A friend of mine has a ferret that loved eating those environmentally friendly non-styrofoam packing peanuts that dissolve in water. Apparently that's actually a safe thing to do?

Poor thing! :(

Why'd you post the same dog picture?

derivative

It's basically just cornstarch

And to think that this started as a wolf just a few generations ago.

Yeah, it's basically a Cheeto with no flavoring

Maybe they want $200,000

For some reason, it looks like a bat with a fabulous haircut to me...

This is an outrage!

God damnit Donut!

The trouble with tribbles...

Cheetos Free & Clear

They didn’t win any money because no one does at dog shows. It’s all about the stud/bitch fees arranged at the dog shows

You obviously don't know my dog.

Is that a Pug mixed with some sort of long hair? How strange.

If "a few" means probably several thousand, then sure.

Nak'd Cheetos

I’ve eaten a few on several occasions as a party trick after my high school chemistry teacher demonstrated this.

Yeah, everyone thinks I’m weird.

Success.

You can't fool me, that thing was made by Jim Henson.

Absolutely. You know this web comic where a wolf smells the meat from a human camp from afar and on the next panel he is a pooch? ;)

How many mothers ago?

They're not made from food-grade cornflour afaik, so I wouldn't risk it personally. But they are fun to dissolve in water when you're bored.

Edit: if you're in the US, it doesn't matter, because it seems nothing there is food grade anymore.

Funny thing is, that's such an obvious parody of Andy Warhol.

Gravitas, or just a British accent?

Pekingese