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Zak lemmy.world Zak@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-11
#252 · Quote Reply

Unless they operate on different physics than our universe currently does, there's no way around it. Energy is energy, it's the currency of the universe.

Unless they operate on different physics than our universe currently does

It's Star Trek. Of course it does.

In this case, it's a fictional particle doing the heavy lifting. Explanations of exactly what it's supposed to do seem to be inconsistent (it's Star Trek), but at lower energy levels, it does electromagnetic stuff (including stunning living creatures), at medium energy levels, it does thermal stuff, and at high energy levels, it messes with the strong nuclear force.

Disintegrating something by messing with the strong nuclear force would probably have harmful effects on anything nearby, which is not addressed because it's Star Trek.

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Couldbealeotard lemmy.world Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#253 · Quote Reply

*Okay, you know what? I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that, because that is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say.

If we can walk through walls, why don't we fall through the floor?

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Couldbealeotard lemmy.world Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#254 · Quote Reply

I think they chose it mostly because it ejects casings upwards, which gave them more freedom for placing the actors closer.

Downwards

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TrackenDaKracken lemmy.world TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-29
#255 · Quote Reply

boy this kinda hugs the line. I wanted to keep to much utility things from getting in rather than weapons. I think though it stays in bound and is not quite as bad as the masters doll thing. So good one. This might give a run for the money on the phaser as its basically telekinesis.

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Goforce5 lemmy.world Goforce5@lemmy.world
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#256 · Quote Reply

Cerebral Bore from Turok 2. Not sure why, but that one stuck with me over the years.

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RecursiveParadox piefed.social RecursiveParadox@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-10-18
#257 · Quote Reply

One of the Lazy Guns from Against A Dark Background by Iain M. Banks. Point at target. Pull trigger. Target is destroyed in some ridiculous way, like having a piano fall on it. But don't point it at the sun. It doesn't like that.

Knife missile faster, cleaner and can be equally whimsical (opening scene of UoW).

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RecursiveParadox piefed.social RecursiveParadox@piefed.social
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#258 · Quote Reply

I just rewatched Altered Carbon and I love the idea of the magnetic fletchette pistol, mainly because it's not too unrealistic. A pistol that launches rounds using mag lev and the rounds can be recalled on command putting them right back into the magazine. Too bad he only uses it like twice in the show.

Original credit to William Gibson of course.

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RecursiveParadox piefed.social RecursiveParadox@piefed.social
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#259 · Quote Reply

I don't know if it counts as science fiction or fantasy, but The Subtle Knife would be my choice (if I could use it to its full potential).

You got an armored bear friend to do repairs?

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RecursiveParadox piefed.social RecursiveParadox@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-10-18
#260 · Quote Reply

ah man that is so tough guideline wise. I mean its one thing. that is by and large used for fighting. kinda feels like we are getting into robots now which would open up a big can of worms.

Well the op on this said friend not weapon because Drones are fully sentient and autonomous lifeforms in the Culture. Remember only the true misfits get sent to Special Circumstances, and when heavily armed drones become misfits in a culture (small c) where anything goes, that would tell you something.

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RecursiveParadox piefed.social RecursiveParadox@piefed.social
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#261 · Quote Reply

Is that Meat Fucker?

Yep. And I'd of of course for "Mistake Not." The scene at the end of THS when it lowers its shields to let the supposedly equivi-tech ship get a peek under the covers.

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IamMoonPie lemmy.world IamMoonPie@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-09
#262 · Quote Reply

Dena’s chakrams but laserfied

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nanometer1625 thelemmy.club nanometer1625@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-06-19
#263 · (edited) Quote Reply

Nicoll-Dyson beam. You can fry your enemy anywhere, anytime, at the speed of light, with the power of an entire star.

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HubertManne piefed.social HubertManne@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-03-13
#264 · Quote Reply

You have not read the book, have you?

it was supposed to be a self efacing joke about my sexual inadequacies

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NotASharkInAManSuit lemmy.world NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-06
#265 · Quote Reply

A chainsword from 40K.

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hansolo lemmy.today hansolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-07
#266 · Quote Reply

Now you're thinking with portals!

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RampantParanoia2365 lemmy.world RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
#267 · Quote Reply

Uhm, okay? E: took me a while for the reference 🫠

Well I butchered the line. It's unbutchered now.

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RampantParanoia2365 lemmy.world RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
#268 · Quote Reply

A comment above lists a star trek phaser doing similar things, however the zap looks cooler and make a cooler noise

Well, more phallic at least.

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In lemmy.world Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#269 · Quote Reply

Be your own reach around

I'm pretty sure I can already do that.

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In lemmy.world Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#270 · Quote Reply

The Point of View Gun

Pretty sure it can be countered by a towel.

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In lemmy.world Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#271 · Quote Reply

Vegetarian forks

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aim_at_me lemmy.nz aim_at_me@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2024-10-29
#272 · Quote Reply

it was supposed to be a self efacing joke about my sexual inadequacies

Well i giggled.

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sexual_tomato lemmy.dbzer0.com sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-08-17
#273 · Quote Reply

The point of view gun

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smeenz lemmy.nz smeenz@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-07-11
#274 · Quote Reply

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Ah the hyper-inflation doomsday gun

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smeenz lemmy.nz smeenz@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-07-11
#275 · Quote Reply

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Do not underestimate the power of the dishwasher.

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smeenz lemmy.nz smeenz@lemmy.nz
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#276 · Quote Reply

Pretty sure it can be countered by a towel.

You sound like a hoopy frood

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diaphragmwp discuss.tchncs.de diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2026-06-03
#277 · Quote Reply

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Don't forget the protective footwear.

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diaphragmwp discuss.tchncs.de diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
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#278 · Quote Reply

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Yes, but every time I get the chance I either miss too many times or something's blocking the way.

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ccunix lemmy.world ccunix@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#279 · Quote Reply

While a death star is definitely more powerful, I think I would have to choose then BFG9000 from Doom.

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HubertManne piefed.social HubertManne@piefed.social
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#280 · Quote Reply

While a death star is definitely more powerful, I think I would have to choose then BFG9000 from Doom.

yeah I mean the death star is outside of scope but the bfg is within. although i think it is one of those. the hero is so strong they can lug around a weapon thats supposed to be mounted type thing.

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n7gifmdn lemmy.ca n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2022-12-10
#281 · Quote Reply

The flashy thing from Men in Black "my report was great and you have me an A+"

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mig lemmy.world mig@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#282 · Quote Reply

The point of view gun

Brought to you by the Intergalactic Consortium of Angry Housewives. Stop leaving the toilet seat up!!

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godsammitdam lemmy.zip godsammitdam@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-05
#283 · Quote Reply

An emp that blankets the world, but instead of electromagnetic it's empathy manipulation such that it either eliminates those lacking empathy or forces them to be empathetic.

Goodbye capitalism, pedophilia, corruption, etc. We're facing what I believe is a global empathy crisis through the rise of the far right due to global neoliberal capitalism. To secure profits, which we've tied to survival, we're un-learning empathy, which was an evolutionary advantage for us. Capitalism rewards narcissism, a lack of empathy, being willing to exploit others.

I would set that empathy pulse off in an instant. I'm tired of seeing people brutalized around the world because of greedy people in power.

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spittingimage lemmy.world spittingimage@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#284 · Quote Reply

Knife missile faster, cleaner and can be equally whimsical (opening scene of UoW).

Maybe I don't want it faster and cleaner...

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Lovable Sidekick lemmy.world LovableSidekick@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-19
#285 · (edited) Quote Reply

An emp that blankets the world, but instead of electromagnetic it's empathy manipulation such that it either eliminates those lacking empathy or forces them to be empathetic. Goodbye capitalism, pedophilia, corruption, etc. We're facing what I believe is a global empathy crisis through the rise of the far right due to global neoliberal capitalism. To secure profits, which we've tied to survival...

I think such a weapon is achievable once we understand genetics enough. Create a gene modification that makes people a little more cooperative and more interested in everybody else's welfare - say 20% more - and infuse it into enough of the world's water supplies to give the mutation to a majority of humans. Wait a few years and I think their behavioral changes would turn our whole world around. No need to design a perfect social system and use politics to implement it. It would quickly evolve on its own. .

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Kuadhual lemmy.world kuadhual@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#286 · Quote Reply

I think such a weapon is achievable once we understand genetics enough. Create a gene modification that makes people a little more cooperative and more interested in everybody else's welfare - say 20% more - and infuse it into enough of the world's water supplies to give the mutation to a majority of humans. Wait a few years and I think their behavioral changes would turn our whole world around...

Isn't this the lore of the Reavers in Firefly?

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AngryCommieKender lemmy.world AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#287 · Quote Reply

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Thanks! I was genuinely concerned that I missed that excellent of a pun.

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yermaw sh.itjust.works yermaw@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-07-10
#288 · Quote Reply

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I'm not sure I'd like having a portal gun. I want one. I really want one. I just think life would kinda feel either pointless or overly complicated.

With only one of you with your regular human brain you'd be unable to save the entire world so any good you achieve would feel depressingly underwhelming, like the ending of schindlers list. Also you'd likely fall for a bad guys story and think you're doing good but actually making shit worse.

If you manage to just be selfish with it and keep it quiet, what would you even do with life? Once you'd done all the landmarks, snuck onto area 51 and shit, what's left? Doesn't seem much point working a job, keeping a house or even robbing banks or whatever. Why bother with money when you've got a portal gun?

I really want it. But I must never have it.

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RecursiveParadox piefed.social RecursiveParadox@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-10-18
#289 · Quote Reply

Maybe I don't want it faster and cleaner...

Skaffen-Amtiskaw certainly didn't.

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hakunawazo lemmy.world hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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#290 · Quote Reply

I'm not sure I'd like having a portal gun. I want one. I really want one. I just think life would kinda feel either pointless or overly complicated. With only one of you with your regular human brain you'd be unable to save the entire world so any good you achieve would feel depressingly underwhelming, like the ending of schindlers list. Also you'd likely fall for a bad guys story and think you...

I shouldn't feel bad for just using it to reach the fridge from the sofa.

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foodandart lemmy.zip foodandart@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-10-07
#291 · Quote Reply

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Nothing really. I just like the lines of it.

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zod000 lemmy.dbzer0.com zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#292 · Quote Reply

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Yes, it was an ultra small gatling-railgun weapon. It is described in quite a bit of detail in the book, but it's been a while since I last read the book so that's the best I can do..

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Zonetrooper lemmy.world Zonetrooper@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-25
#293 · Quote Reply

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Easiest? No, in some cases it even seems to go for the more exotic over easiest. The point, thematically, is that it is inevitably destructive: Point and pull the trigger, and it will destroy.

It's from a very weird sci-fi novel, where the thematic point is that both the weapon and the individual who wields it are intrinsically destructive.

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Lovable Sidekick lemmy.world LovableSidekick@lemmy.world
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#294 · Quote Reply

Isn't this the lore of the Reavers in Firefly?

Similar idea, but the "pacification gas" wasn't a genetic modificationn. And of course how something works in a sci-fi story doesn't depend on how it worked in a different one.

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spittingimage lemmy.world spittingimage@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#295 · Quote Reply

While a death star is definitely more powerful, I think I would have to choose then BFG9000 from Doom.

The Death Star is a weapon you can live in. It's an important consideration.

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