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Mamdani Makes a Splash … With His Bidets
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silence7 lemmy.world silence7@lemmy.world
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Blibittyblah futurology.today Blibittyblah@futurology.today
Joined: 2026-10-25
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If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)

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PlaidBaron lemmy.world PlaidBaron@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#3 · Quote Reply

If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)

But if my butt is always clean what will I do in the shower?

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Blibittyblah futurology.today Blibittyblah@futurology.today
Joined: 2026-10-25
#4 · Quote Reply

But if my butt is always clean what will I do in the shower?

Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.

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PlaidBaron lemmy.world PlaidBaron@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#5 · Quote Reply

Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.

Hell yeah. Its drain cloggin' time!

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strawberry_enjoyer42 lemmy.blahaj.zone strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-20
#6 · Quote Reply

Huh. A literal shitpost. Curious.

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trojanbark lemmy.world trojanbark@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-13
#7 · Quote Reply

Hell yeah. Its drain cloggin' time!

You let it go to waste down the drain?

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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
#8 · Quote Reply

I was about to downvote until I saw which community it was. Fuck the NYT

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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
#9 · Quote Reply

You let it go to waste down the drain?

-sigh-

Well... what do you do with it?

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trojanbark lemmy.world trojanbark@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-13
#10 · Quote Reply

-sigh- Well... what do you do with it?

Save money on breakfast

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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
#11 · Quote Reply

Save money on breakfast

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SubArcticTundra lemmy.ml SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-03
#12 · Quote Reply

Does anyone know how many acres of forests are getting cut down just so we can wipe our dirty asses? Feels like it could be one of those environmental problems thatgets underreported

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drath lemmy.world drath@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-28
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Does anyone know how many acres of forests are getting cut down just so we can wipe our dirty asses? Feels like it could be one of those environmental problems thatgets underreported

That a bad thing, though? Assuming the trees are re-planted, this should be carbon-reducing overall.

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ExLisper lemmy.curiana.net ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
Joined: 2025-03-22
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I would love to live in a country were all issue shave been solved and people focus on things like bidets.

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Archimedes sh.itjust.works Archimedes@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-06-10
#15 · Quote Reply

That a bad thing, though? Assuming the trees are re-planted, this should be carbon-reducing overall.

I only use tp made from old-growth rainforest woods.

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DekSomBoon lemmy.today DekSomBoon@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-10-13
#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

Whats next, wiping your ass with your goddamn hands? Wake the fuck up people, this is sharia law in action!!

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