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poolcritter pawb.social poolcritter@pawb.social
Joined: 2026-04-01
#52 · Quote Reply

Death by bad joke.

A Tumblr screenshot. An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants. Euripides?, says the tailor. Yeah, Eumenides? replies the man. Tumblr reply from ‘thiswillonlyhurtalittle’: This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

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regdog lemmy.world regdog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#53 · Quote Reply

'Twas this. A shudder to think of my death by milking.

Ha, I know which thread this was recently posted in

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lath piefed.social lath@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-16
#54 · Quote Reply

NSFW.

spoiler

tgSKyNxjkFDOeRX.jpg

I have my tastes. Don't judge me. Or do. Don't care.

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cm0002 lemdro.id cm0002@lemdro.id
Joined: 2025-06-07
#55 · Quote Reply

NSFW. ::: spoiler spoiler ::: I have my tastes. Don't judge me. Or do. Don't care.

Lmao

implying it was going to be some sort of kink

Looks inside

Completely normal softporn pic

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cm0002 lemdro.id cm0002@lemdro.id
Joined: 2025-06-07
#56 · Quote Reply

I knew this would be how it ends.

I have the high ground

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cm0002 lemdro.id cm0002@lemdro.id
Joined: 2025-06-07
#57 · Quote Reply

'Twas this. A shudder to think of my death by milking.

Death by snusnu

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hansolo lemmy.today hansolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-07
#58 · Quote Reply

Ugh, undercooked chicken? But I swear, it was on the grill long enough.

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bold_omi lemmy.today bold_omi@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-02-22
#59 · Quote Reply

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chakan:_The_Forever_Man

Thank you.

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FreeAZ sopuli.xyz FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-29
#60 · Quote Reply

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felsiq piefed.zip felsiq@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-07-02
#61 · Quote Reply

It is pretty heavy I guess...

keychron k series spotted in the wild, nice

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MrSelfDestruct lemmy.dbzer0.com RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-11-20
#62 · Quote Reply

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CultLeader4Hire lemmy.world CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-28
#63 · Quote Reply

I was killed by an ancient Polynesian stick chart? Or by Moop? Moop looks pretty guilty, he probably killed me with the stick chart

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#64 · Quote Reply

I didn't moisturize Cassandra.

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Chivera lemmy.world Chivera@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-03
#65 · Quote Reply

Doesn't matter who wins, you lose.

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Twotone lemmy.world twotonebax@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-11
#66 · Quote Reply

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Kairos lemmy.today LodeMike@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-12-26
#67 · Quote Reply

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HurricaneLiz lemmy.world HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-08-11
#68 · Quote Reply

Idk how to share a pic, but it's one of my cats glaring at me, so, pretty appropriate 😂

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iocase lemmy.zip iocase@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-11
#69 · Quote Reply

From the octopus post?

Yup lol

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Laurel Raven lemmy.zip laurelraven@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-08-07
#70 · Quote Reply

It's a picture of my cat yawning

Mine is a picture of my cat being a tummy tease... Definitely believable

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Laurel Raven lemmy.zip laurelraven@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-08-07
#71 · Quote Reply

An Amazon return QR code. Wut.

In Soviet Russia, Amazon returns you?

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onionguy lemmy.world Sly2@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-12-31
#72 · Quote Reply

NSFW. ::: spoiler spoiler ::: I have my tastes. Don't judge me. Or do. Don't care.

Death by snu snu 🤤

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UninterestingVoid reddthat.com UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-07-17
#73 · Quote Reply

ig things really got out of hand

(before downloading stuff from this post btw.)

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CarrierLost infosec.pub CarrierLost@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-07-02
#74 · Quote Reply

Could be worse…

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AceFuzzLord lemmy.zip AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-19
#75 · Quote Reply

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aivoton sopuli.xyz aivoton@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-12
#76 · Quote Reply

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BigPotato lemmy.world BigPotato@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#77 · Quote Reply

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onnekas sopuli.xyz onnekas@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2024-04-21
#78 · Quote Reply

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farmgineer nord.pub farmgineer@nord.pub
Joined: 2026-04-25
#79 · Quote Reply

Work slack message. This tracks.

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starman2112 sh.itjust.works starman2112@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-10
#80 · Quote Reply

Uh oh

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Flatfire lemmy.ca Flatfire@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-11-16
#81 · Quote Reply

Grinch mug

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atopi piefed.blahaj.zone atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-07-19
#82 · Quote Reply

Died from sleep

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TheKracken lemmy.world TheKracken@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-26
#83 · Quote Reply

Killed by a damn leaf.

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GhastfromthePast sopuli.xyz GhastfromthePast@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2026-10-25
#84 · Quote Reply

I knew I shouldn't have gone to Jurassic Park!

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GhastfromthePast sopuli.xyz GhastfromthePast@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2026-10-25
#85 · Quote Reply

Looks like Cad Bane

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JamesBoeing737MAX sopuli.xyz JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2024-09-04
#86 · Quote Reply

Lmao implying it was going to be some sort of kink Looks inside Completely normal softporn pic

What if it's:
1000054236

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