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markovs_gun
lemmy.world
markovs_gun@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-04 |
Unless he was behind it, like the post implies.
If the neighbor is concerned enough to call a priest after exhausting all natural means of dealing with the problem, he's surely going to point the camera right at the trash cans. |
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JaggedRobotPubes
lemmy.world
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-08-16 |
Its not about the trash cans, its about making sure your neighbours know YOU are calling the shots. If it wasnt the trashcan it would have been the grass a half-inch too high, or the paint on the door chipped slightly, or gravel leaving the premises, or dirty windows.
Yeah, basic as fuck. |
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helpImTrappedOnline
lemmy.world
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-09 |
This should be green text.
Weird request, but okay.
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apfelwoiSchoppen
lemmy.world
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-10-01 |
Good effort! Hopefully some of the local kids got to enjoy the swings after your heroics each day, & that the council/city eventually put them back after restrictions loosened again.
They did eventually, I think it took more than a year. It was ridiculous. |
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harsh3466
lemmy.ml
harsh3466@lemmy.ml Joined: 2024-02-17 |
HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.
Am in US. I will NEVER own a house with an HOA. NEVER |
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LoafedBurrito
lemmy.world
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-08-26 |
Fake but still kind of funny. |
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FlashMobOfOne
lemmy.world
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-12 |
I'm just glad my HOA is chill and I like them. The only thing they've had to bring fines about is people trying to move furniture in the wrong elevator and scratching up the wood finishings, and they should. We have a freight elevator for that. |
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WoodScientist
lemmy.world
WoodScientist@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-06 |
HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.
OTOH, your town planning councils tend to be a lot more restrictive. |
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parzival
lemmy.org
parzival@lemmy.orgJoined: 2025-12-17 |
I'm just glad my HOA is chill and I like them. The only thing they've had to bring fines about is people trying to move furniture in the wrong elevator and scratching up the wood finishings, and they should. We have a freight elevator for that.
That sounds more like just an apartment management or smth, no? HOAs are more for separate houses I thought |
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TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus
lemmy.world
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-01-24 |
HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.
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Refract
lemmy.ca
Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-20 |
MY EYEBALLS ARE MELTING |
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WoodScientist
lemmy.world
WoodScientist@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-06 |
I have had some shitty HOAs and I now live in a home with no HOA for a reason. Fuck those overbearing shitheads.
IDK. I've had good and bad experiences with them. But overall more positive than negative. It's all about which HOA you're talking about. Yes, you can say you should be able to do what you want with your land. But that isn't how any kind of land ownership works anywhere on Earth. There are always some entities regulating how you can use it, as you inevitably have neighbors and you don't have a right to damage the enjoyment of their property. Can they be overbearing? Sure, the wrong ones can. But they also keep mean that I don't have to worry about my next door neighbor turning his property into a junkyard. |
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OctopusNemeses
lemmy.world
OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-24 |
These are creative writing exercises on reddit. It's gotten a million times worse since LLMs. |
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helpImTrappedOnline
lemmy.world
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-09 |
MY EYEBALLS ARE MELTING
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SuperDuper
lemmy.world
superduperenigma@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
š¤ the fact that you went through the effort to make that text green, too |
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night_petal
piefed.social
night_petal@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-27 |
I don't believe it... Moving a welcome mat when the guy has a camera doorbell? C'mon...
This is easily accomplished with a fishing rod. I also don't believe this, however. |
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Seth Taylor
lemmy.world
SethTaylor@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-04-06 |
HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.
We have them for apartment buildings in Romania. Never heard of any for houses, fortunately. |
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MehBlah
lemmy.world
MehBlah@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-04-16 |
whooosh. |
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VinegarChunks
lemmus.org
VinegarChunks@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-02-20 |
These are creative writing exercises on reddit. It's gotten a million times worse since LLMs.
A LLM that does not understand that you canāt avoid being seen by a ring camera by āapproaching from a blind spot. ā |
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zod000
lemmy.dbzer0.com
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-08-12 |
IDK. I've had good and bad experiences with them. But overall more positive than negative. It's all about which HOA you're talking about. Yes, you can say you should be able to do what you want with your land. But that isn't how any kind of land ownership works anywhere on Earth. There are always some entities regulating how you can use it, as you inevitably have neighbors and you don't have a ...
I've had 2 and they were both far, far more than just overbearing (yes, I realize that I used that word in my previous comment). My first HOA had a pair of elderly sisters that were both on the board that would walk around the subdivision a few times a week with clipboards just looking for anything that they would come at you with. One time they had the board lawyer send me a threat of putting a lien on my property because I had left a paint can on my driveway for a few hours... while I was literally painting a room. The only people that HOAs serve are authoritarians and people who only think of their home as an investment whose value is more important than anything else. I just won't play that game anymore. |
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helvetpuli
sopuli.xyz
helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-06-13 |
HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.
Look up the word bünzli |
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Trainguyrom
reddthat.com
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-06-10 |
A LLM that does not understand that you canāt avoid being seen by a ring camera by āapproaching from a blind spot. ā
I mean its perfectly conceivable for any camera to have a blind spot. The lens can only see so much. Heck given its a Ring camera its almost certainly on a wireless connection so its trivial to briefly disrupt the connection if you're okay with violating FCC regulations |
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HugeNerd
lemmy.ca
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-06 |
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Challenge accepted, I just need to find a step ladder to reach! |
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Trainguyrom
reddthat.com
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Are you saying sabotage the rich kids swings? Thats awful. Like something done shit to your park so youāll pay it forward to other innocent kids. Terrible behaviour. You should be mad at the people doing it and take it out on them or the rule makers.
I think the removed signs should've been liberated and re-placed at the rich neighborhood park, and chains should've simply been set by the swings there. Make them see what they're doing and explain to their families why this is happening (if they even bother to use their parks) It doesn't damage the park, it doesn't prevent its use but it does clearly place the problem they created at their doorstep |
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Trainguyrom
reddthat.com
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-06-10 |
If the neighbor is concerned enough to call a priest after exhausting all natural means of dealing with the problem, he's surely going to point the camera right at the trash cans.
I'm imagining there's some setup to how the cans were placed that creates a blindspot where the OOP can move them without himself being seen, so the camera will simply pick up the cans moving each night without any clear source of the movement |
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Trainguyrom
reddthat.com
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Ya no way this is real. My ring doorbell detects the damn trees when the wind blows too hard. Not a chance he avoids the camera.
Obligatory get that police state spyware off your home and use something else (if cameras are even at all necessary!) |
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redsand
infosec.pub
redsand@infosec.pub Joined: 2025-04-09 |
Easy solution, jam the wifi signal while moving the mat. Added benefit of making them more concerned that the house is haunted. If the houses are close enough (likely, hoa so suburbs) you could just hook it to a basic wall-wart timer that actives at 3 and deactives at 3:05, and have it + jammer plugged in at the closest outlet to neighbors front door. Ring doesn't have a wired ethernet version ...
You don't have to jam it. You can spam it with DEAUTHs from anything that will run aircrack. |
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Trainguyrom
reddthat.com
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-06-10 |
This would be me if I ever moved to the suburbs in an HOA, which I would never do on purpose. I am enraged by proxy at the very existence of HOAs even though I have never been part of one or indeed interacted with an HOA or even (knowingly) a member of one. I just hate them for existing.
I'm the kind of person who would go full rules-lawyer on them, get myself elected to the board and generally rip out every silly rule they have if not completely disband the HOA if needed |
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WoodScientist
lemmy.world
WoodScientist@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-06 |
I've had 2 and they were both far, far more than just overbearing (yes, I realize that I used that word in my previous comment). My first HOA had a pair of elderly sisters that were both on the board that would walk around the subdivision a few times a week with clipboards just looking for anything that they would come at you with. One time they had the board lawyer send me a threat of putting ...
Respectfully, you're painting with far too broad a brush. I don't consider it authoritarian to not want my next door neighbor to turn their front lawn into a junkyard. Again, it really depends on the HOA. I know that goes against the Lemmy party line, but it's my lived experience and the experience of millions of American homeowners. |
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finallymadeanaccount
lemmy.world
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-12-31 |
Imagine being so fucking basic you care about trash cans being visible from the street.
HOA zombies are a plague |
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Midnight Wolf
lemmy.world
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-23 |
You don't have to jam it. You can spam it with DEAUTHs from anything that will run aircrack.
I thought wpa3 made those attacks not possible? Also jeez, that's a program I haven't thought of in 20 years. That and wireshark... |
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Midnight Wolf
lemmy.world
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-23 |
You have no idea how many of those things are mounted such that you can walk up from the side unseen. Source - my neighbor's an idiot
Found op. That's some nice work you're doing. |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
Am in US. I will NEVER own a house with an HOA. NEVER
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harsh3466
lemmy.ml
harsh3466@lemmy.ml Joined: 2024-02-17 |
Why not both? 𤣠|
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Don_alForno
feddit.org
Don_alForno@feddit.org Joined: 2024-07-22 |
HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.
We Germans sadly have owner's associations in appartment buildings that can pull similar shit with the house rules, and also crazy restrictive building codes in some places, dictating how your driveway is allowed to look etc. |
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cuerdo
lemmy.world
cuerdo@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22 |
I mean its perfectly conceivable for any camera to have a blind spot. The lens can only see so much. Heck given its a Ring camera its almost certainly on a wireless connection so its trivial to briefly disrupt the connection if you're okay with violating FCC regulations
the cans would not be in a blind spot |
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uienia
lemmy.world
uienia@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-15 |
I mean its perfectly conceivable for any camera to have a blind spot. The lens can only see so much. Heck given its a Ring camera its almost certainly on a wireless connection so its trivial to briefly disrupt the connection if you're okay with violating FCC regulations
If a camera is pointed directly at the trash cans, there would be no blind spot from which they could move them. |
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HereIAm
lemmy.world
HereIAm@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-19 |
A LLM that does not understand that you canāt avoid being seen by a ring camera by āapproaching from a blind spot. ā
You're making the assumption the cameras can see the bins. Might just look at a driveway. |
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HereIAm
lemmy.world
HereIAm@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-19 |
HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.
My parents kinda has one where they live in Sweden. Except everyone is welcome to the meetings. And it's mostly about planning, upkeep, and budgeting for snow ploughing, play parks and things like that, instead of relying on the local council to do it. And it's only for the one street they live on. Definitely no where near what an american HOA is like š |
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Bababasti
feddit.org
Bababasti@feddit.org Joined: 2025-03-30 |
Look up the word bünzli
For real, Switzerland does not nearly get enough shit for being exactly like the stereotypes that actually exist for Germany but even more so |
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Bababasti
feddit.org
Bababasti@feddit.org Joined: 2025-03-30 |
HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.
In the whole of Europe? That thing thatās made up by a big bunch of countries, all with very different laws and regulations? Bold claim. |
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ExLisper
lemmy.curiana.net
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netJoined: 2025-03-22 |
Check every morning if the cans moved. Notice they move Wednesday night. Set alarm for middle of the night (3AM) and check if they moved. Didn't move? Next week set alarm for 4.30AM. Moved? 3.45AM. Moved.... Shoot the guy trespassing on your property in dark clothes in the middle of the night. |
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VinegarChunks
lemmus.org
VinegarChunks@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-02-20 |
I mean its perfectly conceivable for any camera to have a blind spot. The lens can only see so much. Heck given its a Ring camera its almost certainly on a wireless connection so its trivial to briefly disrupt the connection if you're okay with violating FCC regulations
A camera was put up explicitly for the purpose of seeing who is moving the bins, and the guy canāt see who is moving the bins, and the guy never thinks to reposition his camera? No, thatās AI slop. |
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Ugandan Airways
lemmy.zip
ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-02-05 |
Anybody have any neighbor revenge tips? As in my neighbor is a fucking psycho who tried to break into my house, but is also rich, so he paid a lawyer and got a hand slap? Obligatory, ACAB and fuck America. Canāt wait to take a position overseas again. |
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BogeyTheSwear
lemmy.zip
BogeyTheSwear@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-02 |
Check every morning if the cans moved. Notice they move Wednesday night. Set alarm for middle of the night (3AM) and check if they moved. Didn't move? Next week set alarm for 4.30AM. Moved? 3.45AM. Moved.... Shoot the guy trespassing on your property in dark clothes in the middle of the night.
Nowhere does it say they are Americans š¤·āāļø also you sound like a psychopath |
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Corkyskog
sh.itjust.works
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-12 |
Anybody have any neighbor revenge tips? As in my neighbor is a fucking psycho who tried to break into my house, but is also rich, so he paid a lawyer and got a hand slap? Obligatory, ACAB and fuck America. Canāt wait to take a position overseas again.
Depends how much revenge you need. There is a sliding scale between pooping on his doormat to planting creeping bamboo to planting an IED. |
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Ugandan Airways
lemmy.zip
ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-02-05 |
Depends how much revenge you need. There is a sliding scale between pooping on his doormat to planting creeping bamboo to planting an IED.
Somewhere between the bamboo and IED |
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tigeruppercut
lemmy.zip
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipJoined: 2023-08-20 |
Anybody have any neighbor revenge tips? As in my neighbor is a fucking psycho who tried to break into my house, but is also rich, so he paid a lawyer and got a hand slap? Obligatory, ACAB and fuck America. Canāt wait to take a position overseas again.
I find a well aimed missile tends to do the trick
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LwL
lemmy.world
LwL@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-07 |
Nowhere does it say they are Americans š¤·āāļø also you sound like a psychopath
HOA plus calling a priest to have the house blessed certainly point in that direction though. But I don't think that would be legal everywhere even there. Isn't much use to you though if the neighbour is the kind of psycho to shoot someone over this. |
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seejur
lemmy.world
seejur@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
Nowhere does it say they are Americans š¤·āāļø also you sound like a psychopath
Isn't HOA pretty unique to America (and maybe Canada)? |
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