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blibla
slrpnk.net
blibla@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-09-12 |
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Freeposity
lemmy.world
Freeposity@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-04-27 |
two finyallys! |
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static09
piefed.world
static09@piefed.world Joined: 2025-08-23 |
two finyallys!
Private Key Solved: nya |
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meat
lemmy.blahaj.zone
meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2026-08-07 |
Does this mean no one tried a sequential brute force attack on these systems? |
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Logi
lemmy.world
logi@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-08 |
Never. That's not even an RSA prime. It would always be either 3 or 5. |
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[object Object]
lemmy.ca
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-20 |
Does this mean no one tried a sequential brute force attack on these systems?
Someone probably did. They probably didn’t share that. |
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DrakeAlbrecht
lemmy.world
DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-01-26 |
Someone must have used getRandomNumber(). |
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ferret
sh.itjust.works
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-18 |
Does this mean no one tried a sequential brute force attack on these systems?
That’s likely how they were found by the original reporter |
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rizzothesmall
sh.itjust.works
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-22 |
"Now?" |
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degen
midwest.social
degen@midwest.social Joined: 2023-06-15 |
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blibla
slrpnk.net
blibla@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-09-12 |
Someone must have used getRandomNumber().
hey now! 4 is just as random as 29833638292F9373638292926262141414331252526283994040218 is |
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WesternInfidels
feddit.online
WesternInfidels@feddit.online Joined: 2026-01-29 |
Does this mean no one tried a sequential brute force attack on these systems?
It means that some people are trying that -- now. |
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tetris11
feddit.uk
tetris11@feddit.ukJoined: 2025-02-17 |
"Now?" "Now," said Deep Thought. They both licked their dry lips. "Though I don't think," added Deep Thought. "that you're going to like it." "Doesn't matter!" said Phouchg. "We must know it! Now!" "Now?" inquired Deep Thought. "Yes! Now..." "All right," said the computer, and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable. "You're really not going to like it," obs...
W-H-A-T D-O Y-O-U G-E-T I-F Y-O-U M-U-L-T-I-P-L-Y S-I-X B-Y N-I-N-E |
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OliMoli2137
piefed.social
OliMoli2137@piefed.social Joined: 2026-03-19 |
Never. That's not even an RSA prime. It would always be either 3 or 5.
whooosh |
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Klear
piefed.world
Klear@piefed.world Joined: 2026-05-14 |
hey now! 4 is just as random as 29833638292F9373638292926262141414331252526283994040218 is
Lol. So random xd |
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blibla
slrpnk.net
blibla@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-09-12 |
W-H-A-T D-O Y-O-U G-E-T I-F Y-O-U M-U-L-T-I-P-L-Y S-I-X B-Y N-I-N-E
doesn't quite catch it |
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ramble81
lemmy.zip
ramble81@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-08 |
hey now! 4 is just as random as 29833638292F9373638292926262141414331252526283994040218 is
For one value, yes…. But for 8 different keys having stupidly low numbers? They either had a seriously faulty RNG, or more likely were hand creating the keys. |
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refalo
programming.dev
refalo@programming.dev Joined: 2024-04-13 |
Someone probably did. They probably didn’t share that.
Thankfully modern browsers use Certificate Transparency, and there's no indication that any compromised certs were actually used publicly. However, there are many devices that use TLS which are not browsers, and those devices could in theory be selectively targeted with an evil cert without alerting the public CT servers. |
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halcyoncmdr
piefed.social
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
For one value, yes…. But for 8 different keys having stupidly low numbers? They either had a seriously faulty RNG, or more likely were hand creating the keys.
And the only reason to make a key that short is if you were trying to give them to someone who shouldn't have them, and needed to avoid any sort of digital trail, even copy and paste... so you would obviously just memorize them. Memorizing a bunch of 384 bit keys is basically impossible... But memorizing a couple dozen numbers? Child's play. |
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halcyoncmdr
piefed.social
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
Does this mean no one tried a sequential brute force attack on these systems?
Probably not, until now. A sequential brute force on a 384 bit key would take forever given how random they are. There's no reason to even try it. Well, there wasn't a reason to try it before. |
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PattyMcB
lemmy.world
PattyMcB@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-12 |
The answer to life, the universe and everything... |
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PattyMcB
lemmy.world
PattyMcB@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-12 |
And the only reason to make a key that short is if you were trying to give them to someone who shouldn't have them, and needed to avoid any sort of digital trail, even copy and paste... so you would obviously just memorize them. Memorizing a bunch of 384 bit keys is basically impossible... But memorizing a couple dozen numbers? Child's play.
You underestimate the power of laziness and incompetence, I think |
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halcyoncmdr
piefed.social
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
You underestimate the power of laziness and incompetence, I think
Considering keys like this are usually copied and pasted anywhere they might need to be manually entered... There is zero reason to make them small enough to be human-readable, unless that's your actual intended use. |
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PattyMcB
lemmy.world
PattyMcB@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-12 |
Considering keys like this are usually copied and pasted anywhere they might need to be manually entered... There is zero reason to make them small enough to be human-readable, unless that's your actual intended use.
"I need a 384-bit key... I have no idea how to generate one... oh, screw it... 4" |
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halcyoncmdr
piefed.social
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
"I need a 384-bit key... I have no idea how to generate one... oh, screw it... 4"
Anyone in a position where they are responsible for generating a root key for a certificate authority, 100% knows how to generate a key in their sleep. The only explanation is that it was made easy intentionally, not lazily. |
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heartSagan5
lemmy.zip
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-05-27 |
It’s probably already cracked by NSA or something. |
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Logi
lemmy.world
logi@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-08 |
whooosh
Huh, you responded to my message 3 hours after I deleted it. Not because whoosh, I'm well aware of your stupid meme, but because it wasn't a proper use of an RSA prime. |
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OliMoli2137
piefed.social
OliMoli2137@piefed.social Joined: 2026-03-19 |
Huh, you responded to my message 3 hours after I deleted it. Not because whoosh, I'm well aware of your stupid meme, but because it wasn't a proper use of an RSA prime.
hmm for me your message is still visible |
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bampop
lemmy.world
bampop@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-12 |
It’s probably already cracked by NSA or something.
Yeah, you can be sure a few agencies have been quietly exploiting this for years |
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testaccount372920
piefed.zip
testaccount372920@piefed.zip Joined: 2026-01-26 |
Yeah, you can be sure a few agencies have been quietly exploiting this for years
I wouldn't be surprised if the agencies set it up. Although tbf, they probably would've done something more sophisticated. |
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ChaoticNeutralCzech
feddit.org
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-06-23 |
hey now! 4 is just as random as 29833638292F9373638292926262141414331252526283994040218 is
I'm willing to sacrifice about 10 % of the range by re-rolling if the number generated has too low/high value or low entropy (for example if its GZ compression is shorter than original). The range should taper off too, for instance if 2¹²³+1 is the technically lowest number possible, it should still have a 99% chance for a re-roll, so there's no "hard" lowest possible number. I don't want to be in the "front line". Of course, here the RNG was clearly compromised. |
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Fmstrat
lemmy.world
Fmstrat@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-04-27 |
hmm for me your message is still visible
Glories of federation. It doesn't always work. |
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Corn
lemmy.ml
Corn@lemmy.ml Joined: 2024-12-25 |
And the only reason to make a key that short is if you were trying to give them to someone who shouldn't have them, and needed to avoid any sort of digital trail, even copy and paste... so you would obviously just memorize them. Memorizing a bunch of 384 bit keys is basically impossible... But memorizing a couple dozen numbers? Child's play.
If that's what they needed, just remember an equation that turns easily remembered numbers into a 384 bit key. |
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itisileclerk
lemmy.world
itisileclerk@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-25 |
Could be 42, you never know. |
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Ricky Rigatoni
piefed.zip
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zipJoined: 2026-02-14 |
Bro knows we been had them for a while now, right? |
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HereIAm
lemmy.world
HereIAm@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-19 |
finally built a quantum computer Bro knows we been had them for a while now, right?
We haven't built any with that purpose yet. |
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HereIAm
lemmy.world
HereIAm@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-19 |
It’s probably already cracked by NSA or something.
Don't need it cracked today if you can store all the encrypted data in the world existing now, waiting for the day cracking it becomes feasible. It might be a bit outdated, but boy would the AI companies still over that training set. |
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Scrollone
lemmy.zip
Scrollone@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-10-12 |
Don't need it cracked today if you can store all the encrypted data in the world existing now, waiting for the day cracking it becomes feasible. It might be a bit outdated, but boy would the AI companies still over that training set.
So that's why hard disks are so expensive now... |
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HereIAm
lemmy.world
HereIAm@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-19 |
So that's why hard disks are so expensive now...
I don't know what the state of it is today, but one if the things that Snowden's leaks showed was that NSA was/is hording massive amounts if yet unencrypted data. So it's been going on for a while. |
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Logi
lemmy.world
logi@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-08 |
hmm for me your message is still visible
Joy. Maybe I deleted it too quickly and it got delivered out of order to your instance. Or 🤷♂️ |
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OpenStars
discuss.online
OpenStars@discuss.onlineJoined: 2023-12-31 |
The answer to life, the universe and everything...
Well, the first half of the answer anyway... |
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KairuByte
lemmy.dbzer0.com
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2023-08-09 |
Joy. Maybe I deleted it too quickly and it got delivered out of order to your instance. Or 🤷♂️
Federation doesn’t always propagate out deletions for some reason. |
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