Imagine trying to

• sit down, too
• fast, and
• Too spread, while
• unlubed, sitting on
• a grippy surface, like an - exercise ball

Is this a throwaway account of @SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.blahaj.zone ?😏

I think anytime you end up actually sitting on your butthole, something has already gone wrong.

if you mean a prolapsed butthole, or hemmaroided one, you need medical attention.

Yes. You can do the same with your vagina and/or labia.

Source: unfortunate and uncomfortable personal experiences :(

Actually, I have some experience with this. You may think I was drunk at the time, but I wasn’t. I was home alone at night (hubby left darts), and after taking a shower I sort of stumbled into the living room, and sat down hard on a chair. For some reason, somebody had left a lightbulb on the seat. You can imagine the embarrassment I had to go through: spending the entire evening in a hospital with my bum in the air and the entire medical staff taking pictures. It took them ages and a special glue to extract the damn thing.

Yeah because a butthole is an innie, not an outie nor an onnie.

Don't judge me!

No i think i mean like if you sit on it wrong and it accidentally stretches too much/too flat andor the surface is too grippy while your hole is not lubed up or something

This canNOT be real 🥴

C'mon, lets just concede you were merely having a fun+quiet self-loveing night in before you learned the meaning of "flared objects only"

🤣 I cant. Even...

Balls are the male equivalent, surprisingly deadly quick sitting down hazard ya

I think I flatten my butthole on a regular basis. Anyway, I was going to refer you to no stupid questions and perfect, here you are.

I updooted, I love it.

K fr tho, what do you actually say, like just generally?

Like, do you let them know u aint buying their bullshit or do you GoodCop it?

The dildo one have to be next-level denial. Like, u caught bro, its natural part of being male, dont worry fam u good"

Just make sure it has a flare wider than your hole so it doesnt get u all jammed up

How many asshole swallowers do you deal with monthly btw if thats safe to share ☕️🫖💅

My god, thats horrifying. What was the biggest found object?

You had me up to “embarrassment”. ROFL. Thanks for that. I accidentally fell on a shampoo bottle and it got stuck in my butt. Sure thing.