As old as baby elephants, exactly.

Same species as baby elephants surprisingly.

Must be really small baby elephants

You can't beat the boulder units

I'm not American, and 1ml = 1cm3 so it would be 333cm3.

It's a sarcastic shitpost. Don't over think it.

Maybe it has the same volume as the real Dr. Pepper, but the graphic artist thought they meant a can. Easy mistake!

Say we change the mass of elephants to osmium. That's 41 liter or 123 cans. That fills up about half of the bottom of a pallet.

Say we chuck the elephants into Jupiter and let them sink to the core. That's 27 liter or 80 cans. Roughly 3 cardboard trays of 24 cans each.

Say we chuck the elephants into the center of the sun. That's 2 liter or 6 cans, so a six-pack.

If you use exotic matter things get silly. You're not talking about cans anymore. 300 kilograms of neutronium is barey a micrometer in size. Black hole matter is smaller than a proton.

Weird America. Weiiiiiird.

So, before they become toddler elephants. Got it.

large boulder the size of a small boulder

How much bricks is this?

Say you had a year's* worth of Dr. Pepper supplies jam-packed into a single can of Dr. Pepper.

~*~ ~approximate~ ~values~ ~assuming~ ~3~ ~servings~ ~a~ ~day~

Often enough to use as a unit of measurement for the mathematically and scientifically illiterate citizens

Chunk of a neutron star, of course.

They did the math. Thank you sir!

Technically ya just need some neutron degenerate matter, you can get way beyond that density. Yay!