That fucking jellicat song from Cats

Baby shark da-doo-da-doo-doo

For plausible deniability in October, Monster Mash.

This is the song that doesn't end...

Just start humming the Mr. Sandman jingle (bum bum bum) and your work is done

Banana Boat!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7M0Hx_1D8

Omg I can believe I found this first try. Been so long since I’ve thought of it Pogo

Somewhat deeper cut: Rafi - Bathtime. Just try not to hum along once you've heard it once!

OH IVE GOT A MOUTHFUL OF CRAAAAABS

I'm Dancing In The Show Tonight

Popcorn

Danny Go is so weird because it sets off all of my kids slop sensors but it's actually pretty decent. Gets the kids moving, it's generally fine content wise, doesn't overdo the cuts between shots or have too much going on on screen to destroy the kids' attention span, but my gosh its stylized like so many slop channels I have to double-take every time

Tub Ring did a cover of Prisencolinensinainciusol that's pretty awesome.

Father Goose - Jig Jog Gee

Yeah it rubbed me that way at first for sure. Ive come around, though. From what i understand they started it for their son, who recently passed.

The "hyper" videos drive me nuts but hey, can't really fault them for finding a way to make money off the same thing twice I suppose.

If you thought the Gotye version was catchy, the ska-punk cover of Somebody by Half Past Two is even more so. Listen to it at your own peril.

I'VE SEEN THINGS, I'VE SEEN THEM WITH MY EYES
I'VE SEEN THINGS, THEY'RE OFTEN IN DISGUISE...

Played a TTRPG game where we fought an ear worm, this was it’s theme song

Did someone already mention the Kars for Kids jingle? (Sorry, everybody.)

someBAWdee

Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye. It took me years to get rid of it. I am in danger simply talking about it here.

…goddammit

we gonna rock on to…

Carrots handbags cheese

My go to is the song that doesn’t end from lamb chops.

https://youtu.be/1_47KVJV8DU

My immediate supervisor at work knows how bad I get earworms, and does Baby Shark whenever I annoy him. It's in there now, thanks to this.

https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q

Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke (Beware Of The Boys)

Lambchop - the song that never ends

LOL. Sucke....

Crap.

It's 'Eheu!' and it means some variation of 'Oh no' or 'Alas' or even 'Oh shit!' in Latin.

What's a good song to play that I can't get stuck in her head?

That's very nice of you, that you don't want it to stick.

Not sure they're good ones though, but having a daughter who loves singing, the recent ones are a few ones from kpop demon hunters and popular from Wicked. But really any song will stick if you just keep singing it incessantly...

Someone mentioned pogo, so I'll add that my wife and myself had this one stuck for ages, even if it's not your typical kind of song. https://youtu.be/a4NCnH7RPZY

The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy - Tom Cardy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7W4dAvZmQc

The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me - a Lego Stop Motion Music Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgN4KaBqm6c

When the Party Don’t Stop (But You Wish It Would) - Key & Peele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42hLntSxUeM

インク切れ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCmc5FvZh5s

that has genuine qualities to it. Banana phone is demon spawn made of pure crap.

fart in the duck

https://youtu.be/q62_DOol380

Can’t believe nobody proposed Dr Jean’s Banana Song yet. It got stuck in my ears for months when I first heard it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmr_TZLpS0

Baby shark do do do-do

Pretty much anything by Elton John, especially Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.

It'll drive you mad

Putting on the ritz

Mmbop

Hold me closer Tony Danza...

We too belong but i a waddle

I got as far as "milkshake" and instantly continued on to

...brings all the boys to the yard

Thanks. 😭

Beep Bap bap babab boop. Bap bap babab boop.

Do Your Balls Hang Low - Iris & Rose

I should have looked up the lyrics, but eheu, I did not.

Caramba - Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot
Be aware this is not a regular earworm, this is a nuclear option. I don't know when I first heard this but every so often it climbs back from the deep, deep hole in my memories I have thrown it down and assaults me at 3am.

I still get Suck My Dog's Dick stuck in my head regularly, mostly when my boss is micromanaging lmao.

"Suck a racehorse's bootyhole, suck a snow leopard's ass, suck a constipated ghost's dick.."

Absolute lyrical genius.

Banana phone

I first saw Walk Off the Earth play it in a single guitar in one take

A phone with a peel! 🍌 📞

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…

The ending of Lamb Chop's Play-Along. That has cursed me for 30+ years.