South America, Colored

Vance is a proxy for Thiel

Gulf of America, lake America, new America? Just how uncreative is this motherfucker?

Death took Dolly before him.

"Regressives." Don't be associating subs with that trash.

Rich Port (depending on whether the US forces them to secede or not)

Mexico made a power move naming itself, knowing New Mexico already existed. "They might be 'new' but we're the og."

We need a new one because he fucked up regular America?

Saint Frank, Saint Doug, Saint Monica, I Found it!, Sacrament, ...

I can't wait for Colorado to just be called Red !

New York goes to... Better York? York Superior?

Saint James (Diego)

Saint Joseph (Jose)

Saint Francis (Francisco)

Saint Monica

Saint Erica

Saint Rita

Saint Tina

Saint Sandra

Saint Mary

Saint Jessica

Saint You Makes Me Your Man

Vance has no charisma and he knows it. He is an empty vessel made by Peter Thiel and others.

Trump is a freak. People who like him are weirdos. Enough said.

I cannot wait until this fucker is gone. The arrowhead of American failure was carved by people like Donald Trump.

Everything is about saying he named it. Dude wants to claim he created God.

mar-a-lago => mer-a-merica!

"Red Stick"

And most countries don't have a police force more heavily armed than a small country's military.

Dude will talk about ANYTHING except the Epstein files.

He only has room in his head for like 10 words at a time. That's why he thinks remembering 5 in cognitive tests is a huge victory. It takes half his brain! And the other half is "America" "golf" "China" and "besty Putin."

Parody becomes news surprisingly fast these days

"New America" doesn't even make sense. It is IN America, you dolt!

"Super York" if there is any consistency at all to his renaming mania.

Anyone who supports him to the end should have a permanent black mark against them. Treat them like this regime treats ICC judges. No government jobs or funding, no executive level positions, no top secret clearance, nothing that requires some level of trust. That's my compromise.

Shhh... he doesn't know New York was named after York.

He'll say he likes the music of Henry Churches and King's Wool as well as being a fan of movies featuring Tony Flags

The shortage of lube. Trump used it all for preparing America's behind for Putin.

Reigning capital of Super Earth!

New America

trump files

Let’s try Nuevo Mexico and tell him it means new America

Somewhere I could actually be proud to be an American? Nice.

Decades of no accountability and poor hiring practices have made the police thugs against their citizen peers. Funded by the have nots, while protecting the haves and themselves.

He’s gonna have to fight Keith Richards on that one

Stealing the election

Yep

Saw a map earlier with Albuquerque renamed Charliequerque lol

Stop these ideas. America means the whole continent not USA. Trump just does not get what he is saying.

most presidents are affected by stress because they're actually doing the fucking job, not just alternating pep rallies and golf

Wasn't this just an Onion article like a couple months ago, and now it's on Nottheonion?

He's saying exactly what he means. The entire continent is his.

Remember when we dismissed one of, if not the most, progressive president in our lifetime because he was old and "senile"?

And traded him out for whatever the rapist fuck this is.

One guy did, but he didn't practice enough first.

Yes, please do it. From Mexico we are gonna try to stop calling this continent America. Maybe Abya Yala fits just right.

💀

Florida could use a change.

Fucking over Ukraine.

The ignorance in America is too vast to describe without sounding like hyperbole.

Said something about Trump's dementia to a good friend last week, "Yeah, but Biden was pretty bad too wasn't he?"

There are exactly two people on my street that understand current events, both old black folks. My young black friend (above) and the white people of all ages are clueless. My Asian wife only knows about Trump through me and her friends and family back home who now hate him over gas prices. (See chart)

There's a monster chunk of our population that votes on vibes and how their personal life is going. Trump's 30% approval? That's not MAGA, that's the politically disconnected.

/rant

Mexico Especial

At some point he was told patriotism or some like thing polls well and his dementia addled brain locked onto it. On some level he understands he's dying, wants to leave his mark and can't get away with naming everything Trump as he's done his whole life, so "America" it is.