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gigaqps lemmy.world gigaqps@lemmy.world
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slazer2au lemmy.world slazer2au@lemmy.world
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Thicken the border with a darker stain, put some eyes on it and call it cat art in your carpet.

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kboos1 lemmy.world kboos1@lemmy.world
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#3 · Quote Reply

I thought they washed the cat and it cleaned the carpet when it laid down

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gigaqps lemmy.world gigaqps@lemmy.world
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People say "carpets are great, you just need to have them professionally cleaned every couple of years" and I imagine only mopping my floors once every couple of years and throw up in my mouth a little

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AeronMelon Moderator aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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#5 · Quote Reply

Rent a wet vac.

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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
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#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

Jokes aside, if soap pulls pigment from your fabric, there's no backsies. You have to dye, cover, or just accept it.

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Ephera lemmy.ml Ephera@lemmy.ml
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#7 · (edited) Quote Reply

I mean, that is a bit weird. Drizzling soap onto something just binds the dirt, it doesn't actually remove it.

Like, yeah, the rest of the carpet doesn't exactly look clean, but maybe it did do some chemical reaction beyond cleaning the carpet...

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gigaqps lemmy.world gigaqps@lemmy.world
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#8 · Quote Reply

I mean, that is a bit weird. Drizzling soap onto something just binds the dirt, it doesn't actually remove it. Like, yeah, the rest of the carpet doesn't exactly look clean, but maybe it did do some chemical reaction beyond cleaning the carpet...

I figured they tried to clean up the shampoo spill with a wet rag

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Davel23 fedia.io Davel23@fedia.io
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#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

Jokes aside, if soap pulls pigment from your fabric, there's no backsies. You have to dye, cover, or just accept it.

The joke is it cleaned the carpet, that's its original color.

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psx_crab lemmy.zip psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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#10 · Quote Reply

Shampoo the rest of the carpet.

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Jay lemmy.ca Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca
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#11 · Quote Reply

Rent a wet vac.

I have one. First time I used it I was both amazed and disgusted at what it pulled out of my carpet. The water was flat black and smelled like a sloth's armpit.

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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
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#12 · Quote Reply

The joke is it cleaned the carpet, that's its original color.

I understand the joke but, having had my green shirt turned white by dish soap, I wanted to offer solid despair.

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superfes lemmy.world superfes@lemmy.world
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#13 · Quote Reply

I figured they tried to clean up the shampoo spill with a wet rag

No! Just leave it there!

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Davel23 fedia.io Davel23@fedia.io
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#14 · Quote Reply

I understand the joke but, having had my green shirt turned white by dish soap, I wanted to offer solid despair.

Gotcha.

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Ludicrous0251 piefed.zip Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip
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I have one. First time I used it I was both amazed and disgusted at what it pulled out of my carpet. The water was flat black and smelled like a sloth's armpit.

Tell me more about these sloth armpits you've been smelling.

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Ephera lemmy.ml Ephera@lemmy.ml
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#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

I figured they tried to clean up the shampoo spill with a wet rag

Well, yeah, that is my assumption, too, because you'd at least try to clean up the shampoo. But I don't know, I also wouldn't expect this to be terribly successful...? Don't you need a specific vacuum cleaner to actually get the dirt out of carpets?

Edit: I guess, maybe it would work with a short-haired carpet like that...

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Jay lemmy.ca Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca
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#17 · Quote Reply

Tell me more about these sloth armpits you've been smelling.

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xylol leminal.space xylol@leminal.space
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People say "carpets are great, you just need to have them professionally cleaned every couple of years" and I imagine only mopping my floors once every couple of years and throw up in my mouth a little

They're like a couch, you're supposed to clean them regularly and try not to dirty them because its so hard to clean

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
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#19 · Quote Reply

They're like a couch, you're supposed to clean them regularly and try not to dirty them because its so hard to clean

Yet Americans will walk inside with their shoes on all the time, if you go by what's down on TV and in movies. Even if you take off your shoes, the feet are dirty af, it's still nasty af to have carpet indoors. So gross.

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BillyClark piefed.social BillyClark@piefed.social
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#20 · Quote Reply

I thought they washed the cat and it cleaned the carpet when it laid down

Yeah, I thought the solution was just to let the cat sleep there.

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NutinButNet hilariouschaos.com NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com
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Lois from Malcolm in the Middle already had a solution for this issue https://youtube.com/shorts/Zd_mX3lVLso?is=4VhfrKuhUEKnHezO

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October lemmy.world edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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#22 · Quote Reply

I understand the joke but, having had my green shirt turned white by dish soap, I wanted to offer solid despair.

I prefer my despair in gaseous form, that way I can huff it and get it through the blood-brain barrier ASAP

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HerbGrower slrpnk.net HerbGrower@slrpnk.net
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People say "carpets are great, you just need to have them professionally cleaned every couple of years" and I imagine only mopping my floors once every couple of years and throw up in my mouth a little

Professionally cleaned? Fuck that. My carpets are fine without that and its much more pleasant to walk on than floor boards.

I'd probably be OK with very large rugs instead but they seem to generally cost more. Tempted to add rugs on top of carpets though. Cosy and nice on my feet. Probably helps insulation a bit and they dampen sound quite a lot too.

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LilB0kChoy reddthat.com LilB0kChoy@reddthat.com
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#24 · (edited) Quote Reply

Yet Americans will walk inside with their shoes on all the time, if you go by what's down on TV and in movies. Even if you take off your shoes, the feet are dirty af, it's still nasty af to have carpet indoors. So gross.

Americans largely prefer shoes off in their home. Though they often don’t require it if guests.

70% of Americans prefer a shoes-off household. Yet fewer than half, 44%, say they will actually ask their guests to remove their shoes.

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Le_Mon2 lemmy.zip Le_Mon2@lemmy.zip
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#25 · Quote Reply

He has A MOUSTACHE?

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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
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#26 · Quote Reply

I prefer my despair in gaseous form, that way I can huff it and get it through the blood-brain barrier ASAP

A vapor bag of despair is simply the best I can do.

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-14
#27 · Quote Reply

Americans largely prefer shoes off in their home. Though they often don’t require it if guests. 70% of Americans prefer a shoes-off household. Yet fewer than half, 44%, say they will actually ask their guests to remove their shoes.

I mean to be honest I couldn't really imagine what you see in culture media to be very close to reality, because these sick fucks on my TV are putting their shoes up in their couch and bed and shit. That's just insane.

Still though, only 70%?! It's still way too low.

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Girl Named ZERO piefed.zeromedia.vip girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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#28 · Quote Reply

This looks… suspicious

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LilB0kChoy reddthat.com LilB0kChoy@reddthat.com
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I mean to be honest I couldn't really imagine what you see in culture media to be very close to reality, because these sick fucks on my TV are putting their shoes up in their couch and bed and shit. That's just insane. Still though, only 70%?! It's still way too low.

There are also people who have “house shoes” which may be slippers or actual shoes that they only wear around the house.

I don’t know how common it is.

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Sai Somsphet lemmy.zip Somsphet@lemmy.zip
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I did janitorial work for a summer kids thing by my local library. One day I found out that some kid broke a soap dispenser. They were cheap ones and it looked like an accident. Soap all over one small corner. No idea how long its been there that day. So I leave the bathroom, go to the woodshop (for older teens) and steal their shop vac. I dumped the sawdust into the soap mess and swept up chunks of it. What was left i easily mopped. Left that corner clean as a whistle afterwards.

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Funkt4st1c lemmy.world Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
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#31 · Quote Reply

This looks… suspicious

Poor cat ;(

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Malica lemmy.zip Malica@lemmy.zip
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#32 · Quote Reply

People say "carpets are great, you just need to have them professionally cleaned every couple of years" and I imagine only mopping my floors once every couple of years and throw up in my mouth a little

It's so fucking gross but people are militant about it. I've come across more than one bathroom in the USA with carpet in it 🤢

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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#33 · Quote Reply

People say "carpets are great, you just need to have them professionally cleaned every couple of years" and I imagine only mopping my floors once every couple of years and throw up in my mouth a little

We have a carpet shampooer. It cost less than the cleaners would have charged. Gets used every other year unless we lend it to someone (then like once a year).

The hard part of deep cleaning carpets is moving the furniture off it so it can dry, not the actual cleaning.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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#34 · (edited) Quote Reply

Professionally cleaned? Fuck that. My carpets are fine without that and its much more pleasant to walk on than floor boards. I'd probably be OK with very large rugs instead but they seem to generally cost more. Tempted to add rugs on top of carpets though. Cosy and nice on my feet. Probably helps insulation a bit and they dampen sound quite a lot too.

So if you ever get your place recarpeted, it's worth the money for the thicker layer of insulation. It is just so much softer to walk on, and maybe provides a tiny amount of padding in a fall.

Sometimes if my bed feels wrong for reasons, I can sleep on that extra plush carpet no problems.

I set up a spare bedroom as an office, so my rolly chair goes on one of those plastic carpet protection mats. I hate those mats so I put another carpet on top of it. Chair rolls great, it's not ugly visible plastic, and it's really easy to clean up spills right there.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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#35 · Quote Reply

Americans largely prefer shoes off in their home. Though they often don’t require it if guests. 70% of Americans prefer a shoes-off household. Yet fewer than half, 44%, say they will actually ask their guests to remove their shoes.

I have cats. My carpet is fucked anyways, I might as well enjoy it

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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#36 · Quote Reply

He has A MOUSTACHE?

He grew it for you

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Smoogs lemmy.world Smoogs@lemmy.world
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#37 · Quote Reply

it looks like a cat had been laying there for several years

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HerbGrower slrpnk.net HerbGrower@slrpnk.net
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#38 · (edited) Quote Reply

So if you ever get your place recarpeted, it's worth the money for the thicker layer of insulation. It is just so much softer to walk on, and maybe provides a tiny amount of padding in a fall. Sometimes if my bed feels wrong for reasons, I can sleep on that extra plush carpet no problems. I set up a spare bedroom as an office, so my rolly chair goes on one of those plastic carpet protection mat...

There is an underlay on the carpet. I don't know what the options were for it as that is just what they provided. So no idea how it compares to different sorts but at least there is one.

Yeah office chair on carpet isn't great and also using a plastic mat which seems to at least help but it bends a fair bit, I do wonder if it would be better to have a more rigid material below it, even just a sheet of plywood. Putting an offcut of carpet on top could be nice. Although at that point I doubt the plastic is even necessary. Ohh, maybe plywood and those stick on squares of carpet? I think they are good for office flooring too so they don't wear as badly.

For a while we have considered getting some rugs but they do cost a lot. Also want a combination of lots of squish AND a nice fluffy feel to it. Often they don't do both very well. Fake sheepskins feel nice but are almost completely flat of you squeeze them. Foam ones are very squishy but no fluff to them at all. Maybe need to look at multi laying it.

Or do I need to look into getting a sheet of the thickest carpet underlay I can and 50 balls of yarn to make my own rug that is better than all the others? Pompom rug could be an option too. Make them a few at a time then so it is easier to break up the work while watching something.

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
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#39 · Quote Reply

There are also people who have “house shoes” which may be slippers or actual shoes that they only wear around the house. I don’t know how common it is.

I could never wear closed shoes indoors. Gotta let the feet breathe, man, yuck!

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Psythik lemmy.world Psythik@lemmy.world
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#40 · Quote Reply

People say "carpets are great, you just need to have them professionally cleaned every couple of years" and I imagine only mopping my floors once every couple of years and throw up in my mouth a little

You perfectly described why I hate carpet. Until they invent one that can is machine washable, I won't live in a house with it.

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xylol leminal.space xylol@leminal.space
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#41 · Quote Reply

I could never wear closed shoes indoors. Gotta let the feet breathe, man, yuck!

It seems to be a generational thing from what I read in Wikipedia, older people from UK and Netherlands for example didn't remove shoes but younger generations do. The US is a big mix of cultures so I'm guessing people that came here from all over some didn't remove shoes but people from other places do, and as we go more people are removing shoes because it makes sense.

Also most people I know have switched to hard floors over carpet as well. For example when we got our home we removed all the carpet but the bedroom

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im_fine_sandy nord.pub im_fine_sandy@nord.pub
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#42 · Quote Reply

Professionally cleaned? Fuck that. My carpets are fine without that and its much more pleasant to walk on than floor boards. I'd probably be OK with very large rugs instead but they seem to generally cost more. Tempted to add rugs on top of carpets though. Cosy and nice on my feet. Probably helps insulation a bit and they dampen sound quite a lot too.

My carpets are fine without that

Ah... sure they are.

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
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#43 · Quote Reply

It seems to be a generational thing from what I read in Wikipedia, older people from UK and Netherlands for example didn't remove shoes but younger generations do. The US is a big mix of cultures so I'm guessing people that came here from all over some didn't remove shoes but people from other places do, and as we go more people are removing shoes because it makes sense. Also most people I know...

most people I know have switched to hard floors over carpet as well

And what does that mean for you? Does it mean you want to have shoes after switching to hard floors, or you don't want to have shoes on?

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RVGamer06 sh.itjust.works RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works
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#44 · Quote Reply

amogus carpet?

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LilB0kChoy reddthat.com LilB0kChoy@reddthat.com
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I could never wear closed shoes indoors. Gotta let the feet breathe, man, yuck!

That’s the beauty of free will. Everyone has different preferences and tastes and can apply those in their own home.

Remember, judging others doesn’t define who they are, it defines who you are.

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Krudler lemmy.world Krudler@lemmy.world
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#46 · Quote Reply

We have a carpet shampooer. It cost less than the cleaners would have charged. Gets used every other year unless we lend it to someone (then like once a year). The hard part of deep cleaning carpets is moving the furniture off it so it can dry, not the actual cleaning.

If you completely cleaned your carpet after 10 vacuums and 5 passes with the carpet shampooer.... Then removed a small square... You could take that square out outside and shake half a kilogram of filth out of it.

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yaroto98 lemmy.world yaroto98@lemmy.world
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#47 · Quote Reply

Spill more all over the rest of the carpet, then clean.

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xylol leminal.space xylol@leminal.space
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#48 · Quote Reply

most people I know have switched to hard floors over carpet as well And what does that mean for you? Does it mean you want to have shoes after switching to hard floors, or you don't want to have shoes on?

No way I'm wearing shoes when I get home, it just means its easier to keep clean than carpet

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
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#49 · Quote Reply

No way I'm wearing shoes when I get home, it just means its easier to keep clean than carpet

Ah, yeah, okay I get you 😊

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
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#50 · Quote Reply

That’s the beauty of free will. Everyone has different preferences and tastes and can apply those in their own home. Remember, judging others doesn’t define who they are, it defines who you are.

Oh yeah, for sure, I'm talking about my feet!

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blackouttripleseven lemmy.blahaj.zone blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#51 · Quote Reply

that carpet lookin kinda sus

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