Well, it’s a rich person’s paradise these days. Not much point in going, anyways.

confused it with FLAMENCO.

its las vegas,

Yes, that was the joke.

Ah well, he made an honest mistake, bless his soul

Over the course of my entire life, I've never heard of a flamingo casino.

Good on you for your specialized trivia knowledge.

Peachy is just peachy.

Not the flamingo!

Ok up until this comment I thought they were talking about a plastic flamingo and I didn't see what the big deal was.

A real flamingo huh.

The flamingo is connected with the mob.

"You don't like to lose money on our slots? Well how about if I put flamingos? Everyone likes flamingos!"

"Why does a casino have flamingos?"

"It's a flamingo themed casino!"

"Why is there a flamingo themed casino?"

"Because of the flamingos."

You sure put those clues together, Sherlock!

"He once rescued an abandoned llama and six ducks."

From the Grand Llama and Six Ducks casinos, respectively.

Half a point for Gryffindor.

Don't spend money on anything else.

Peachy would be doing better if they weren't stuck in a casino as an attraction

It's grotesque how animals are treated as novelties in 'Murica, and especially Vegas

That place is beyond revolting

Am from New Zealand

30 is totally doable, and then some

Especially weak 'Murican beers

It takes a hell of a lot to die from alcohol poisoning

It's actually quite difficult to do, and impossible with beer because you'd have to consume such a huge volume of liquid that you would be vomiting it up before it could be absorbed into your blood stream

That makes some sense, didn't think of this. I don't usually visit multiple places to get drunk

Nothing is free in Vegas. You get drinks when you are ID'd as a sucker .

Umberto Ecco wrote a book about how Americans uniquely crave second best. Travels in Hyperreality. They make fake versions of international attractions locally instead of visiting the real thing because they might catch socialism.

I.e. the Parisian fake Eiffel Tower, the Bellagio fake Italian foundations.

a 34-year-old tourist from Ontario, Canada

Canadian Randy Marsh.

This chud was convicted. If he had done this to a Canada goose he would have had Wayne to deal with and I suggest you let that marinate.

4% is the lower end even for macrobrews. Budlight is the lighetest mass produced brew and that's ~4.2%, but the standard set you'll find at most generic bars (corona / budweiser / blue moon / lagunitas) at 4.5% / 5% / 5.4% / 6.2% and there are some common brands in the 8%+ range. It's a weird narrative that American beers are all light, it's like people think we ONLY drink bud light when in reality the majority of beer drank by Americans are non-light.

Once you get into the 10%+ range you're not really drinking a "chill and watch the game" type drink anyways. And as you conclude, there are more efficient ways to get there than drinking a 14% lagar.

A person can only drink about 3L of liquid per day.

So unless each beer was 100ml -> less than a standard beer can, this bullshit on the physics alone. And everyone here claiming "30 is totally doable, and then some" while ignoring the sheer volume is making themselves look like an idiot. And that's before you consider the effect of the beers from 6am being long gone by the time you're drinking your 12pm beer. Maybe if you're drinking teeny tiny beers..