Laws protect the innocent

you are innocent until proven guilty

life gets better

people aren't that stupid

you can do more as an adult

adulting is fun

Yeesh. Where do I begin? Uuuhhhh...

• "Unseen life".
• Healing crystals.
• People's whole personality is based on their "Star Sign".
• "Atmospheres" and "auras", and colours related to them.
• Homeopathy.
• Science is a doctrine. Scientists are power hungry and don't want to lose their status. They spread misinformation on purpose.
• Doctors too. Especially doctors.
• Chemtrails.
• Shadowy organisations who control everything, absolutely everything, and do all the negative things to gain the power to control absolutely everything.
• "Doing your own research" to uncover super secret things that nobody knows about.
• Other, more "special" mysterious races existed on Earth. Probably aliens or something. They had "free energy" because auras or something.
• Graham Hancock knows what he's talking about.
• David Icke knows what he's talking about.

It's probably latin for before christ. AD is supposed to be anno domini, which is year of the Lord.

Edit: looks like BC is formally "before christ", and the original latin is ACE for before christ. BCE and CE for before/common era are the new nonreligious equivalents.

The terms are bc / ad - before Christ & ad domini

Or bce/ce - before common era & common era

Who told you these?

That if I walked into a lab and didn't leave when asked I'd get a job

You're a cripple unless you're morbidly obese?

Your interpretation is along the same lines as what they meant back then, so: Yes.

There's a God, and he loves you.

My parents, and their friends. I still remember being mortified the first time I went to a movie with my new friends in collage. I got up to leave and left all my junk in the seat as usual. They were like "hey dude, what are you doing? Pick up your shit." I looked around and noticed I was the only one not taking my trash. I felt like such a loser. I picked it up immediately. But I still cringe thinking about how many people were probably judging my whole family as we walked a way from our mess at the end of each movie when I was little. A few people have tried to tell me that was just how it was done back then, and there were not garbage cans available on the way out. But I think that is probably not true.

The cigarette butt thing is even weirder to me. I don't smoke, but my mom still does. She is a super pro nature, pro environment person, but she throws cigarette butts everywhere she goes. She insists its not litter, though she would never litter anything else.

I think it might just be a combination of “clean” employment, decent pay, but perhaps most importantly the professional welders I knew were all single and spent months away at a time on jobs. I guess if your outgoings are practically zero then your wage is comparatively that much larger.

There are only five vowels

Animals don't suffer when we are cruel and violent to them. They don't have the capacity, they're just robots.

If the wind changes you'll stay like that

My wife much prefers me to have a wild beard. Unfortunately for her I prefer a moustache

A not a lie: "if you eat too many carrots you'll turn orange" I did eat too many and I did turn orange. I wonder if I only ate so many carrots to test the statement. Mum said I never believed stuff they told me

Now all you need to do is find a good diet.

Conservstive as in "back then everything was better, we should get back to that"