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prettybunnys piefed.social prettybunnys@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-10
#52 · Quote Reply

Can't look on the edges because the coastline is infinitely long.

Plus it’s not like they’d be using the lifeboats on land

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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-12-31
#53 · Quote Reply

Alright, so this crew of treasure hunters wants to find this thing called The Heart of the Ocean, which is an enormous blue jewel that belonged to this lady named Rose, who was on the Titanic when it sank. They look at the Titanic and find a nude drawing of a slimthick redhead wearing it, and they show it on the news (you could do that in the 90s). Turns out Rose is still alive, actually, and t...

Best synopsis I've ever read

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sepi piefed.social sepi@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-01-27
#54 · Quote Reply

badass

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JustPlainDave lemmy.zip JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-09-09
#55 · Quote Reply

I swear, nobody who shares this meme has never seen that movie.

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Slovene85 sh.itjust.works Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-03-14
#56 · Quote Reply

I have never seen the film, yet I know the entire plot after years of "secondary exposure". God I hate this movie, only death will save me

Like others have said, it's really good. And it gave us one of the best songs ever:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3QAqZQYLIQ

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#57 · Quote Reply

I swear, nobody who shares this meme has never seen that movie.

why would i watch Sea Avatar?

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heartSagan5 lemmy.zip heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-27
#58 · Quote Reply

I swear, nobody who shares this meme has never seen that movie.

What did you infer of “on God’s good graces?”

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heartSagan5 lemmy.zip heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-27
#59 · (edited) Quote Reply

I have never seen the film, yet I know the entire plot after years of "secondary exposure". God I hate this movie, only death will save me

You may as well remedy never watching it just to slake whatever hypotheticals you have of it. I, personally, find it well made, though, yes - the Rose-Jack story is totally made up. But would you watch it without any similar story?

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gwl [he/him] lemmy.blahaj.zone gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-10-16
#60 · (edited) Quote Reply

People survived in crazy places for crazy amounts of time: https://www.boatnews.com/story/44082/how-did-malagasy-slaves-survive-15-years-on-the-island-of-tromelin

But this was 60 years, she's supposed to have been the last living survivor in the canon, and only cause she was so young when it happened (20 years old in-canon, 100 years old in the finale scene)

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DamoclesDurden sh.itjust.works DamoclesDurden@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-07-09
#61 · Quote Reply

Yeah, that has a name you know. It's called graverobbing. They cared only about a diamond rather than the history and people who died on the Titanic. They never deserved to have that it in the first place.

It wasn’t “grave robbing” since a living person always had it. “Grave teasing” maybe.

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DamoclesDurden sh.itjust.works DamoclesDurden@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-07-09
#62 · Quote Reply

Broke: Inception is the sequel to Titanic Woke: All Leonardo DiCaprio films take place in a single, internally consistent Dicapriverse.

Even “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape”?

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ExLisper lemmy.curiana.net ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
Joined: 2025-03-22
#63 · Quote Reply

But this was 60 years, she's supposed to have been the last living survivor in the canon, and only cause she was so young when it happened (20 years old in-canon, 100 years old in the finale scene)

If you read about Tromelin island one of the rescued people was a baby. Survivors can have kids...

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gwl [he/him] lemmy.blahaj.zone gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-10-16
#64 · Quote Reply

If you read about Tromelin island one of the rescued people was a baby. Survivors can have kids...

Cool, but I'm literally stating the facts of the lore

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gwl [he/him] lemmy.blahaj.zone gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-10-16
#65 · (edited) Quote Reply

Unfun fact: the villain is named after the full legal name of a real person

This person is often stated to have been heroic, and he died whilst trying to help women and children onto lifeboats

The family tried to sue for defamation and lost

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NeatNit discuss.tchncs.de NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2024-01-05
#66 · Quote Reply

Unfun fact: the villain is named after the full legal name of a real person This person is often stated to have been heroic, and he died whilst trying to help women and children onto lifeboats The family tried to sue for defamation and lost

Source? I spent a few minutes searching and came up short.

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gwl [he/him] lemmy.blahaj.zone gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-10-16
#67 · (edited) Quote Reply

Source? I spent a few minutes searching and came up short.

Ah I was wrong on the guy, was a tertiary villain, a ship guard who ignored all warnings cause "THE SHIP IS UNSINKABLE", and who was corrupt and accepted bribes

https://screenrant.com/titanic-movie-murdoch-real-life-family-upset-reason/

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SippyCup lemmy.world SippyCup@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-26
#68 · Quote Reply

I swear, nobody who shares this meme has never seen that movie.

That movie is so old the lead actor would refuse to date it.

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JustPlainDave lemmy.zip JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-09-09
#69 · Quote Reply

That movie is so old the lead actor would refuse to date it.

I suspect you're right in his preferred age range.

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Smoogs lemmy.world Smoogs@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#70 · Quote Reply

Alright, so this crew of treasure hunters wants to find this thing called The Heart of the Ocean, which is an enormous blue jewel that belonged to this lady named Rose, who was on the Titanic when it sank. They look at the Titanic and find a nude drawing of a slimthick redhead wearing it, and they show it on the news (you could do that in the 90s). Turns out Rose is still alive, actually, and t...

This is better than the movie. Liked the imagery of the boat being driven like it's Mario kart. That's my favorite part.

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Smoogs lemmy.world Smoogs@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#71 · Quote Reply

Alright, so this crew of treasure hunters wants to find this thing called The Heart of the Ocean, which is an enormous blue jewel that belonged to this lady named Rose, who was on the Titanic when it sank. They look at the Titanic and find a nude drawing of a slimthick redhead wearing it, and they show it on the news (you could do that in the 90s). Turns out Rose is still alive, actually, and t...

Somedays I really really love the internet. Like today. This.

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Sidyctism II. discuss.tchncs.de Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2024-04-14
#72 · Quote Reply

Alright, so this crew of treasure hunters wants to find this thing called The Heart of the Ocean, which is an enormous blue jewel that belonged to this lady named Rose, who was on the Titanic when it sank. They look at the Titanic and find a nude drawing of a slimthick redhead wearing it, and they show it on the news (you could do that in the 90s). Turns out Rose is still alive, actually, and t...

I need an audio version of this to fall asleep to. Pretty please

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