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Tja programming.dev Tja@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-12-18
#52 · Quote Reply

Well, what I do is .. I don’t spray piss in my hair.

Elitist!

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hOrni lemmy.world hOrni@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#53 · (edited) Quote Reply

Oh I'm sure there are people out there that do it. I mean, sink pissers in an actual thing. And these people vote too.

What's wrong with sink pissing? That's how men are supposed to do it. Mere comfortable than aiming down, less splatter and You flush while washing your hands.

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over_clox lemmy.world over_clox@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#54 · Quote Reply

Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both.

You can thank me later.

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AdolfSchmitler lemmy.world AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#55 · Quote Reply

Hi, yes, my eyes would like to press charges

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Thteven lemmy.world Thteven@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#56 · Quote Reply

Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both. You can thank me later.

I put powdered urine in my urine to get more urine per urine.

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dontgogettingtooclever piefed.social dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-04-21
#57 · Quote Reply

Directions unclear. Now I have a bunch of piss filled water balloons and no more friends.

No, this good. Now go to a park or college campus and initiate a fun water balloon fight

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InGodWeThrust lemmy.zip InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-20
#58 · Quote Reply

I put powdered urine in my urine to get more urine per urine.

My man aspiring to be a biblically accurate urine angel

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wolframhydroxide sh.itjust.works wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-07-25
#59 · Quote Reply

The PH of your urine can vary. Urine is also not sterile, so you are introducing waste products, bacteria, and salts directly into your skin holes. The urea concentration isn't especially high at 2%, compared with topical solutions that start at 5%. CeraVe and Eucarin both have a product with urea in them. You are right, in that urea does break down into ammonia. So aged urine was used to tan h...

So, since this is specifically aged urine that she's spraying on her scalp...

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Cellari lemmy.world Cellari@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-06
#60 · Quote Reply

Bear Grylls would like to know your location

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John Doe lemmy.world Generica@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-06
#61 · Quote Reply

This sounds like the worst reboot of Charlie's Angels ever

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CultLeader4Hire lemmy.world CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-28
#62 · Quote Reply

Honestly, if you get athelete's foot, piss on your feet in the shower. More fast acting than tinactin. Again, not joking. I suffered for months until I got that tip from a paraplegic who was an athlete previously. Worked like a damn charm. I miss that dude. And he could do pull-ups like it was no thing. It was amazing to watch him get out of bed. But anyhow, pee on your feet in the shower if yo...

Athletes foot is super easily treated by OTC meds if you can’t clear it it’s probably because your shoes are colonized by the fungus

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Bilb! lemmy.ml bilb@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2020-12-23
#63 · Quote Reply

Athletes foot is super easily treated by OTC meds if you can’t clear it it’s probably because your shoes are colonized by the fungus

Piss in the shoes, got it.

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TomMasz piefed.social TomMasz@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-07
#64 · Quote Reply

Humans have been using their own urine to soften animal hair (wool) for over a thousand years. The British last name "Fuller" was their trade. The would take the wool, soak it in urine and grape mash it with their feet to soften and make it more full. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling Now would I do this to my own hair or the the "fulling" job? Never.

It was used to tan leather, too.

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Malica lemmy.zip Malica@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-27
#65 · Quote Reply

She’s doing it wrong. You don’t leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes. Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID. But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didn’t...

Insert Nathan Fillion speechless gif

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DonkeyStar lemmy.world DonkeyStar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-23
#66 · Quote Reply

Most of urine’s benefits can actually be attributed to reducing stress by not thinking.

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thermal_shock lemmy.world thermal_shock@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#67 · Quote Reply

Pisspost

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expletivedeleted lemmy.zip expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-09-13
#68 · Quote Reply

Athletes foot is super easily treated by OTC meds if you can’t clear it it’s probably because your shoes are colonized by the fungus

Or you can be a poor kid with one pair of shoes who instead pissed on his feet to condemn the fungus like God jazz hands intended.

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BradPitt piefed.zip BradPitt@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-10-17
#69 · Quote Reply

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InGodWeThrust lemmy.zip InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-20
#70 · Quote Reply

This sounds like the worst reboot of Charlie's Angels ever

"Alright Angels, urine for some stinkin' fun today!" -Charlie, probably

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HulkSmashBurgers reddthat.com HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-07-03
#71 · Quote Reply

This some kinda kink I don't know about?

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razen lemmy.world razen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-08
#72 · Quote Reply

No pissposting in our shitposting community! šŸ˜”ā›”ļø

We need pissposting community now

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#73 · Quote Reply

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SlothMama lemmy.world SlothMama@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-13
#74 · Quote Reply

That poor pillow

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NotASharkInAManSuit lemmy.world NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-06
#75 · Quote Reply

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LavaPlanet sh.itjust.works LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-29
#76 · Quote Reply

My generation got weird as we got older

Nah, your gen was just more televised.

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BreadOven lemmy.world BreadOven@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#77 · Quote Reply

This some kinda kink I don't know about?

Something about showers that are golden maybe?

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BreadOven lemmy.world BreadOven@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#78 · Quote Reply

Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both. You can thank me later.

How else do you acquire your potassium?

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BreadOven lemmy.world BreadOven@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#79 · Quote Reply

Meme stolen.

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ILikeBoobies lemmy.ca ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-08-14
#80 · Quote Reply

She's taking the piss with this one.

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Loaf sh.itjust.works loaf@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-24
#81 · Quote Reply

Oh I'm sure there are people out there that do it. I mean, sink pissers in an actual thing. And these people vote too.

That’s it right there. These are grown humans who, in some form or another, shape society. Even in the smallest measure.

And they play with their urine.

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Loaf sh.itjust.works loaf@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-24
#82 · Quote Reply

What's wrong with sink pissing? That's how men are supposed to do it. Mere comfortable than aiming down, less splatter and You flush while washing your hands.

Ask a plumber that, and they’ll go off on you lol

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NotASharkInAManSuit lemmy.world NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-06
#83 · Quote Reply

Ask a plumber that, and they’ll go off on you lol

Am plumber, don’t piss in your sink. If I remove your P-trap and it’s filled with urine crystals then I’m going to use it to bludgeon your skull into pulp.

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nymnympseudonym piefed.social nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-25
#84 · Quote Reply

One hole to rule them all

Great porno title

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LazyOldPervert lemmus.org LazyOldPervert@lemmus.org
Joined: 2026-08-24
#85 · Quote Reply

I've found the wrong Herbal Essences orgasm commercial

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Kairos lemmy.today LodeMike@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-12-26
#86 · Quote Reply

That looks like Evan Rachel Wood

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StupidBrotherInLaw lemmy.world StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#87 · Quote Reply

I love my new all-purpose hole! Keeps life simple 😊

It cut my toilet roll expenses in half!

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stickyprimer lemmy.world stickyprimer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-21
#88 · Quote Reply

Humans have been using their own urine to soften animal hair (wool) for over a thousand years. The British last name "Fuller" was their trade. The would take the wool, soak it in urine and grape mash it with their feet to soften and make it more full. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling Now would I do this to my own hair or the the "fulling" job? Never.

Have humans also been rinsing it clean afterward for thousands of years? If anyone is just spritzing this into their hair that’s….. gag.

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Funkt4st1c lemmy.world Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-30
#89 · Quote Reply

We need pissposting community now

Shitposts being entirely funny/troll garbage and pissposting being like an almost good post that has a fakeout ending?

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mrunicornman lemmy.world mrunicornman@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-09
#90 · Quote Reply

Am plumber, don’t piss in your sink. If I remove your P-trap and it’s filled with urine crystals then I’m going to use it to bludgeon your skull into pulp.

Oh yeah? Why's it called the P-trap if it's not supposed to have pee in it, hmmm?

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nanometer1625 thelemmy.club nanometer1625@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-06-19
#91 · Quote Reply

If you meet a urine angel, then you know urine heaven.

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NotASharkInAManSuit lemmy.world NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-06
#92 · Quote Reply

Oh yeah? Why's it called the P-trap if it's not supposed to have pee in it, hmmm?

It’s because of the shape!

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