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Mamdani Makes a Splash … With His Bidets
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silence7 lemmy.world silence7@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-07
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Link: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/nyregion/bidets-zohran-mamdani-gracie-mansion.html?unlocked_article_code=1.LVE.oQC5.xgXjzcOrkXCf

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Blibittyblah futurology.today Blibittyblah@futurology.today
Joined: 2026-10-25
#2 · Quote Reply

If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)
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PlaidBaron lemmy.world PlaidBaron@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#3 · Quote Reply
Blibittyblah wrote:
If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)

But if my butt is always clean what will I do in the shower?
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Blibittyblah futurology.today Blibittyblah@futurology.today
Joined: 2026-10-25
#4 · Quote Reply
PlaidBaron wrote:
But if my butt is always clean what will I do in the shower?

Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.
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PlaidBaron lemmy.world PlaidBaron@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#5 · Quote Reply
Blibittyblah wrote:
Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.

Hell yeah. Its drain cloggin' time!
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strawberry_enjoyer42 lemmy.blahaj.zone strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-20
#6 · Quote Reply

Huh. A literal shitpost. Curious.
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trojanbark lemmy.world trojanbark@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-13
#7 · Quote Reply
PlaidBaron wrote:
Hell yeah. Its drain cloggin' time!

You let it go to waste down the drain?
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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
#8 · Quote Reply

I was about to downvote until I saw which community it was. Fuck the NYT
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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
#9 · Quote Reply
trojanbark wrote:
You let it go to waste down the drain?

-sigh-

Well... what do you do with it?
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trojanbark lemmy.world trojanbark@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-13
#10 · Quote Reply
PattyMcB wrote:
-sigh- Well... what do you do with it?

Save money on breakfast
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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
#11 · Quote Reply
trojanbark wrote:
Save money on breakfast
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SubArcticTundra lemmy.ml SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-03
#12 · Quote Reply

Does anyone know how many acres of forests are getting cut down just so we can wipe our dirty asses? Feels like it could be one of those environmental problems thatgets underreported
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