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Tja
programming.dev
Tja@programming.dev Joined: 2023-12-18 |
Well, what I do is .. I donāt spray piss in my hair.
Elitist! |
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hOrni
lemmy.world
hOrni@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
Oh I'm sure there are people out there that do it. I mean, sink pissers in an actual thing. And these people vote too.
What's wrong with sink pissing? That's how men are supposed to do it. Mere comfortable than aiming down, less splatter and You flush while washing your hands. |
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over_clox
lemmy.world
over_clox@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-09 |
Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both. You can thank me later. |
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AdolfSchmitler
lemmy.world
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Hi, yes, my eyes would like to press charges
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Thteven
lemmy.world
Thteven@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-16 |
Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both. You can thank me later.
I put powdered urine in my urine to get more urine per urine. |
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dontgogettingtooclever
piefed.social
dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social Joined: 2026-04-21 |
Directions unclear. Now I have a bunch of piss filled water balloons and no more friends.
No, this good. Now go to a park or college campus and initiate a fun water balloon fight |
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InGodWeThrust
lemmy.zip
InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-20 |
I put powdered urine in my urine to get more urine per urine.
My man aspiring to be a biblically accurate urine angel |
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wolframhydroxide
sh.itjust.works
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-07-25 |
The PH of your urine can vary. Urine is also not sterile, so you are introducing waste products, bacteria, and salts directly into your skin holes. The urea concentration isn't especially high at 2%, compared with topical solutions that start at 5%. CeraVe and Eucarin both have a product with urea in them. You are right, in that urea does break down into ammonia. So aged urine was used to tan h...
So, since this is specifically aged urine that she's spraying on her scalp... |
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Cellari
lemmy.world
Cellari@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-06 |
Bear Grylls would like to know your location |
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John Doe
lemmy.world
Generica@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-06 |
This sounds like the worst reboot of Charlie's Angels ever |
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CultLeader4Hire
lemmy.world
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-28 |
Honestly, if you get athelete's foot, piss on your feet in the shower. More fast acting than tinactin. Again, not joking. I suffered for months until I got that tip from a paraplegic who was an athlete previously. Worked like a damn charm. I miss that dude. And he could do pull-ups like it was no thing. It was amazing to watch him get out of bed. But anyhow, pee on your feet in the shower if yo...
Athletes foot is super easily treated by OTC meds if you canāt clear it itās probably because your shoes are colonized by the fungus |
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Bilb!
lemmy.ml
bilb@lemmy.mlJoined: 2020-12-23 |
Athletes foot is super easily treated by OTC meds if you canāt clear it itās probably because your shoes are colonized by the fungus
Piss in the shoes, got it. |
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TomMasz
piefed.social
TomMasz@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-06-07 |
Humans have been using their own urine to soften animal hair (wool) for over a thousand years. The British last name "Fuller" was their trade. The would take the wool, soak it in urine and grape mash it with their feet to soften and make it more full. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling Now would I do this to my own hair or the the "fulling" job? Never.
It was used to tan leather, too. |
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Malica
lemmy.zip
Malica@lemmy.zipJoined: 2026-08-27 |
Sheās doing it wrong. You donāt leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes. Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID. But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didnāt...
Insert Nathan Fillion speechless gif |
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DonkeyStar
lemmy.world
DonkeyStar@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-07-23 |
Most of urineās benefits can actually be attributed to reducing stress by not thinking. |
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thermal_shock
lemmy.world
thermal_shock@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
Pisspost |
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expletivedeleted
lemmy.zip
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-09-13 |
Athletes foot is super easily treated by OTC meds if you canāt clear it itās probably because your shoes are colonized by the fungus
Or you can be a poor kid with one pair of shoes who instead pissed on his feet to condemn the fungus like God jazz hands intended. |
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BradPitt
piefed.zip
BradPitt@piefed.zip Joined: 2026-10-17 |
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InGodWeThrust
lemmy.zip
InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-20 |
This sounds like the worst reboot of Charlie's Angels ever
"Alright Angels, urine for some stinkin' fun today!" -Charlie, probably |
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HulkSmashBurgers
reddthat.com
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-07-03 |
This some kinda kink I don't know about? |
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razen
lemmy.world
razen@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-08 |
No pissposting in our shitposting community! š”āļø
We need pissposting community now |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
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SlothMama
lemmy.world
SlothMama@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-13 |
That poor pillow |
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NotASharkInAManSuit
lemmy.world
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-05-06 |
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LavaPlanet
sh.itjust.works
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-29 |
My generation got weird as we got older
Nah, your gen was just more televised. |
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BreadOven
lemmy.world
BreadOven@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
This some kinda kink I don't know about?
Something about showers that are golden maybe? |
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BreadOven
lemmy.world
BreadOven@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both. You can thank me later.
How else do you acquire your potassium? |
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BreadOven
lemmy.world
BreadOven@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
Meme stolen. |
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ILikeBoobies
lemmy.ca
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-08-14 |
She's taking the piss with this one. |
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Loaf
sh.itjust.works
loaf@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-24 |
Oh I'm sure there are people out there that do it. I mean, sink pissers in an actual thing. And these people vote too.
Thatās it right there. These are grown humans who, in some form or another, shape society. Even in the smallest measure. And they play with their urine. |
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Loaf
sh.itjust.works
loaf@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-24 |
What's wrong with sink pissing? That's how men are supposed to do it. Mere comfortable than aiming down, less splatter and You flush while washing your hands.
Ask a plumber that, and theyāll go off on you lol |
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NotASharkInAManSuit
lemmy.world
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-05-06 |
Ask a plumber that, and theyāll go off on you lol
Am plumber, donāt piss in your sink. If I remove your P-trap and itās filled with urine crystals then Iām going to use it to bludgeon your skull into pulp. |
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nymnympseudonym
piefed.social
nymnympseudonym@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-08-25 |
One hole to rule them all
Great porno title |
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LazyOldPervert
lemmus.org
LazyOldPervert@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-08-24 |
I've found the wrong Herbal Essences orgasm commercial |
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Kairos
lemmy.today
LodeMike@lemmy.today Joined: 2023-12-26 |
That looks like Evan Rachel Wood |
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StupidBrotherInLaw
lemmy.world
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-27 |
I love my new all-purpose hole! Keeps life simple š
It cut my toilet roll expenses in half! |
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stickyprimer
lemmy.world
stickyprimer@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-21 |
Humans have been using their own urine to soften animal hair (wool) for over a thousand years. The British last name "Fuller" was their trade. The would take the wool, soak it in urine and grape mash it with their feet to soften and make it more full. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling Now would I do this to my own hair or the the "fulling" job? Never.
Have humans also been rinsing it clean afterward for thousands of years? If anyone is just spritzing this into their hair thatāsā¦.. gag. |
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Funkt4st1c
lemmy.world
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-07-30 |
We need pissposting community now
Shitposts being entirely funny/troll garbage and pissposting being like an almost good post that has a fakeout ending? |
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mrunicornman
lemmy.world
mrunicornman@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-09 |
Am plumber, donāt piss in your sink. If I remove your P-trap and itās filled with urine crystals then Iām going to use it to bludgeon your skull into pulp.
Oh yeah? Why's it called the P-trap if it's not supposed to have pee in it, hmmm? |
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nanometer1625
thelemmy.club
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club Joined: 2026-06-19 |
If you meet a urine angel, then you know urine heaven. |
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NotASharkInAManSuit
lemmy.world
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-05-06 |
Oh yeah? Why's it called the P-trap if it's not supposed to have pee in it, hmmm?
Itās because of the shape! |
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