"..and then she went all South America on me!"

when the people flirting with me are so far away 😭️

Before French Guiana?

Netflix and Chile

Would you love me even if I was a worm Simón José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad Bolívar Palacios Ponte y Blanco

Same brother/sister

Sí, amorcito

i'm a dragon! /positive

OMG I can't Bolivia're into me

The intended image suprised pikachu, wasn't it.

edit: oh hey gonzako

oh you're so ecuadorable.

Get over here girl I'm about to get South America on that ass.

While you can get the attention of the FBI by sending picture of your self while under age, this method is slightly different and works with the CIA instead.

real

LOL

"Can I interest you with some fascinating GEOGRAPHY NERDERY?"

True true we are all south america in that scenario.

Dragons don't have brothers and sisters?

I'm not a brother or a sister

I read this as Flirt -> Get with flirted with -> SA (Sexual assault)

I was was like "wow that escalated fast"

Hey there, step-uruguay

Triple commas,,,?

what's a dragon

Sibling, then!

Yeah I changed my Tinder to different south American countries for the lulz when I had it and... Realised two things: 1) I'd do so much better over there 2) many of them probably just think I have money because I'm white so I'm not sure they actually liked me. I just got tons of matches.

Big flying reptile that tends to have sentience.

Pattern matching brain goes brr

That's (Brazil) nuts!

Good one