Perfect comeback. ;-)

Good for you, buddy ❤️

When a frog swallows food, it pulls its eyes down into the roof of its mouth because they use their eyes to help push the food down its throat. So you got that going for you now! 🐸

First lady I kissed (which was also the last lady I kissed ) had questionable hygiene and was a smoker so it was an 'experience' Ill say that ...

congratz though 🤟🏿

Probably on the lips. Could also be the feet.

Fucking finally

I don't buy it. Swift has some passion in her lyrics, but she's about as edgy and nuanced as a river rock.

Beneath the milky twilight, maybe?

Katy Perry, actually. And I don't think she writes her own lyrics.

Yeah, the curse works the opposite way for princesses as it does for princes 😮‍💨

Or down by the broken tree house?

and you liked it?

Hehe, now you got addicted too!

In a lesbian relationship who turns into the frog?

it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that "lesbian" and "lebanese" were two different words with different meanings

In the back of a Volkswagon

This is beautiful, thank you so much 😂

I sometimes wish I were young again. The thrill of experiencing new things which are important at the time, but either becomes normal or less important over time.

Congrats on the kiss. I'm sure you'll get plenty more!

Your mam doesn't count

The taste of her cherry chapstick?

Good thing it was yours then

I'm my day we would have to take it an ad in the newspaper to announce this

I look forward to your update about mashing cloacas together

Real lesbians would have gone for a Subaru

you totally kissed and told... also how steamy was this kiss? we need details

He just wanted to try it.

It was so unbelievably steamy. She had pulled me onto the dance floor at the lesbian bar we were at, and she asked me to try to maintain eye contact with her without looking away until she broke the eye contact herself (I’m autistic and generally intimidated by beautiful women, so I guess she had noticed that I struggle to look her in the eyes for very long), and she held my gaze for what felt like forever before she pulled me in close to praise me for my eye contact and then she just fully started making out with me, so much so that she pulled me into a corner of the club to get out of everyone’s way 🫠

Hahaha, im actually referencing an old vine where a big sister tells her little brother shes a lesbian (either as a joke or serious idk) and he replies "youre a lesbian? I thought you were american"

i love kissing women

ALL of it!?1!1 Save some for the rest of us, comrade!! (/s)

What's this gif from?

Heck yeah! Congestions. May many more be in your future

I don't know about that whole "normal or less important over time" thing. I've been kissing the same woman for nearly 40 years now. It's still a thrill and I do it as often as she will stand still long enough.

Now go back and kiss her again and again!

I would absolutely pay 15 bucks for that cake.

Vicarious joy. You forget it exists and you stew in this seething envy of other people's happiness and then you remember your training. Where have you been all my life, friend? To be happy not in spite of other people's happiness but because of it? What magic!

Until you forget again.

fake: OP is not a frog in a suit

gay: OP did girl kissing

I thought that was a Mallrats reference. Besides, they get the Subaru once they move in together.

The date says 2012. It would be considerably more now.

It's probably gone bad by now.

So many congestions to all involved.

Congrats girl!

Oh hell yeah! I love a good high energy lesbian bar

Weyyy! good one :p

I have a friend that uses this picture all the time. So much so that someone made the exact cake for him once.

Oh damn, you right. I wrote that when I was most of the way asleep last night.