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Lettuce talk about your next challenger....
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betahack
lemmy.world
betahack@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-03
Posted:   Subject: Lettuce talk about your next challenger.... Quote

I am unbeleafable!!!!!
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CodandChips
lemmy.ml
CodandChips@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-03-20
#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lettuce talk about your next challenger.... Quote Reply

Not even a hint of mold...
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dance_ninja
lemmy.world
dance_ninja@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-14
#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lettuce talk about your next challenger.... Quote Reply

WINNER 🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
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basic_user
lemmy.world
basic_user@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lettuce talk about your next challenger.... Quote Reply

An older kid told me that lettuce isn't real. That it's like Slash where it's just a guy with a wig and top hat and it's not always the same guy. Tell me it isn't so!
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disorderly
lemmy.world
disorderly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-27
#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lettuce talk about your next challenger.... Quote Reply

In previous contests the lettuce won only pyrrhic victories.

Today, you could still safely eat the lettuce even under the draconian FDA standards of the previous administration.
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Pat_Riot
lemmy.today

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-09-29
#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lettuce talk about your next challenger.... Quote Reply
basic_user wrote:
An older kid told me that lettuce isn't real. That it's like Slash where it's just a guy with a wig and top hat and it's not always the same guy. Tell me it isn't so!

Slash is one guy, he even had another band.
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bitjunkie
lemmy.world

bitjunkie@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-19
#7 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lettuce talk about your next challenger.... Quote Reply
CodandChips wrote:
Not even a hint of mold...

The bacteria, though…
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ZapBeebz_
lemmy.world
ZapBeebz_@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lettuce talk about your next challenger.... Quote Reply
Pat_Riot wrote:
Slash is one guy, he even had another band.

Then explain how my parents got Slash to play at my 5th birthday party
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PodPerson
lemmy.zip
PodPerson@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-05
#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lettuce talk about your next challenger.... Quote Reply

Now I want to hear audio of the Mortal Kombat dude:

LETTUCE….

WINS
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Bubbaonthebeach
lemmy.ca
Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-15
#10 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lettuce talk about your next challenger.... Quote Reply

For WH press? Need to add long blond hair and boobs. Not sure eyes are necessary although a mouth might be.
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Pat_Riot
lemmy.today

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-09-29
#11 Posted:   Subject: Re: Lettuce talk about your next challenger.... Quote Reply
ZapBeebz_ wrote:
Then explain how my parents got Slash to play at my 5th birthday party

He needed money for cocaine.
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