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erotador lemmy.blahaj.zone erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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transcription: me: being my unhinged messy self. guys online: this has to be a dude in disguise

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its_kim_love lemmy.blahaj.zone its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-10-14
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NathanRanch lemmy.zip NathanRanch@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-07-30
#3 · Quote Reply

People like this need some kindof dogpark equivalent. They check your phone for lemmy, then they let you in.

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velma sh.itjust.works velma@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-05-07
#4 · Quote Reply

They throw that accusation at most women online.

There were so many accusations lobbed at Violet for example.

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jdr lemmy.ml jdr@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-07-28
#5 · Quote Reply

How do you know they're guys?

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lath lemmy.world lath@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-22
#6 · Quote Reply

That too is a form of friendzoning. Dudezoning even.

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furry toaster lemmy.blahaj.zone protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-04
#7 · Quote Reply

whefe do I find it to wtach it with my oomfiez

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TotallynotJessica Moderator TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-10-30
#8 · Quote Reply

How do you know they're guys?

It's part of their assumption is that everyone else is like them. It's the same for ethnicity in my experience; everyone assumes you're white by default and get surprised when you aren't.

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apotheotic (she/her) beehaw.org apotheotic@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-07-11
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They throw that accusation at most women online. There were so many accusations lobbed at Violet for example.

Violet?

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its_kim_love lemmy.blahaj.zone its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-10-14
#10 · Quote Reply

whefe do I find it to wtach it with my oomfiez

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Gil, The Shitposter Of Ages lemmy.dbzer0.com grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-11-26
#11 · (edited) Quote Reply

everyone knows girls aren't real.... after all, its just an acronym:

(g)uy
(i)n
(r)eal
(l)ife

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tacosanonymous lemmy.blahaj.zone tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-07-31
#12 · Quote Reply

How do you know they're guys?

It’s literally one of the rules of the internet.

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RedSnt β™ΎοΈπŸ¦‹β™‚οΈπŸ‘“πŸ–₯️🐧 feddit.dk RedSnt@feddit.dk
Joined: 2023-06-18
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

You could always try trolling NGE fans by saying shit like "That's like a poor person's RahXephon, right?"

EDIT: Also, now I gotta listen to some peak Maaya Sakamoto.

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Chakravanti multiverse.soulism.net Chakravanti@multiverse.soulism.net
Joined: 2026-07-13
#14 · Quote Reply

everyone knows girls aren't real.... after all, its just an acronym: (g)uy (i)n (r)eal (l)ife

You forgot the (s)ly.

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its_kim_love lemmy.blahaj.zone its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-10-14
#15 · Quote Reply

You could always try trolling NGE fans by saying shit like "That's like a poor person's RahXephon, right?" EDIT: Also, now I gotta listen to some peak Maaya Sakamoto.

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πŸ‰ DrRedOctopus πŸ™πŸ‰ lemmy.world IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
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guys think they are edgy and unhinged. they are so vanilla compared to the most girls with a diagnosis

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GreenCrunch piefed.blahaj.zone GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-08-08
#17 · Quote Reply

Violet?

Lemmy's serial hornyposter of a bygone age (a few months ago).

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0ops piefed.zip 0ops@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-07-07
#18 · Quote Reply

Damn that's messed up

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InternetCitizen2 lemmy.world InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#19 · Quote Reply

Lemmy's serial hornyposter of a bygone age (a few months ago).

Quality posts too

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nutbutter discuss.tchncs.de nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-11
#20 · Quote Reply

Why are you unhinged? You can buy hinges for like $2 a piece.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#21 · Quote Reply

Why are you unhinged? You can buy hinges for like $2 a piece.

Those hinges suck. I need a $50 hinge that also does my dishes

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#22 · (edited) Quote Reply

You forgot the (s)ly.

(g)uy
(i)n
(r)eal
(l)ife
fart(s)

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Chakravanti multiverse.soulism.net Chakravanti@multiverse.soulism.net
Joined: 2026-07-13
#23 · Quote Reply

(g)uy (i)n (r)eal (l)ife fart(s)

Yeah, but you ain't heard my wife's! It's like a Trumpet.

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UltraGiGaGigantic lemmy.ml UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-08-23
#24 · Quote Reply

Based

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KuroiKaze lemmy.world KuroiKaze@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-05
#25 · Quote Reply

It is pretty much garbage but people want it to mean something

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apotheotic (she/her) beehaw.org apotheotic@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-07-11
#26 · Quote Reply

Lemmy's serial hornyposter of a bygone age (a few months ago).

Oh huh I must have been less active around then

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DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it] lemmy.ml DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-02
#27 · Quote Reply

Oh huh I must have been less active around then

she was mostly on lemmy.world, pretty sure y'all are defederated from them

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atopi piefed.blahaj.zone atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-07-19
#28 · Quote Reply

Why are you unhinged? You can buy hinges for like $2 a piece.

That is over 7 loaves of breads worth

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor piefed.social AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-08
#29 · Quote Reply

Assuming other people gender/sex online is so dumb.

Are you really offended because this person who said was a woman is a man? Why? Mate, this other person is probably a country or 10 away from you; and given your bigotry in this matter, I'd assume your views of the world are so narrow that you probably think leaving your town is already "seeing the world", imagine leaving your own country... Do you really thought you could fuck her if she really was a woman in these circumstances? Because let's be honest, that is all what's this about; you are angry because a potential partner turned out to be "a competitor".

And if it's not that, then the situation is even dumber because why the hell do you care in the first place?

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TotallynotJessica Moderator TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-10-30
#30 · (edited) Quote Reply

Assuming other people gender/sex online is so dumb. Are you really offended because this person who said was a woman is a man? Why? Mate, this other person is probably a country or 10 away from you; and given your bigotry in this matter, I'd assume your views of the world are so narrow that you probably think leaving your town is already "seeing the world", imagine leaving your own country... D...

who says a woman can't be a competitor?

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor piefed.social AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-08
#31 · Quote Reply

who says a woman can't be a competitor?

Not me, that's certain. But you know, the kind of mindset that goes through this, the "manosphere"... I don't think they consider women competitors even if they are lesbian. Never heard that "a lesbian is only so because she never tried a good dick"? Hence, if any, they see a lesbian woman as a prey to "convert".

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand lemmy.ca Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
#32 · Quote Reply

It is pretty much garbage but people want it to mean something

I don't care if it's supposed to mean anything. If a creator lost their mind making it, it's art. That's just logic.

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CultLeader4Hire lemmy.world CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-28
#33 · Quote Reply

I’m cis and I get this, I’ll play with people for months or even years then one day we hop into voice chat and they are shocked I’m not a dude. Guys are stupid a lot of the time and try to put women into a tiny little box of approved things we can do say or be and anyone outside of that box is considered a failed woman, aka a dude.

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caseyweederman lemmy.ca caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-08-30
#34 · Quote Reply

You could always try trolling NGE fans by saying shit like "That's like a poor person's RahXephon, right?" EDIT: Also, now I gotta listen to some peak Maaya Sakamoto.

Neither of them could stick the landing

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ParadoxSeahorse lemmy.world ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#35 · Quote Reply

They throw that accusation at most women online. There were so many accusations lobbed at Violet for example.

I’m not her biggest fan, but I get on quite badly with thirsty straight women irl

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ParadoxSeahorse lemmy.world ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#36 · Quote Reply

guys think they are edgy and unhinged. they are so vanilla compared to the most girls with a diagnosis

Ahahaha put them in a lesbian fight

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velma sh.itjust.works velma@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-05-07
#37 · Quote Reply

I’m not her biggest fan, but I get on quite badly with thirsty straight women irl

Most people don't get along with thirsty people irl.

The fun part about the internet is that you don't have to engage with the thirsty straight women to accuse them of being men. You can just....walk away.

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πŸ‰ DrRedOctopus πŸ™πŸ‰ lemmy.world IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
#38 · Quote Reply

Ahahaha put them in a lesbian fight

yhea "fight" ,,, they are already making out

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ParadoxSeahorse lemmy.world ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#39 · Quote Reply

yhea "fight" ,,, they are already making out

In my experience it’s months of losing your sanity and will to live, but I like the sound of that better :)

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πŸ‰ DrRedOctopus πŸ™πŸ‰ lemmy.world IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
#40 · Quote Reply

In my experience it’s months of losing your sanity and will to live, but I like the sound of that better :)

In my experience this might help πŸͺπŸ₯›

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VeganCheesecake lemmy.blahaj.zone VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-03-11
#41 · Quote Reply

Lemmy's serial hornyposter of a bygone age (a few months ago).

Didn't she return just now?

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GreenCrunch piefed.blahaj.zone GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-08-08
#42 · Quote Reply

Didn't she return just now?

Oh, it appears to be so.

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