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betahack lemmy.world betahack@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-03
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I am unbeleafable!!!!!

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CodandChips lemmy.ml CodandChips@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-03-20
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Not even a hint of mold...

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dance_ninja lemmy.world dance_ninja@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-14
#3 · Quote Reply

WINNER 🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

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basic_user lemmy.world basic_user@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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An older kid told me that lettuce isn't real. That it's like Slash where it's just a guy with a wig and top hat and it's not always the same guy. Tell me it isn't so!

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disorderly lemmy.world disorderly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-27
#5 · Quote Reply

In previous contests the lettuce won only pyrrhic victories.

Today, you could still safely eat the lettuce even under the draconian FDA standards of the previous administration.

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Pat_Riot lemmy.today Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-09-29
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An older kid told me that lettuce isn't real. That it's like Slash where it's just a guy with a wig and top hat and it's not always the same guy. Tell me it isn't so!

Slash is one guy, he even had another band.

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bitjunkie lemmy.world bitjunkie@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-19
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Not even a hint of mold...

The bacteria, though…

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ZapBeebz_ lemmy.world ZapBeebz_@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
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Slash is one guy, he even had another band.

Then explain how my parents got Slash to play at my 5th birthday party

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PodPerson lemmy.zip PodPerson@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-05
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Now I want to hear audio of the Mortal Kombat dude:

LETTUCE….

WINS

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Bubbaonthebeach lemmy.ca Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-15
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For WH press? Need to add long blond hair and boobs. Not sure eyes are necessary although a mouth might be.

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Pat_Riot lemmy.today Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-09-29
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Then explain how my parents got Slash to play at my 5th birthday party

He needed money for cocaine.

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