Spock, returning 500ml plastic jug of 'Sweet Ontario' back to shelf.

'Illogical! I was simply studying the ingredients!"

James, noticing the exclamation in Spock's statement; prepares a bowl of Mac & cheese topped with ketchup.

"Crew, remain in quarters until Spock fucks this bowl of macaroni slathered in ketchup. He is experiencing Canadian Pon Farr. Kirk out."

Spock, covered in Ketchup, absolutely CRASHES through Jim Lahey's screen door

"Geddy Lee, of salesmen!!! he gets high on me & youuuuuu!!!!"

Spock passes out on Randy's belly, rising and falling with every heaving inhalation of Randy

Kid Rock comes in demanding that Alberta becomes a new state

Randy points at a poster of Red Green in The Possum Lodge.

"Fuckin way she goes." Kid Rock explodes. Everyone liked that.

You didn't have it on in January?

Well, technically I guess it was already switched on since the last year....

You didn’t need it in January?!

It depends on the weather and my downstairs neighbour's heating is so excessive that it often warms up my apartment well enough.

Ah. I live south of you but my pipes will freeze if I don’t have it on thru feb.

This is simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever read. Well done.

I actually live in the northwest of Germany these days. The Canada bit was only to visualise how cold the weather got.

Some proper autumn storms here right now and our little fluffy dog always took off like Marry Poppins during her walk outdoors.

i do feel a little bad for countries that never get to experience flannel sheets.

Pictured: Kirk's evil henchmen cackle and revel in their master's devious scheme.

Still haven't since the start of 2025

I'm pretty sure my furnace has a carbon monoxide leak. But I'm having a devil of a time trying to convince my housemates of it.