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Potatoes must be one of the most versatile foods. Vodka, chips, mashed, baked, scalloped, hash browns. It's for all occasions.
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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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#102 · Quote Reply

tofu/soybeans+rice has so much uses too.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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#103 · (edited) Quote Reply

and unlike pretty much every other food, you let mold grow on it and it gets even tastier (and healthier too, apparently the mold is great for gut microbes)

for cheese but they use specific bacteria, i wouldnt trust mold/bacteria on bread or veggies, different species of fungi can produce nasty toxins, some are pretty deadly.

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tatterdemalion programming.dev tatterdemalion@programming.dev
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#104 · Quote Reply

Mochi: Japanese. The steamed rice is pounded into paste and molded into the desired shape. Also Koreans do something similar. Rice noodles: Uncooked rice is ground into flour and then rebuilt into a new shape. Rice paper: Vietnamese thing. Same idea, different shape. Puffed rice: Popular in many countries. Rice crackers: East Asian, cooked rice flour Arròs negre: Spanish thing, squid ink + rice...

Rice wine and vinegar.

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Axolotl.cpp lemmy.dbzer0.com Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#105 · (edited) Quote Reply

Mochi: Japanese. The steamed rice is pounded into paste and molded into the desired shape. Also Koreans do something similar. Rice noodles: Uncooked rice is ground into flour and then rebuilt into a new shape. Rice paper: Vietnamese thing. Same idea, different shape. Puffed rice: Popular in many countries. Rice crackers: East Asian, cooked rice flour Arròs negre: Spanish thing, squid ink + rice...

Don't forget about Risotto! Saffron risotto, etc etc

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Lysergid lemmy.ml Lysergid@lemmy.ml
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#106 · Quote Reply

Lukashenko took a shower

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BlaRn sh.itjust.works Blan@sh.itjust.works
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#107 · Quote Reply

I'm thinking about reasoning myself into a poutine diet, right now.

Poutine is the canadian thing with gravy and cheese,right? I really have to search for a recipe or something, because it sounds rather tasty tbh.

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needanke feddit.org needanke@feddit.org
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#108 · (edited) Quote Reply

Friend... We need to talk about corn.

As a processed food (or fuel), sure. But I think as an ingredient in 'traditional recipies', I still think potatos are more common and versitile. When I eat corn, I don't know it most of the time, while that is not the case for potatos, yet they appear in nearly as many foods (depending on how corn-syrup based your diet is I guess).

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A_norny_mousse piefed.social A_norny_mousse@piefed.social
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#109 · Quote Reply

About 75% of all banana/plantain varietals are grown for immediate domestic consumption and are never exported. So unless you live in or traveled to a banana-growing region, assume there are a bunch of crazy types of bananas/plantains that you’ve never had.

That's kinda what I was going for. I'm sure I they make banana beer in some regions where bananas grow. And from there it's just one more step to banana vodka.

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Druid lemmy.zip v4ld1z@lemmy.zip
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#110 · Quote Reply

tofu/soybeans+rice has so much uses too.

Fry your soy, add soy to the pan, eat it with soy. And it's delicious :D

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Corkyskog sh.itjust.works Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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#111 · Quote Reply

Bamboo is crazy - you can eat it, make floors out of it, make clothing out of it, bowls and plates. And apparently beer as well. I don't want it anywhere near my house because one of the reasons it's so useful is its ultra rapid growth rate. But it is amazing.

It's not as hard as you think to get rid of. It does take 3 seasons though, so it's a long process...

You basically just have to starve the rhizome and you can do it without chemicals even. You wait until the shoots start developing leaves and cut them all down, then just keep repeating that process. If your lucky the rhizome will start rotting by year 2, but it generally takes 3 years. You need to ensure it spends as much energy as possible shooting and don't let it get any sunlight from leaves.

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redballooon lemmy.world redballooon@lemmy.world
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#112 · Quote Reply

Iirc, some nutritionist a while back did an experiment where they ate only potatoes for X number of days and proved that you can survive indefinitely off of only potatoes. You can also bury a piece of a potato and it willl grow into a potato plant. They're basically an infinite food glitch.

Wasn't that experiment done on Mars, out of necessity, in a book?

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redballooon lemmy.world redballooon@lemmy.world
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#113 · Quote Reply

Be careful with that diet 😬 https://www.bbc.com/news/health-49551337

Pretty sure that's due to masturbation. Its Victorianian morals that make it necessary to blame superfood for it.

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Vandals_handle lemmy.world Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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#114 · Quote Reply

you can make fuel out of corn. Corn bread. Corn bourbon/whiskey/moonshine. You also get cool husks for tamales

Both corn and potatoes, hybridized by Indigenous Americans in pre-columbian times.

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alice lemmy.zip alice@lemmy.zip
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#115 · Quote Reply

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gwl [he/him] lemmy.blahaj.zone gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#116 · (edited) Quote Reply

I accidentally misread that as Vodka Chips, and was like "y'know, maybe it might taste good? Chips soaked in vodka?" (chips as in what Americans call "fries")

Only reckon it could work if the soak is before the bake

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gwl [he/him] lemmy.blahaj.zone gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#117 · Quote Reply

As a processed food (or fuel), sure. But I think as an ingredient in 'traditional recipies', I still think potatos are more common and versitile. When I eat corn, I don't know it most of the time, while that is not the case for potatos, yet they appear in nearly as many foods (depending on how corn-syrup based your diet is I guess).

Potatoes also are a New World food, they've been around in the Old World only since like 1600

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gwl [he/him] lemmy.blahaj.zone gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#118 · Quote Reply

Milk is pretty amazing, animals turn something that we can't eat and we turn it into cheese and if you it put on a pizza it gets turned back into a vegetable

Lactase Persistence though only is 10% of all the population of the world

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Tattorack lemmy.world Tattorack@lemmy.world
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#119 · Quote Reply

What's 'taters, precious!?

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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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#120 · Quote Reply

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c/lostlemmings

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mechoman444 lemmy.world mechoman444@lemmy.world
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#121 · Quote Reply

If you think potatoes are versatile wait till you hear about corn!

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Magiilaro feddit.org DarkMetatron@feddit.org
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#122 · (edited) Quote Reply

Lactase Persistence though only is 10% of all the population of the world

A high number of cheese types can be eaten by people with lactose intolerance because the process of creating cheese reduces lactose a lot or even completely.

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Zacryon feddit.org Zacryon@feddit.org
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#123 · (edited) Quote Reply

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some_guy lemmy.sdf.org some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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#124 · Quote Reply

Nature's true super food.

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lad programming.dev sukhmel@programming.dev
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#125 · Quote Reply

AKA "the English"

I like how this comment has more upvotes than the starting one, a rare occasion

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arrow74 lemmy.zip arrow74@lemmy.zip
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#126 · Quote Reply

I only recall the guy that did it for 60 days but he had to eat 7-8 pounds of potatoes a day to hit minimum protein requirements. His health markers were also very misleading because he went into the experiment as an unhealthy person. His bloodwork showed improvement because he was only eating potatoes rather than junk. Potatoes don't have fat, so you're not getting any essential omegas and alo...

Eggs, cheese, onions, and a bit of cooking oil really complete most of the missing nutrients. Rather cheaply as well

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hansolo lemmy.today hansolo@lemmy.today
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#127 · Quote Reply

If you think potatoes are versatile wait till you hear about corn!

Came here just to say corn.

But what you said makes even more sense.

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TranquilTurbulence lemmy.zip TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip
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#128 · Quote Reply

Don't forget about Risotto! Saffron risotto, etc etc

Yes, there are European rice meals too. Most of them keep the original shape of rice and serve it all the usual foods. Risotto is no exception. It’s just a slight variation to the familiar theme. The foods I put on that list are highly unusual by western standards as the food doesn’t actively remind you of its origin.

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TheReanuKeeves lemmy.world TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world
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#129 · (edited) Quote Reply

Eggs, cheese, onions, and a bit of cooking oil really complete most of the missing nutrients. Rather cheaply as well

You'll be missing at least 6 essentials with that list. The shortest list with potatoes to hit everything at sustainable levels is potatoes, sardines, eggs, and a leafy green.

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TrackenDaKracken lemmy.world TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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#130 · Quote Reply

Eggs are, as well.

https://agriculture.institute/poultry-products-technology/essential-functions-eggs-cooking-baking/

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innermachine lemmy.world innermachine@lemmy.world
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#131 · Quote Reply

you can't grow gasoline though.

This is true. And while they both pollute, ethonol is considered "closed loop" which is greener than gasoline. But huge monocrop fields of corn aren't exactly great for the planet either lol.

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shalafi lemmy.world shalafi@lemmy.world
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#132 · Quote Reply

And does it end up on a plate as plain rice?

Yep! Mostly.

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TranquilTurbulence lemmy.zip TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip
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#133 · Quote Reply

Yep! Mostly.

Now I’m curious about the rare occasions when that doesn’t happen. Do you make rice noodles, rice cakes or something else?

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Snapz lemmy.world Snapz@lemmy.world
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#134 · Quote Reply

As a processed food (or fuel), sure. But I think as an ingredient in 'traditional recipies', I still think potatos are more common and versitile. When I eat corn, I don't know it most of the time, while that is not the case for potatos, yet they appear in nearly as many foods (depending on how corn-syrup based your diet is I guess).

Cornbread, corn on cob/elotes, corn niblets, corn chowder, corn mash to make whiskey, champurado, polenta/grits, cornmeal breaded seafood, popcorn, cornflakes, tortilla chips, corn tortillas, all kinds of snack chips, hominy, candy corn, hushpuppies, corn dogs. All without mentioning corn syrup or corn ethanol... And that's just off the top of my FUCKING head, friendo.

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Lovable Sidekick lemmy.world LovableSidekick@lemmy.world
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#135 · Quote Reply

Don't forget Lembas Chips

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BeatTakeshi lemmy.world BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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#136 · Quote Reply

It can also power a flashlight!

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BeatTakeshi lemmy.world BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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#137 · (edited) Quote Reply

Iirc, some nutritionist a while back did an experiment where they ate only potatoes for X number of days and proved that you can survive indefinitely off of only potatoes. You can also bury a piece of a potato and it willl grow into a potato plant. They're basically an infinite food glitch.

Even on mars!

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Agent641 lemmy.world Agent641@lemmy.world
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#138 · Quote Reply

And you can make a cannon out of PVC pipe that can fire potatoes at lethal speeds into your enemies' faces.

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Agent641 lemmy.world Agent641@lemmy.world
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#139 · Quote Reply

Eggs are, as well. https://agriculture.institute/poultry-products-technology/essential-functions-eggs-cooking-baking/

The chicken is a wonderful animal. Eats scraps, poops eggs, yields feathers and milk, and it's made of nuggets

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iuminou lemmy.dbzer0.com thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#140 · Quote Reply

The chicken is a wonderful animal. Eats scraps, poops eggs, yields feathers and milk, and it's made of nuggets

milk?

fuck kind of chickens have you got???

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iuminou lemmy.dbzer0.com thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#141 · Quote Reply

is this ai

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iuminou lemmy.dbzer0.com thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#142 · Quote Reply

In reply to an earlier post

Ireland has entered the chat

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iuminou lemmy.dbzer0.com thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#143 · Quote Reply

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wrong post

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deeeron lemmy.zip deeeron@lemmy.zip
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#144 · Quote Reply

milk? fuck kind of chickens have you got???

Chicken breast, breasts have mammary glands. Get with the times. (Kidding of course, chicken milk sounds like some made up AI bullshit or some very horrifying genetic manipulation). Can’t disqualify either unfortunately. I hate this timeline.

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gwl [he/him] lemmy.blahaj.zone gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#145 · Quote Reply

Eggs are even more versatile though, both about 200 ways to cook and prepare them, but also about 2 million recipes that use them

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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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#146 · Quote Reply

is this ai

No clue. I found it with an image search

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prole lemmy.blahaj.zone prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#147 · Quote Reply

In reply to an earlier post

A lot of that has to do with decades of US government subsidies.

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shawn1122 sh.itjust.works shawn1122@sh.itjust.works
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#148 · (edited) Quote Reply

In reply to an earlier post

I mean, you have to add to potatoes too if you want to get real flavor out of them. That versatility means little without salt and pepper. Frying can help but you can fry rice too.

Sake is fermented rice wine, as smooth as a good vodka in my opinion.

One of my favorite rice based dishes is a rice and coconut pancake from south India called appam. Paired with the right curry it's the perfect balance of savory with just a touch of sweetness.

Staples are staples for a reason. They're all incredibly versatile.

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shawn1122 sh.itjust.works shawn1122@sh.itjust.works
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#149 · (edited) Quote Reply

In reply to an earlier post

Sure but we also should not exaggerate the inclusivity of "the West" The availability of international restaurants has little influence on what people outside of diaspora groups are making in their kitchen. Consumption is one thing but when it comes to household cooking a lot of the perception of rice here is limited to risotto at best and Uncle Ben's at worst. That's not even getting into the fact that a lot of the cuisines you listed were looked down upon in the West until as recently as thirty years ago (and some still are).

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Poojabber lemmy.world Poojabber@lemmy.world
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#150 · Quote Reply

Eggs are even more versatile though, both about 200 ways to cook and prepare them, but also about 2 million recipes that use them

Yeah... but where is the egg based alcohol?

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Dicska lemmy.world Dicska@lemmy.world
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#151 · Quote Reply

milk? fuck kind of chickens have you got???

Hot chicks.

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