yes Is American content spread all over Australia like an invasive pest: Yes We are deeply aware of all your American issues, I even heard you failed to kill a lady the other day? Why? because Americas news is somehow our news as well I don't care about your police, your healthcare, your gun problem, your scho...

Maybe make Australia super powerful and then fuck it up? Because right now American issues are your issues and guess what if America tells Australia to go to war it will, America has done it before and the last guy to oppose that disappeared into the ocean

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olenkoVD lemmy.dbzer0.com olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-09-17
#44 · Quote Reply

Who is this Xavier guy that appears in every Facebook comment meme that I've seen here!?

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PhoenixDog lemmy.world PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-14
#45 · (edited) Quote Reply

Who is this Xavier guy that appears in every Facebook comment meme that I've seen here!?

A meme that has been so beaten to death that it's rotting corpse has since disintegrated into the soil, but people have erected monuments to it so others can continue to wail on it with clubs and sticks and other blunt objects.

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PapaStevesy lemmy.world PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-18
#46 · Quote Reply

The extra letters are there to confuse the English, not be pronounced. It's a cunning plan to deal with the silly eenglish knigits!

Not their best plan, English is like 40% French.

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PhoenixDog lemmy.world PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-14
#47 · (edited) Quote Reply

Pigs are actually really intelligent and not racist, so comparing police with pigs is offensive to pigs.

As someone who has two yard dogs on his farm, yes they're incredibly intelligent. They're the first things to greet me when I get home from work and love cuddles.

But the reason cops are called pigs is because the stereotypical "pig-cops" are generally fat and eat a lot. Which can confirm, my pigs are fat and eat a lot.

But unlike cops, pigs are horrifically fast. When they come in from the fields and want to run, they can RUN! If our hay fields get higher than they are it looks like the raptor scene from Jurassic Park 2

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lenocolomo lemmy.ml lenocolomo@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-06-17
#48 · Quote Reply

Proud to be an english wankah?

Yes, why not afterall?

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HCSOThrowaway lemmy.world HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-04
#49 · Quote Reply

As an ex-cop from the US, I equally get a kick out of the "pig" memes and the "yank" memes; it seems people really enjoy them and they're neither harmful nor offensive. I only get confused when I occasionally realize that their users sometimes think it really hurts us.

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Kertyna feddit.nl Kertyna@feddit.nl
Joined: 2025-03-01
#50 · Quote Reply

I’m so fucking basic. Any combination of “innit” and “bruv” makes me giggle like an idiot.

Every time I hear "innit", I think Paul Chowdhry on Taskmaster.

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Slovene85 sh.itjust.works Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-03-14
#51 · (edited) Quote Reply

Yes, why not afterall?

Jolly good show! Cheerio!

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