At least it’s not AI

You know people, especially olds, used the emdash before ChatGPT ruined it for us all.

I can only imagine this as dictation and speech-to-text, cleaned up by this week's press person.

Took one glance at this TFDR word blob and thought "There's no way this geriatric wrote all of that himself". Clicked on the image and, what do you know, there's an em-dash in the second, rambling, sentence. Cool. I think I hate mecha-Hitler's dementia vomit as much as the original's.

I have a feeling next weeks episode will be a lot of fun.

Money says Natalie takes notes all day, compiles these thing and prints them for Trump's approval.

In any case, he writes very few of his own posts. Turns out having advancing dementia kinda hurts one's ability to reason and type.

tl;dr: spaces around em-dash tell nothing about text being LLM-generated

Still won't read original post.

Yeah but he's using AI and we all know it

I know it’s a shitpost but am I going to be only one to point out its truth social? It’s the red tick, not the blue tick. I saw that and didn’t even need to read it.

Between midterms and 1/20, all of the Etsy witches will be working overtime.

No thanks, i don't even want the shorter version.

prints them for Trump's approval

Bold of you to assume he reads anything that comes across the desk

Natalie's a special case. She compiles his bullshit day and night, writes a post, gets permission to send it. No, Trump can't effectively read, and he couldn't before the dementia took hold, but at least he was considered "literate", albeit at a low level.

I thought I was terminally online, but the president is on a whole other level.

Its the premise of the entire post and clearly in the title. You need glasses

Huh? They say I’m taking the character limit off twitter. No mention of truth social. You need glasses.

As in, that post would have been on twitter if they did

It's confusing. I totally read it like the person you're responding to at first, then after your comment I instantly knew what OP meant. It's like a rorsarch test or that blue gold dress thing haha.

https://xkcd.com/1960/

To dictate, maybe. But he's not asking Grok "give me an extensive rant with very obscure 1990s entrainment industry name dropping calling Bill Maher a loser."

covefe

Whomst among us has not posted a bit too hard?

For real. Every time I have to deal with something that being even half as rich as these losers could solve for me these sorts of thoughts are at the front of my mind

I'm ready for the universe to wake up from this nightmare