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bufalo1973
piefed.social
bufalo1973@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-09-01 |
Back to Hasecorp for now...
In Spain there was a time when it was Hasechof and Microchof. |
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
piefed.social
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-08 |
You keep focusing on "a person". I don't walk into Grease Monkey or Artic Circle and start insulting. I use Arsenic Circle off the premises. Heh. I guess I'm more used to Barbara and never really listened to Barbra's music. I'm saying that if you insult a company on their property then don't bitch if they kick you out. Just because you are not insulting a specific person doesn't mean that they ...
Microslop is behaving in a way that hurts customers. I'd say it's extremely anticonsummer. They are simply being called "microslop". It's like saying "Nintendon't" when you refer to their famous anticonsummer practices. People are not going to microslop discord to call them genocide enablers (which they are) or other stuff. Just microslop because, lately, they only produce slop (proof: windows 11, to name a single one among the lot).
Happens. I always saw Barbra (and thought it was a weird name).
The fact is people are not bitching about being kicked out, but laughing about how dumb they are painting themselves over a silly thing that could have died really soon if they just let it be. |
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
piefed.social
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-08 |
In Spain there was a time when it was Hasechof and Microchof.
I remember when there was a webpage named "mocosoft" and microslop sued (and won) because the name sounded too similar in Spain. |
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Maultasche
lemmy.world
Maultasche@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
20 years ago (yes, I'm old) we called it Microshaft Winblows. Perhaps it's time to resurrect that.
I'm Germany, we called it Windoof |
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Rose
slrpnk.net
umbraroze@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-09-18 |
That's a bit weird. They didn't get this worked up about being called "Micro$oft" or something. This is probably hitting the nerve in a completely different way! |
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OwOarchist
pawb.social
OwOarchist@pawb.social Joined: 2026-02-13 |
Ah microslop kicking themselves for not buying discord
They would have run it into the ground with mismanagement and a new chat application would become the popular choice within a year, while Microslop's new acquisition fades into obscurity, eventually to be depreciated and shut down my Microslop themselves. As has happened multiple times already in history. |
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OwOarchist
pawb.social
OwOarchist@pawb.social Joined: 2026-02-13 |
That's how any absolutistic regime reacts. Which companies usually are.
Which companies always are. Look into how companies are actually managed. It's almost always an absolute dictatorship under the complete control of the owner and/or CEO, who gets the last word on everything and can fire anyone at will. Sometimes you'll have a board of directors or something acting as a check on the CEO's power and able to replace them if necessary ... but even then, that pretty much never actually happens. Their power is pretty much never actually checked. Which is why I think "workplace democracy" should be the phrase leftists rally behind. The right has put a lot of work into poisoning and slandering the terms 'socialism' and 'communism', but 'workplace democracy' hasn't been attacked like that. And it sounds very good to workers. If you get to vote on what your country does, why shouldn't you get to vote on what your company does? After all, your company actually has a lot more effect on you and power over you in your day-to-day life. Why should some out-of-touch rich guy (probably a pedophile) get absolute control over the whole thing based on his fucked-up whims and vibes? Instead, we should have workplace democracy, where all employees get a say in how the company is run. (And then, without propagandized workers even realizing that they've done so, they've taken control of the means of production and enacted a form of socialism.) |
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OwOarchist
pawb.social
OwOarchist@pawb.social Joined: 2026-02-13 |
That doesn't mean that they have to tolerate it on their property. People (certainly here) seem to be expect that they can go anywhere and say anything and everyone is supposed to just take it. Companies are allowed to ban you unless it violates an applicable law and the First Amendment (in the USA) is for protection from the government, not a private business. If I talk trash about Walmart in ...
Increasingly becoming a distinction without a difference, as corporate and government interests become more and more intertwined. (Suppose that the government politely asks Microsoft to ban all mention of "genocide" on Microsoft platforms, while making it very clear that it's completely optional, the government just asking for a favor, and it's not at all required, no penalty for failing to do so. Probably not even an official request. Just, say, the President rambling on social media about how it would be very "great again" if Microsoft did that. And Microsoft eagerly and voluntarily bans mention of "genocide". Later, the government allows Microsoft to make a big merger without worrying about anti-trust laws, and also gives them a significant tax break. Were first amendment rights violated?) |
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bizarroland
lemmy.world
bizarroland@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-08 |
Microslop needs to ask Copilot about the Streisand Effect. As someone not chronically on social media, I hadn't heard about this term yet. Now, it's one of my favorites. Funny enough, I've been experimenting with Copilot at work and it does have some genuine uses for looking up information quickly. Especially when trying to troubleshoot Microslop products. Between the disaster called "Windows 1...
I've said this before that if they made it optional and gave us the choice of using it as part of the operating system, then people might use it and might find reasons to like it. But shoving it down our throats is offensive and rapey. I'm not interested in being raped by microslop. In fact, I am violently opposed to it. If one of the people that are shoving nopilot down our throats was in front of me, I would attack that person, at least verbally, but also possibly physically depending on their response. |
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BigDiction
lemmy.world
BigDiction@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Am I the only one questioning why Microslop has a Discord server? Don't they have a chat product?
It’s normal to just meet people where they are at on all the various platforms. As long as you can pipe everything back to customer data platform increasing scale through multiple social platforms has almost no downside and pretty minimal cost. |
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OwOarchist
pawb.social
OwOarchist@pawb.social Joined: 2026-02-13 |
If you showed up at Microsoft HQ and started throwing out insults, why would that be acceptable? I'm not a fan of Microsoft but this seems to be a case of people being keyboard activists who would only act that way when they think they are anonymous. It reminds me, somewhat, of the guys in college who would harass girls online but act totally different in person. One can protest without being i...
Why wouldn't it be? |
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NavySqueal
lemmy.world
NavySqueal@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-19 |
They would have run it into the ground with mismanagement and a new chat application would become the popular choice within a year, while Microslop's new acquisition fades into obscurity, eventually to be depreciated and shut down my Microslop themselves. As has happened multiple times already in history.
Only before microslop would have found yet more ways like charging for additional characters past a 250 word limit and connecting to a chat for more than an hour :'). I seriously miss groups/social. When microslop/xbox actually had that false sense of caring for their communities |
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RamRabbit
lemmy.world
RamRabbit@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-11-16 |
I wanna join the server just to look at the absolute loser shit that must be going down in the "Aha AI Moments" channel
Microsoft locked all the channels in that discord within the last few hours. Before that, every channel was Microslop nonstop. Apparently even giving them feedback (in the feedback channel) about the product is no longer allowed. Microsoft cannot handle the fact they dish out slop. |
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morriscox
lemmy.world
morriscox@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-27 |
the First Amendment (in the USA) is for protection from the government, not a private business Increasingly becoming a distinction without a difference, as corporate and government interests become more and more intertwined. (Suppose that the government politely asks Microsoft to ban all mention of "genocide" on Microsoft platforms, while making it very clear that it's completely optional, the ...
What you describe is like how the Mafia leaders claim that they never gave an order to commit a crime. Al Capone was very difficult to pin down. Since Microsoft could decline the government's "request", then I suspect that technically First Amendment rights were not violated. It's how companies have been getting away for essentially spying for the government. |
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jwt
programming.dev
jwt@programming.dev Joined: 2023-10-06 |
Idk Microsoft, maybe fix your AI so it doesn't recommend Microsoft products that are either depreciated deprecated or don't exist. It's pretty embarrassing for you.
*deprecated |
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BodilessGaze
sh.itjust.works
BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-16 |
That's a bit weird. They didn't get this worked up about being called "Micro$oft" or something. This is probably hitting the nerve in a completely different way!
Microsoft has over 200k employees, and the people (person?) managing the discord are probably at the bottom of the totem pole. I doubt they put more than 5 seconds of thought into this. |
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lornosaj
lemmy.world
lornosaj@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-28 |
Reminds me of the time when Disney allegedly* sent a memo to workers at Disney Land and Disney World telling them that, if they didn't stop complaining about the abysmal working conditions by calling both parks Mousewitz, they'd be fired. Within the hour, workers started calling it Duchau in stead. *read: probably
I get the Mousewitz part but what’s the reference to Dachau about? Duchau read like Duckau as in Donald Duck? |
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Carl
sh.itjust.works
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-04 |
Microslop needs to ask Copilot about the Streisand Effect. As someone not chronically on social media, I hadn't heard about this term yet. Now, it's one of my favorites. Funny enough, I've been experimenting with Copilot at work and it does have some genuine uses for looking up information quickly. Especially when trying to troubleshoot Microslop products. Between the disaster called "Windows 1...
I still use windows 10. |
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Techlos
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-06-19 |
That's a bit weird. They didn't get this worked up about being called "Micro$oft" or something. This is probably hitting the nerve in a completely different way!
They're proud capitalists, so it never bothered them. They aren't proud of their slopware though |
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Carl
sh.itjust.works
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-04 |
That doesn't mean that they have to tolerate it on their property. People (certainly here) seem to be expect that they can go anywhere and say anything and everyone is supposed to just take it. Companies are allowed to ban you unless it violates an applicable law and the First Amendment (in the USA) is for protection from the government, not a private business. If I talk trash about Walmart in ...
Only about 4-5% of the world lives in the U.S., I am not one of them. Stop acting like a shill. |
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0_o7
lemmy.dbzer0.com
0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-02 |
Filled by morons and Russian bots?
Whatever floats your boat. |
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village604
adultswim.fan
village604@adultswim.fan Joined: 2025-09-27 |
*deprecated
Thank you for the correction! |
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Billegh
lemmy.world
bhamlin@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Am I the only one questioning why Microslop has a Discord server? Don't they have a chat product?
They do, but have you ever seen a party that everyone knows about but no one shows up to? That's Microsoft's non-paid chat service. |
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Billegh
lemmy.world
bhamlin@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Microslop
And if they keep it up, Macroslop |
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theolodis
feddit.org
theolodis@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-25 |
I get the Mousewitz part but what’s the reference to Dachau about? Duchau read like Duckau as in Donald Duck?
Dachau was one if the first concentration camps in Germany. |
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morriscox
lemmy.world
morriscox@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-27 |
Only about 4-5% of the world lives in the U.S., I am not one of them. Stop acting like a shill.
4.20%. I was giving an example. I'm not jumping on the hate train to try to placate fanatics who obviously think that anything goes when they don't like something. I don't like or trust Microsoft (and have bad-mouthed them many times) but I will not go to their "properties" to insult them and I certainly don't expect them to be fine with it. Call me a shrill if you want to but I get the impression that you just want to be an asshole and want others to be as well. |
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fritobugger2017
lemmy.world
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-24 |
Go to microsoft dot com. Click their chat help bot. Ask "What is microslop?" get told, sorry, I cannot help you with that and turns itself off. |
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Ranulph
thelemmy.club
Ranulph@thelemmy.clubJoined: 2026-02-19 |
Go to microsoft dot com. Click their chat help bot. Ask "What is microslop?" get told, sorry, I cannot help you with that and turns itself off.
I just did that..and it said....''it would seem you are referring to Microsoft'' So all of your hard work was not in vain. It is now self aware |
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Ranulph
thelemmy.club
Ranulph@thelemmy.clubJoined: 2026-02-19 |
"Hello I'm [generic person 2387362] and I'm the community manager for [generic corporation/tool/product 1892873]! I just started a few weeks ago and I'm so excited to announce that in the interest of [generic engagement and advertising], we've started a discord server! We [positive transitive verb] our community, and want to bring them together so they can share some of the [productivity succes...
You son of a bitch I'm in!! Where do I sign up? |
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luciferofastora
feddit.org
luciferofastora@feddit.org Joined: 2025-02-07 |
I get the Mousewitz part but what’s the reference to Dachau about? Duchau read like Duckau as in Donald Duck?
Remember how Americans would pronounce the ch. They already basically say Dackau, so Duckau isn't a far stretch. |
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Carl
sh.itjust.works
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-04 |
4.20%. I was giving an example. I'm not jumping on the hate train to try to placate fanatics who obviously think that anything goes when they don't like something. I don't like or trust Microsoft (and have bad-mouthed them many times) but I will not go to their "properties" to insult them and I certainly don't expect them to be fine with it. Call me a shrill if you want to but I get the impress...
I said shill, not shrill. None of us are going to the company in person. The ceo wants people to stop calling ai slop. This is why people are calling it Microslop. Also, people are boycotting Microsoft, because they are helping with the Palestinian genocide. I try to limit all my purchases from Microsoft if possible. The company is evil, the founder was on the Epstein list, and is also evil. |
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morriscox
lemmy.world
morriscox@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-27 |
I said shill, not shrill. None of us are going to the company in person. The ceo wants people to stop calling ai slop. This is why people are calling it Microslop. Also, people are boycotting Microsoft, because they are helping with the Palestinian genocide. I try to limit all my purchases from Microsoft if possible. The company is evil, the founder was on the Epstein list, and is also evil.
I could have sworn I used shill. I don't know if it's my fingers betraying me or if it's autocorrect. I'm using going to Microsoft HQ as an analogy. Going to their forums or groups or Discord server, etc., and causing grief should be treated like griefers anywhere. I'm not saying to not use Microslop at all, just that if you are causing grief somewhere it's understandable if you get kicked out. Don't get me wrong. I believe that the ones at Microsoft responsible need to have an Ed Gruberman experience. I'm just going to behave myself while on their property. |
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EndlessNightmare
reddthat.com
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com Joined: 2024-03-24 |
I hate this timeline, but I do enjoy the small moments of absurdity when I can. |
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lornosaj
lemmy.world
lornosaj@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-28 |
Dachau was one if the first concentration camps in Germany.
I am very aware, I was asking about the pronunciation/reference. |
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Carl
sh.itjust.works
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-04 |
I could have sworn I used shill. I don't know if it's my fingers betraying me or if it's autocorrect. I'm using going to Microsoft HQ as an analogy. Going to their forums or groups or Discord server, etc., and causing grief should be treated like griefers anywhere. I'm not saying to not use Microslop at all, just that if you are causing grief somewhere it's understandable if you get kicked out....
Discord is not their property. It is just a social network they use. And what you call griefing is what most people call protesting. If CEO just never made a big deal about AI being slop, there would be less hate. But since we know it hurts his feelings, it is the Barbra Streisand effect. I am not in any of their servers, but I am boycotting their services. There is no point in paying for games from them, if the money goes to Palestinian genocide. |
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scarabic
lemmy.world
scarabic@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
I get the Mousewitz part but what’s the reference to Dachau about? Duchau read like Duckau as in Donald Duck?
It might be that there is pun at all about them calling it Dachau and that was the point. Oh we can’t use this cheeky nickname anymore? Fine, we’ll just refer to it as Dachau. Ban that. |
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needanke
feddit.org
needanke@feddit.org Joined: 2024-07-12 |
In reply to an earlier post
Many. Seems like I missremembered something. |
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borQue
lemmy.zip
borQue@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-09-25 |
And it's MICROSCUM, not microslop! |
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morriscox
lemmy.world
morriscox@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-27 |
Discord is not their property. It is just a social network they use. And what you call griefing is what most people call protesting. If CEO just never made a big deal about AI being slop, there would be less hate. But since we know it hurts his feelings, it is the Barbra Streisand effect. I am not in any of their servers, but I am boycotting their services. There is no point in paying for games...
Discord server, not Discord itself. |
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OddMinus1
sh.itjust.works
OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-30 |
I am very aware, I was asking about the pronunciation/reference.
Yes, it's as you stated, a reference to donald duck. A very loose reference. Also, I've tried to find any reliable sources for this story at previous occasions, and it seems like it's fully made up. The working conditions have reportedly been abyssmal which is likely the origin of the story, but that specific story is not real. |
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shneancy
lemmy.world
shneancy@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-03 |
In reply to an earlier post
"oh you want us to stop saying Microslop? how about we remind you about this in 3 days instead :)" |
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Doubleohdonut
lemmy.ca
Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-16 |
In reply to an earlier post
Then we're all in agreement, right? |
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Goretantath
lemmy.world
Goretantath@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-03 |
In reply to an earlier post
This is the true roflcopter in my eyes. |
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kamayatu24
lemmy.world
kamayatu24@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-03-03 |
A company that can't even stand trolling!😂 |
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blockheadjt
sh.itjust.works
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-08-23 |
In reply to an earlier post
All those alternatives aren't insulting enough BlowPilot |
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yineNerdesin
lemmy.world
yineNerdesin@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-07 |
This is embarrassing... I'll keep calling them Microslop and Microflop more |
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