Link: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/pentagon-ufo-files-triangles-us-trump-b3072621.html

Federal agents documented a mystery “black triangle” flying at speed near a sensitive US site earlier this year, new Pentagon UFO files reveal.

The claimed sighting of the “matte black triangular shape of extremely low aspect ratio” took place at an undisclosed location near a “national security site” in the western United States in June, according to newly-released documents.

A FBI observation report said that two federal agents were stationed at an observation post several miles to the west of the location when they were alerted to the supposed sighting.

Damn that’s crazy.

Anyway about those Epstein files…

It's probably a drone. A drone looking for the Epstein files

I've never understood how UFO people are impressed by the "mysterious black triangle in the sky" when the B2 has existed for decades.

It's a proven design. Surely the US military isn't the only one using it. Isn't it so much easier to believe that China or Russia built a B2-shaped stealth drone than it is to believe that an alien civilization with the technology to travel thousands of light-years would give a shit about US military secrets?

Obviously they would be much more interested in the Epstein Files.

an alien civilization with the technology to travel thousands of light-years

undetected. they have this great stealth technology, in addition to their mind-boggling interstellar propulsion technology, so why did they mess up so clumsily?

did one of them accidentally knock the "cloaking mode" button to the off position with a stray tentacle?

Humans made a spaceship to land on the moon but that doesn't mean someone won't crash their bike. I don't think it's aliens either, just don't like this take.

They got it wrong. My sources told me that it was shaped like an E, as in the E in Epstein files.

You can get it in all black or paint it yourself. You can fly them up to 1500 feet, and if you attach leds to them and fly them at night you got HIDEOUS SPACE ALIUMS for like $300.

I guess the DOD is about ready to declassify this drone. Ok.

This is why the Chinese are creating “stealth trackers” beefed up recon planes.

Or, you know, a fucking hang glider.

so why did they mess up so clumsily?

They all have ADHD. Or maybe they just get stoned after a long journey.