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cm0002
infosec.pub
cm0002@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-10-21
Posted:   Subject: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote

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Edges
lemmy.zip

Edges@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-15
#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

Oh god Claude is coding it so well, I never could have written satisfying code like that. Oh man its making a bit of a mess though...I better get in there and clean up

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PattyMcB
lemmy.world
PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

Make sure you have perfect posture while watching

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aburrito
sh.itjust.works
aburrito@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-06
#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

Oh god Claude is coding it so well, I never could have written satisfying code like that. Oh man its making a bit of a mess though...I better get in there and clean up

With my tongue 😈

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Vetis
sh.itjust.works
Vetis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-06-20
#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

That's it, I'm calling it like that now.
Using Microslop's CopePilot to do some cuck coding.

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green_goglin
thelemmy.club
green_goglin@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-02-08
#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

lulz

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saltesc
lemmy.world
saltesc@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#7 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

Oh god Claude is coding it so well, I never could have written satisfying code like that. Oh man its making a bit of a mess though...I better get in there and clean up

I've had Claude Code for a while now.

Figured it out.

You do all the work, then as climax is starting, but you're exhausted, you bro tag it in and cuck. It's got this.

Then one of two things happens:

  1. Climax. No great. Standard, really. As expected. But you got a drink of water in that time, the job's done. It's hard to fuck up at that point. You just let it know what it should've done instead. But it's okay, first time for everyone. Just ignore the fact you're making yourself redundant. All good.
  2. Spend more time halting things, explaining how to do the deed, as you and the project make eye contact expressing how deeply unsatisfied everyone is.Just ignore the fact you're making yourself redundant. All good.

So. If you want to use an LLM as a primary coder, do 80% of it yourself and expect these two outcomes.

Otherwise, sit in the corner and explain to your project lead that many screams happened but the safeword was between Claude and the project, so how could you know when it went too far? You burned tokens as requested.

Claude will remain employed but you will not, obviously. Unless you ignore this advice entirely and old school it, in which case Claude will remain employed but you will not BUT you'll be reemployed to go through everything above again.

Edit: Honestly, if you want a code assistant—I get it, the annoying things of coding are no longer annoying—go local.

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degen
midwest.social
degen@midwest.social
Joined: 2023-06-15
#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

It's all cuck coding when you're at work, amirite?

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cinoreus
lemmy.world
cinoreus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-20
#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

A friend of mine once called it brainrot engineering, but I gotta admit cuck coding is better.

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silver_wings_of_morning
feddit.dk
silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk
Joined: 2023-11-01
#10 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

They're not wrong

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Ertain
feddit.online

Ertain@feddit.online
Joined: 2026-08-12
#11 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

The cuck chair evolved. 😆

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ScruffyDucky
lemmy.world
ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#12 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

image

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Artisian
lemmy.world

Artisian@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#13 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

Managing employees is miserable, eh?

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Hackworth
piefed.ca
Hackworth@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-10-09
#14 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

It's all cuck coding when you're at work, amirite?

No, no, that's prostitute programming.

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Y|yukichigai
kbin.earth

yukichigai@kbin.earth
Joined: 2025-12-25
#15 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

Annnnnnnnd this is my new forever name for it.

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canaryWart
programming.dev
canaryWart@programming.dev
Joined: 2026-08-27
#16 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

It's all cuck coding when you're at work, amirite?

Tsoding calls it "software prostitution"

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ClownStatue
piefed.social
ClownStatue@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-05-13
#17 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

Damn! Beat me to it!

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ClownStatue
piefed.social
ClownStatue@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-05-13
#18 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

There was another post I saw defining “meat proxy.” The person who answers questions over chat with copy/paste AI response.

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Turret3857
infosec.pub
Turret3857@infosec.pub
Joined: 2024-10-09
#19 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

There was another post I saw defining “meat proxy.” The person who answers questions over chat with copy/paste AI response.

Theres actually a whole webpage

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darthsundhaft
piefed.social
darthsundhaft@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-19
#20 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

I wonder what Linus thinks about this one.

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setVeryLoud(true);
lemmy.ca

isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-04-19
#21 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

There was another post I saw defining “meat proxy.” The person who answers questions over chat with copy/paste AI response.

Been using meat proxy for a while now, even used it while training someone lol

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MangoCats
feddit.it
MangoCats@feddit.it
Joined: 2025-02-05
#22 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

Been using meat proxy for a while now, even used it while training someone lol

https://lmgtfy.com/

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ClownStatue
piefed.social
ClownStatue@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-05-13
#23 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

Theres actually a whole webpage

Thanks for the. Might pick up a sweatshirt

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Turret3857
infosec.pub
Turret3857@infosec.pub
Joined: 2024-10-09
#24 Posted:   Subject: Re: You just sit in a chair and watch Quote Reply

Thanks for the. Might pick up a sweatshirt

Thats weird I dont remember there being merch on the site... I wonder if there was/is a different one with a similar domain name and I got them confused

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