Guess that seals it. General Caine just told President Bonespurs that he's on track to accomplish his goal.

"Mr. President, sir, if we plan to bomb this new country, we're going to need to 10x the Pentagon budget asap! Otherwise, we'll run out of death machines."

"I can't get that through Congress."

"How about 5x? 2x? 50%?"

"I think we can add another $100B to the Pentagon's budget for this holocaust."

turning to line of lobbyists behind him "Warm up the hot tub at Little Saint James, boys! The President just greenlit Lockhead's next round of bonuses!"

Siphon off the 10B from BoArD oF pEaCe and they'll only need another 90. Easy enough, you could find that between the couch cushions. I'd avoid the one in the VP's office though.

I think you're leaving money on the table, so to speak.

Nobody's going to pay for his sofa slop if they know from whom it came.

Gives me an idea for a heist thriller action thing though: get a small team together to burgle the baby batter bank where their organization's target had made a deposit. The jacked jizz jar is then used to frame their target for some heinous crimes and more plot happens.

Team leader could either be a career criminal doing their One Last Job(tm) or undercover type sent in to foil the plan. Conflict kicks off after the ejaculatory evidence is planted: one of their teammates was actually working against them and swapped it out for a sample from the team leader.

Next Summer:

Wet Work
^Come^ ^Running^

They got rid of that barrier a long time ago.

He should send ice there

I disagree, > 40,000 protestors have been massacred (that's just what we know of due to the nationwide internet blackout), and they are all begging for US/foreign intervention. I support regime change in Iran if it means Pahlavi can implement his transitional government. Since 1979 when the regime rose to power, the value of the rial has literally gone down by 190,000%. Yes you read that right, not 10,200,1000, 190,000%. This shit needs to end right the fuck now.

How is that America's business?

Thankfully for the Epstein class, the US is not a democracy, so whatever the plebs and their AIPAC paid "representatives" think is completely irrelevant.

America should focus on saving America before trying to destabilise the world to protect a cabal of Pedos but Americans are incapable of doing good in the world

Congress xD