No. You're high. You think it's the year 1999. It's actually closer to the year 2199. You've been living in a dream world.

I was fine the next day, but I remember almost nothing about that night, and what I do remember from early on in the evening is that I was worried I would get lost on the way to the bathroom

When I was 16, my buddies each bought an ounce of weed for my birthday party. 3 ounces of weed, like 7 of us partying total. Smoked it all that night.

Was named beyond belief, but no adverse effects. Just super stoned and having a great time.

I take 2 hits off my buddy's fucking high tech ruby dab thingamabob and I am so fucking high that I hate life and I want to die

Id have to disagree for me personally, but yea I see your point it might be a waste of money for you (whoever this hypothetical person is)

Homemades? Ill agree those vary in strength. I was buying premade weed coconut oil back in the day and making cookies, I always warned people to start with a half. Very rarely was I listened too, they ALWAYS agreed with me after.

To be clear these were stoners who just got too stoned. I was moving slow like I was on Xanax! I feel asleep! Where the main complaints.

Yes people, their are great reasons to be careful with homemade or storebrought edibles, and yea if it aint working it probably just hasnt started yet. But also, going to sleep early is usually the main problem with too much weed. Maybe cancelling plans cause couch and blanket is better than anything else.

I'm told edibles only work if you say the magic words, which are "this shit ain't doing anything".

I avoided this mistake by giving up (I only had two with me anyway). It took six hours to feel my buzz and it only lasted a few minutes.

It is likely that your stomach is too acidic, that's why they didn't work on me. Eat it with something alkaline.

You're not missing much. It's like the difference between getting trashed on red wine vs. beer. More of a body buzz.

You wanna feel amazing do bottlera through the nose that shit wrecks your brain. I will never be able to get as high as I did as a teenager because of that.

Blend it with some high CBD flower! Something that I learned when I started growing was that most of the strains now are so intense because we've bred basically all of the CBD out of these new strains. Mixing with some CBD flower will help make it more mild, and possibly reduce side effects like anxiety.

When I made my first homemade butter I thought I'd start low, melted some of it over my pasta, watched some movie for a while and got so incredibly stoned, I can not remember much of what happened next. My dog decided to take me for a walk, we visited friends having a BBQ (he got a sausage) and I had hallucinations of... sheep? Like I was hearing sheep everywhere apparently and I was barely able to communicate between the giggling.

Through deduction and clever thinking I managed to come to the conclusion that I indeed did not start low, but blasted my head off with some very potent girl scout cookies butter.

Been there done that.

Edit: edibles do shit for me. I smoked one joint and puffed furiously. Had a stomach ache AND a bad trip. Not a good start. Edibles also give me heart burn and they aren't fun. Music doesn't get more interesting and I dont get any funky visions.

Magic mushrooms on the other hand...

Had a dream of eating an edible and tripping balls.

How much, lol?

Also extremely true with mushrooms.

Literally every edible horror story I've heard starts with "I took one but I wasn't feeling it, so I took another one..."

Can confirm

SSRIs and the like will mess with shrooms. It varies by person, like all this stuff, but you generally need like twice as much. On meds, I got a nice high out of 4.5g. Off meds, I get hit harder than that from 2g. Shroom potency also varies a lot, so it's not that odd to just have a dud.

Edibles took me several tries to feel anything, but did eventually just start working. They don't for some people, so that is possible, but it could just take a few tries. I think it was 4-5 for me.

I don't know, just makes me sleepy

well fuck, so yeah they just don't work for me

last time I tried I took 30mg in an hour and I couldn't tell if what I felt (calmness) was placebo or just because it was a beautiful fresh snowy evening

Oh, good idea!

Idk if strains are, like, universified or whatever, but there's this one strain of CBD we used to order from laughing lion in CO called Chem Dawg. Best shit ever. It felt like what smoking felt like when I was a teenager. It was pretty awesome. I'll bet a 90/10 mix of that and some actual weed would be awesome!

That's also why you should keep some other delicious snacks handy. Sometimes you start feeling good and crave another brownie :)

I knew I shouldn't have taken that pill from the sketchy dude with cool glasses!

The warning is futile. Everyone that partakes will do it at least once.

right? I saw this and was like acid too, kids!

Oh yeah, Chem Dawg is a strain of THC cannabis as well. I would hope that the name means they crossbred a THC plant with something like Cannabis Ruderalis to make a low-THC version but who knows, they might have just picked a name they like!

The hallucinogens and dissociatives are the real threat here. I can't help people who are that fucked up over 2 gummies. Maybe you need to do 2 more often.

That's how you learn your limits

Sounds awesome. I hope that wasnt a bad experience.

This came about 18 years too late for me 🤣

Mixed bag. It was fun, but I wondered how to get out of it. But after six hours it was over 😅

Sorry