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TotallyNotSpez lemmy.world AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world
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username_1 discuss.tchncs.de username_1@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2026-06-01
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Machine: The best I can do is goo.
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UnderpantsWeevil lemmy.world UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
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This is democracy manifest.
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jobbies lemmy.zip jobbies@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-21
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UnderpantsWeevil wrote:

Rest of us choking down leola root stew and mister fancy over here manifesting democracy.
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trijste lemmy.ca trijste@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-15
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Love it 😊
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Ninja876 lemmy.world Ninja876@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-01
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Get your hand off my penis!
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arotrios kbin.earth arotrios@kbin.earth
Joined: 2026-10-24
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None
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TotallyNotSpez lemmy.world AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-20
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arotrios wrote:

I see you know your Judo well...
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arotrios kbin.earth arotrios@kbin.earth
Joined: 2026-10-24
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TotallyNotSpez wrote:
I see you know your Judo well...

Thanks Spez!
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TotallyNotSpez lemmy.world AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-20
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arotrios wrote:
Thanks Spez!

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DarkCloud lemmy.world DarkCloud@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-19
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Nicholas Licarno, for the crime of almost killing Wesley Crusher, I sentence you to a succulent Chinese meal.
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Arthur Besse lemmy.ml cypherpunks@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2022-01-17
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...i regret to inform you: 🥛🤝🦆

😢
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cybervseas lemmy.world cybervseas@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Chinese meal, succulent, 40 degrees
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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-03-10
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I see you know you're nerve pinch well sir.
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Zelaf sopuli.xyz Zelaf@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-11
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Arthur Besse wrote:
...i regret to inform you: 🥛🤝🦆 😢

Never meet your heros
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Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
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jobbies wrote:
Rest of us choking down leola root stew and mister fancy over here manifesting democracy.

Imagine you're a crew member. You get back and Neelix starts a chain of Talaxian restaurants specializing in leola root stew that become all the rage. Any time someone wants to go out and celebrate, it's at one of his restaurants.
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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username_1 wrote:
Machine: The best I can do is goo.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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Remember_the_tooth wrote:
Imagine you're a crew member. You get back and Neelix starts a chain of Talaxian restaurants specializing in leola root stew that become all the rage. Any time someone wants to go out and celebrate, it's at one of his restaurants.

COMPUTER END PROGRAM!

Computer arch!

computer freeze program...
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computer... terminate safety protocols
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Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
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MinnesotaGoddam wrote:
COMPUTER END PROGRAM! Computer arch! computer freeze program... . . . . . computer... terminate safety protocols

"Hey, man, it's going to be okay. I know you went through a lot on your journey from the Delta Quadrant. Reacclimating to home life can be difficult. I brought you something familiar to help make the transition. It's--"

"Don't say leol--"

"--leola root stew."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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Remember_the_tooth wrote:
"Hey, man, it's going to be okay. I know you went through a lot on your journey from the Delta Quadrant. Reacclimating to home life can be difficult. I brought you something familiar to help make the transition. It's--" "Don't say leol--" "--leola root stew." "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

I'm setting this to level 16, wide field.
That should destroy this building.
Unless, of course, this isn't real Leola root.
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janewaydidnothingwrong lemmy.world janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-30
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this is fucking amazing
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JustPlainDave lemmy.zip JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-09-09
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TotallyNotSpez wrote:
I see you know your Judo well...

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
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