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Armed ICE officer in Portland called 911 during confrontation: ‘I’m going to have to shoot this kid’, 911 Operator suggests he just drive away instead
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ProdigalFrog slrpnk.net ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net
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disregardable lemmy.zip disregardable@lemmy.zip
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dude, when your job is putting you in a position where you feel the urge to murder a teenager, get a new job.

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Lost_My_Mind lemmy.world Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-07
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dude, when your job is putting you in a position where you feel the urge to murder a teenager, get a new job.

And go to therapy.

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BigMacHole sopuli.xyz BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-03
#4 · Quote Reply

I'm going to have to MURDER A CHILD!

-People trying to Protect The Children TM!

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rogsson piefed.social rogsson@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-03
#5 · Quote Reply

He could put it to his temple and shoot instead. No harm to the kid and doing the community a service like a champ.

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aeration1217 lemmy.org aeration1217@lemmy.org
Joined: 2026-02-08
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We're almost there.. next time, take yourself all the way to the psych ward and admit yourself and your instabilities

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SeductiveTortoise piefed.social SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-16
#7 · Quote Reply

And go to therapy.

And if you for some reason absolutely need to pull that trigger and can't drive away, point the gun to your head first.

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sp3ctr4l lemmy.dbzer0.com sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-04-10
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dude, when your job is putting you in a position where you feel the urge to murder a teenager, get a new job.

Fuck that, follow your leader:

No really, bully them into suicide.

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wolfeh lemmy.blahaj.zone wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-19
#9 · Quote Reply

Israel

If this were Reddit, everyone in this thread would be banned for "antisemitism".

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GreenKnight23 lemmy.world GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-21
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Israel If this were Reddit, everyone in this thread would be banned for "antisemitism".

wut

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Albbi piefed.ca albbi@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-06-25
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Israel If this were Reddit, everyone in this thread would be banned for "antisemitism".

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FordBeeblebrox lemmy.world FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
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He could put it to his temple and shoot instead. No harm to the kid and doing the community a service like a champ.

HEY WAIT!

Make sure to put the vehicle into park first, don’t do it while driving.

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/home/pineapplelover lemmy.dbzer0.com pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-30
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Israel If this were Reddit, everyone in this thread would be banned for "antisemitism".

Well thank goodness we're on Lemmy

#freepalestine
#fucktheidf

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