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markovs_gun lemmy.world markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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#52 · Quote Reply

Unless he was behind it, like the post implies.

If the neighbor is concerned enough to call a priest after exhausting all natural means of dealing with the problem, he's surely going to point the camera right at the trash cans.

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JaggedRobotPubes lemmy.world jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-16
#53 · Quote Reply

Its not about the trash cans, its about making sure your neighbours know YOU are calling the shots. If it wasnt the trashcan it would have been the grass a half-inch too high, or the paint on the door chipped slightly, or gravel leaving the premises, or dirty windows.

Yeah, basic as fuck.

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helpImTrappedOnline lemmy.world helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-09
#54 · (edited) Quote Reply

This should be green text.

Weird request, but okay.

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apfelwoiSchoppen lemmy.world apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-01
#55 · Quote Reply

Good effort! Hopefully some of the local kids got to enjoy the swings after your heroics each day, & that the council/city eventually put them back after restrictions loosened again.

They did eventually, I think it took more than a year. It was ridiculous.

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harsh3466 lemmy.ml harsh3466@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-02-17
#56 · Quote Reply

HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.

Am in US. I will NEVER own a house with an HOA. NEVER

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LoafedBurrito lemmy.world LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-08-26
#57 · Quote Reply

Fake but still kind of funny.

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FlashMobOfOne lemmy.world FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#58 · Quote Reply

I'm just glad my HOA is chill and I like them.

The only thing they've had to bring fines about is people trying to move furniture in the wrong elevator and scratching up the wood finishings, and they should. We have a freight elevator for that.

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WoodScientist lemmy.world WoodScientist@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-06
#59 · Quote Reply

HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.

OTOH, your town planning councils tend to be a lot more restrictive.

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parzival lemmy.org parzival@lemmy.org
Joined: 2025-12-17
#60 · Quote Reply

I'm just glad my HOA is chill and I like them. The only thing they've had to bring fines about is people trying to move furniture in the wrong elevator and scratching up the wood finishings, and they should. We have a freight elevator for that.

That sounds more like just an apartment management or smth, no? HOAs are more for separate houses I thought

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TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus lemmy.world TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-24
#61 · Quote Reply

HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.
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Refract lemmy.ca Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-20
#62 · Quote Reply

Weird request, but okay.

MY EYEBALLS ARE MELTING

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WoodScientist lemmy.world WoodScientist@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-06
#63 · Quote Reply

I have had some shitty HOAs and I now live in a home with no HOA for a reason. Fuck those overbearing shitheads.

IDK. I've had good and bad experiences with them. But overall more positive than negative. It's all about which HOA you're talking about. Yes, you can say you should be able to do what you want with your land. But that isn't how any kind of land ownership works anywhere on Earth. There are always some entities regulating how you can use it, as you inevitably have neighbors and you don't have a right to damage the enjoyment of their property.

Can they be overbearing? Sure, the wrong ones can. But they also keep mean that I don't have to worry about my next door neighbor turning his property into a junkyard.

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OctopusNemeses lemmy.world OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-24
#64 · Quote Reply

These are creative writing exercises on reddit. It's gotten a million times worse since LLMs.

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helpImTrappedOnline lemmy.world helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-09
#65 · Quote Reply

MY EYEBALLS ARE MELTING

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SuperDuper lemmy.world superduperenigma@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#66 · Quote Reply

🤌 the fact that you went through the effort to make that text green, too

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night_petal piefed.social night_petal@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-27
#67 · Quote Reply

I don't believe it... Moving a welcome mat when the guy has a camera doorbell? C'mon...

This is easily accomplished with a fishing rod. I also don't believe this, however.

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Seth Taylor lemmy.world SethTaylor@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-06
#68 · Quote Reply

HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.

We have them for apartment buildings in Romania. Never heard of any for houses, fortunately.

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MehBlah lemmy.world MehBlah@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-16
#69 · Quote Reply

Weird request, but okay.

whooosh.

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VinegarChunks lemmus.org VinegarChunks@lemmus.org
Joined: 2026-02-20
#70 · (edited) Quote Reply

These are creative writing exercises on reddit. It's gotten a million times worse since LLMs.

A LLM that does not understand that you can’t avoid being seen by a ring camera by ā€˜approaching from a blind spot. ā€˜

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zod000 lemmy.dbzer0.com zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-08-12
#71 · (edited) Quote Reply

IDK. I've had good and bad experiences with them. But overall more positive than negative. It's all about which HOA you're talking about. Yes, you can say you should be able to do what you want with your land. But that isn't how any kind of land ownership works anywhere on Earth. There are always some entities regulating how you can use it, as you inevitably have neighbors and you don't have a ...

I've had 2 and they were both far, far more than just overbearing (yes, I realize that I used that word in my previous comment). My first HOA had a pair of elderly sisters that were both on the board that would walk around the subdivision a few times a week with clipboards just looking for anything that they would come at you with. One time they had the board lawyer send me a threat of putting a lien on my property because I had left a paint can on my driveway for a few hours... while I was literally painting a room.

The only people that HOAs serve are authoritarians and people who only think of their home as an investment whose value is more important than anything else. I just won't play that game anymore.

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helvetpuli sopuli.xyz helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-13
#72 · Quote Reply

HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.

Look up the word bünzli

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Trainguyrom reddthat.com Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-06-10
#73 · Quote Reply

A LLM that does not understand that you can’t avoid being seen by a ring camera by ā€˜approaching from a blind spot. ā€˜

I mean its perfectly conceivable for any camera to have a blind spot. The lens can only see so much. Heck given its a Ring camera its almost certainly on a wireless connection so its trivial to briefly disrupt the connection if you're okay with violating FCC regulations

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HugeNerd lemmy.ca HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-06
#74 · Quote Reply

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Challenge accepted, I just need to find a step ladder to reach!

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Trainguyrom reddthat.com Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-06-10
#75 · (edited) Quote Reply

Are you saying sabotage the rich kids swings? Thats awful. Like something done shit to your park so you’ll pay it forward to other innocent kids. Terrible behaviour. You should be mad at the people doing it and take it out on them or the rule makers.

I think the removed signs should've been liberated and re-placed at the rich neighborhood park, and chains should've simply been set by the swings there. Make them see what they're doing and explain to their families why this is happening (if they even bother to use their parks)

It doesn't damage the park, it doesn't prevent its use but it does clearly place the problem they created at their doorstep

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Trainguyrom reddthat.com Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-06-10
#76 · Quote Reply

If the neighbor is concerned enough to call a priest after exhausting all natural means of dealing with the problem, he's surely going to point the camera right at the trash cans.

I'm imagining there's some setup to how the cans were placed that creates a blindspot where the OOP can move them without himself being seen, so the camera will simply pick up the cans moving each night without any clear source of the movement

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Trainguyrom reddthat.com Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-06-10
#77 · Quote Reply

Ya no way this is real. My ring doorbell detects the damn trees when the wind blows too hard. Not a chance he avoids the camera.

My ring doorbell

Obligatory get that police state spyware off your home and use something else (if cameras are even at all necessary!)

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redsand infosec.pub redsand@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-04-09
#78 · Quote Reply

Easy solution, jam the wifi signal while moving the mat. Added benefit of making them more concerned that the house is haunted. If the houses are close enough (likely, hoa so suburbs) you could just hook it to a basic wall-wart timer that actives at 3 and deactives at 3:05, and have it + jammer plugged in at the closest outlet to neighbors front door. Ring doesn't have a wired ethernet version ...

You don't have to jam it. You can spam it with DEAUTHs from anything that will run aircrack.

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Trainguyrom reddthat.com Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-06-10
#79 · Quote Reply

This would be me if I ever moved to the suburbs in an HOA, which I would never do on purpose. I am enraged by proxy at the very existence of HOAs even though I have never been part of one or indeed interacted with an HOA or even (knowingly) a member of one. I just hate them for existing.

I'm the kind of person who would go full rules-lawyer on them, get myself elected to the board and generally rip out every silly rule they have if not completely disband the HOA if needed

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WoodScientist lemmy.world WoodScientist@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-06
#80 · Quote Reply

I've had 2 and they were both far, far more than just overbearing (yes, I realize that I used that word in my previous comment). My first HOA had a pair of elderly sisters that were both on the board that would walk around the subdivision a few times a week with clipboards just looking for anything that they would come at you with. One time they had the board lawyer send me a threat of putting ...

Respectfully, you're painting with far too broad a brush. I don't consider it authoritarian to not want my next door neighbor to turn their front lawn into a junkyard. Again, it really depends on the HOA. I know that goes against the Lemmy party line, but it's my lived experience and the experience of millions of American homeowners.

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finallymadeanaccount lemmy.world finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-31
#81 · Quote Reply

Imagine being so fucking basic you care about trash cans being visible from the street.

HOA zombies are a plague

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Midnight Wolf lemmy.world wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-23
#82 · Quote Reply

You don't have to jam it. You can spam it with DEAUTHs from anything that will run aircrack.

I thought wpa3 made those attacks not possible?

Also jeez, that's a program I haven't thought of in 20 years. That and wireshark...

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Midnight Wolf lemmy.world wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-23
#83 · Quote Reply

You have no idea how many of those things are mounted such that you can walk up from the side unseen. Source - my neighbor's an idiot

Found op. That's some nice work you're doing.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#84 · Quote Reply

Am in US. I will NEVER own a house with an HOA. NEVER

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harsh3466 lemmy.ml harsh3466@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-02-17
#85 · Quote Reply

Why not both? 🤣

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Don_alForno feddit.org Don_alForno@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-22
#86 · (edited) Quote Reply

HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.

We Germans sadly have owner's associations in appartment buildings that can pull similar shit with the house rules, and also crazy restrictive building codes in some places, dictating how your driveway is allowed to look etc.

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cuerdo lemmy.world cuerdo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#87 · Quote Reply

I mean its perfectly conceivable for any camera to have a blind spot. The lens can only see so much. Heck given its a Ring camera its almost certainly on a wireless connection so its trivial to briefly disrupt the connection if you're okay with violating FCC regulations

the cans would not be in a blind spot

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uienia lemmy.world uienia@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-15
#88 · Quote Reply

I mean its perfectly conceivable for any camera to have a blind spot. The lens can only see so much. Heck given its a Ring camera its almost certainly on a wireless connection so its trivial to briefly disrupt the connection if you're okay with violating FCC regulations

If a camera is pointed directly at the trash cans, there would be no blind spot from which they could move them.

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HereIAm lemmy.world HereIAm@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-19
#89 · Quote Reply

A LLM that does not understand that you can’t avoid being seen by a ring camera by ā€˜approaching from a blind spot. ā€˜

You're making the assumption the cameras can see the bins. Might just look at a driveway.

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HereIAm lemmy.world HereIAm@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-19
#90 · Quote Reply

HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.

My parents kinda has one where they live in Sweden. Except everyone is welcome to the meetings. And it's mostly about planning, upkeep, and budgeting for snow ploughing, play parks and things like that, instead of relying on the local council to do it. And it's only for the one street they live on. Definitely no where near what an american HOA is like šŸ˜…

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Bababasti feddit.org Bababasti@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-03-30
#91 · Quote Reply

Look up the word bünzli

For real, Switzerland does not nearly get enough shit for being exactly like the stereotypes that actually exist for Germany but even more so

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Bababasti feddit.org Bababasti@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-03-30
#92 · Quote Reply

HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.

In the whole of Europe? That thing thatā€˜s made up by a big bunch of countries, all with very different laws and regulations? Bold claim.

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ExLisper lemmy.curiana.net ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
Joined: 2025-03-22
#93 · Quote Reply

Check every morning if the cans moved.

Notice they move Wednesday night.

Set alarm for middle of the night (3AM) and check if they moved.

Didn't move? Next week set alarm for 4.30AM.

Moved? 3.45AM.

Moved....

Shoot the guy trespassing on your property in dark clothes in the middle of the night.

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VinegarChunks lemmus.org VinegarChunks@lemmus.org
Joined: 2026-02-20
#94 · Quote Reply

I mean its perfectly conceivable for any camera to have a blind spot. The lens can only see so much. Heck given its a Ring camera its almost certainly on a wireless connection so its trivial to briefly disrupt the connection if you're okay with violating FCC regulations

A camera was put up explicitly for the purpose of seeing who is moving the bins, and the guy can’t see who is moving the bins, and the guy never thinks to reposition his camera?

No, that’s AI slop.

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Ugandan Airways lemmy.zip ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-02-05
#95 · Quote Reply

Anybody have any neighbor revenge tips? As in my neighbor is a fucking psycho who tried to break into my house, but is also rich, so he paid a lawyer and got a hand slap?

Obligatory, ACAB and fuck America. Can’t wait to take a position overseas again.

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BogeyTheSwear lemmy.zip BogeyTheSwear@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-02
#96 · Quote Reply

Check every morning if the cans moved. Notice they move Wednesday night. Set alarm for middle of the night (3AM) and check if they moved. Didn't move? Next week set alarm for 4.30AM. Moved? 3.45AM. Moved.... Shoot the guy trespassing on your property in dark clothes in the middle of the night.

Nowhere does it say they are Americans šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø also you sound like a psychopath

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Corkyskog sh.itjust.works Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-12
#97 · Quote Reply

Anybody have any neighbor revenge tips? As in my neighbor is a fucking psycho who tried to break into my house, but is also rich, so he paid a lawyer and got a hand slap? Obligatory, ACAB and fuck America. Can’t wait to take a position overseas again.

Depends how much revenge you need. There is a sliding scale between pooping on his doormat to planting creeping bamboo to planting an IED.

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Ugandan Airways lemmy.zip ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-02-05
#98 · Quote Reply

Depends how much revenge you need. There is a sliding scale between pooping on his doormat to planting creeping bamboo to planting an IED.

Somewhere between the bamboo and IED

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tigeruppercut lemmy.zip tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-08-20
#99 · (edited) Quote Reply

Anybody have any neighbor revenge tips? As in my neighbor is a fucking psycho who tried to break into my house, but is also rich, so he paid a lawyer and got a hand slap? Obligatory, ACAB and fuck America. Can’t wait to take a position overseas again.

I find a well aimed missile tends to do the trick

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LwL lemmy.world LwL@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-07
#100 · Quote Reply

Nowhere does it say they are Americans šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø also you sound like a psychopath

HOA plus calling a priest to have the house blessed certainly point in that direction though. But I don't think that would be legal everywhere even there. Isn't much use to you though if the neighbour is the kind of psycho to shoot someone over this.

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seejur lemmy.world seejur@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#101 · Quote Reply

Nowhere does it say they are Americans šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø also you sound like a psychopath

Isn't HOA pretty unique to America (and maybe Canada)?

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